#i wonder how tall she was she was so much taller than me omfg... i think it's altered my brain chemistry

[koicrimes]

still thinking about my beautiful gorgeous dream gf that i inspired to quit her job to end racism. i miss her :( i hope she's okay.

[blushblushbear]

You're the sole reason why I've become enamored with the kitsune boys these past few days lol. Thank you, I think?

I can't stop thinking about their heights tho like omfg, you've got this near 7 foot tall giant, tall af Haru and then the munchkin that is Aki lol. I'm wondering how they'd react to a partner that's even shorter than that, like 4'10, 4'11 lil marshmallow?

Aw shucks, you're too sweet

Welcome to fox boy hell! <3

but 2 a quick asides,

when I heard that Fuyu was like seven feet tall I used my own height plus the difference between mine and his to see if cha boy could even clear my doors-- he could barely

recently I was at work and a manager was resetting a shelf and I was like 'wait, hold on, you can't put that product up that high, no one's gonna be able to reach it' (she's very tall) and she was like 'wait, okay, you try and get it from this height then-- how taller are you btw??' '5 foot 5' queue her looking at me like 'GIRL, YOU ARE NOT 5 FOOT 5'

we ended up calling over the shortest people who were working to test the theory and she goes 'Guys, Emma thinks she's 5 foot 5' which eventually lead to a debate of my height between me and them where they ended up getting a tape measure and measuring me.......... I am apparently 5''3........ (in my words 'man, fuck y'all, I hate you guys, I'm going on my lunch break <:''c') (...........also yes I did test the theory later that night by myself.... I am 5''3......)

so in conclusion Fuyu could not actually clear the doorways in my home lmao....

...also I am shorter than all Kitsune...

ANYWAYS

Aki:

Thinks it's cute and low key loves that there is someone shorter than him

10000% believes it adds to your charm

loves being the big spoon

loves being able to bear hug you

loves to scoop you up in a hug

Haru:

Also thinks it's cute

thinks your very precious

loves having this sweet little love to tower over when he kabedons you

loves to pick you up--- bear hug, bridal carry, just straight up off the ground

teases you about it but honestly FUCKIN LOVES IT

WILL rest his chin or arm on your head/shoulders

his precious little love

will DEF put things on high shelves to tease/mess with you/as a power move

also to see you reach for it lol

Fuyu:

PROTECTIVE

also a little worried about how he towers over you so much

constantly worried he might crush you if he puts too much weight on you

will get things off of high places for you without being asked

will treat you a bit like your delicate and fragile sometimes

is a little embrassed with the height difference between you two

but mostly just thinks it's cute

you're his sweet little mochi

little dumpling

tiny snow drop <3

[tequila-starlight]

*slams door again* HELLO I RETURNED

just came from chapter 2 of the chiefs fic! the sexual tension alone made my toes curl i am v v v v v v excited to see what happens in the next chapter i cannot WAIT

mutota is honestly so cute, he’s also taller than the tall male characters! (checked with neuvillette) his hat is a lil ridiculous but i adore him all the same. also when you talk to him he says something like “scars are a reminder of past mistakes” and he’s all scarred up like SIR 😭

i havent finished the night wind quest yet but i took one look at biram and was like omfg is that even gonna fit???? but its kinich so with the power of lust i believe in him!

also im so glad you like the men in the other hoyoverse games! currently am in love with lighter from zenless he has me kicking and screaming

ANYWAY THIS MESSAGE IS TOO LONG BUT YOUR FIC IS DELICIOUS THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US AGAIN

HELLO WELCOME BACK I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE!!! Thank you so much for the kind words!!! I love long messages so no need to worry about that hehe 😜

I’m really happy you enjoyed chapter 2!! The next chapter is finally going to be the smut and it is LONG 😳 So yeah I can’t wait to see your reaction to it!!!

Rest of my answer is under the cut! Forgive me for rambling but I can’t help it HAHA

I’m aware that Mutota is taller than the other male characters (You have no idea how long I spent jumping around the four male chiefs with Kinich HAHA) and YES I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! The chiefs are just getting taller and taller like Wayna is taller than Amina (Obviously) and Pacal, but then Mutota rolls up and then boom!!! Biram!! We’ll just have to wait and see about the Collective of Plenty’s chief. It’s unlikely but imagine if they’re even taller than Biram HAHAHA

You’re so right that Mutota is super cute!! The hat is indeed very silly but honestly it grew on me 😆 And his SCARS!!! I re-read all the chiefs dialogues over and over to the point I can recite them by heart tbh and his is so!!! Mysterious!! Like it is general wise words but the implications!!!

I still love all the dialogues you can get by talking to the chiefs. Here are my very bad, very inaccurate, very flanderized summaries of them:

Pacal: So actually my weight comes from a period of traumatic stress eating from failed dreams and expectations but everything’s fineeeeeee now 😊 (Uncle Pacal I will defend you with my life. Look at me in the eye and tell me ‘My determination is just like my weight — they are both here to stay.’ is not peak writing I dare you)

Amina: This tribe has only one competent person and that is ME (Hustling truly has no age… Amina my sweet smart scheming superstar… I swear she’s smarter than so many adults IRL… she’s a brat but she’s MY brat okay???)

Wayna: I’m not old I swear (Sure Uncle ‘You need to take risks when you're young, 'cause by the time you're my age, you couldn't attempt something like that even if you wanted to.’ I believe you wholeheartedly. We love a king in denial!!!)

Mutota: Yeah elitism is rampant in my tribe so I’m just waiting for them to learn it the hard way 😘 (Yessir whatever you say sir anything for you sir)

Biram: Want a straight answer from me? Too bad, I’m gay. You have a question for me? Why not you question the question. Question the answer to the question. Question the reason for questioning. Question everything. (He says it more ✨Mysteriously✨ but you get the gist)

Moving back to Mutota, he also talks about arrogance and how it doesn’t help on the battlefield, which makes me wonder if he was some cocky little shit when he was younger before he matured through the hard way into the reliable sexy figure we know and love…

Which brings me to the question HOW OLD IS HE 😭😭😭 Both he and Biram are really confusing my vibe check because I can’t decide if they’re in their late twenties (For Biram’s case, perhaps even younger) to late forties and I have NO clue… the first three chiefs didn’t give me this problem…

Forget Pyro Archon lore or Celestia lore or literally anything else I want CHIEF LORE!!! /hj

*START OF SPOILERS FOR THE INTERLUDE QUEST AND FLOWERS FEATHER TRIBAL CHRONICLES*

(I find it hilarious that among all the chiefs Mutota really got put through the wringer. First, his tribe gets hit the hardest by the abyss, and then shortly after his trusted elder literally incites a revolt and tries to, in his own words, arrest him. Not to mention all the Saurian torture and anti-Qucusaurus propaganda my man can NOT catch a break HAHAHA)

*SPOILERS END*

I’ll be vague about Biram since you haven’t finished the quest, but let me just say I adore his attitude on tradition. His personality (And I’ll admit, everything else about him too) was not what I expected but I love it!!! I regret not taking screenshots of him next to Kinich when he’s standing up (Does this count as a spoiler?? That he stands up at some point??) because I needed to refer to videos to try gauge his size properly… but cutscenes weren’t the best at displaying his angles unfortunately 😭

I tried to make his size as accurate as possible, but in the end of the day, we’re operating off hentai logic here so half of it is still me pulling stuff out of my butt. Speaking of butts, because the aforementioned logic Kinich will be fineeeeeee… right..? You’ll just have to wait and see HAHAHA

Moving away from Genshin, Lighter my beloved!!! From what I heard from my friend he sounds like peak mangst, which is great especially when the player character is Wise HAHAHAHA Also his music video is sooooooo good…

Anyways, thank you once more for the kind words!! I really appreciate messages like these!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Like before, have some cake for reading through everything!! 🍰🍰🍰

[mountainsluna]

wicked regrets

request: “a seonghwa scenario in which he’s a “serious” looking boyfriend who doesn’t really celebrate Halloween but the reader does, so he gets jealous of her friends cuz she’s spending too much time with them decorating and shopping for costumes”

pairing: seonghwa x reader (gender neutral besides reader in a female character costume)

genre: angst + fluff ending

word count: 2.1k

✩ [author’s note] for those of you that aren’t familiar with the movie the nightmare before christmas, theseeeee are the characters/costumes i refer to in the story! :)

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One afternoon in late September, you and your boyfriend were out shopping when you passed by a new Halloween store that immediately caught your attention. “Oh my god! Baby we have to go in, can we just look around inside really quick please?” 

“Hmm okay love, but just really quick.” The lack of excitement in Seonghwa’s voice didn’t register with you as you were already halfway in the door before he he could finish replying. You were nearly bouncing off the walls that were filled with scary costumes and spooky decorations. You two had started dating last November so it was your first Halloween with Seonghwa as your boyfriend and he could honestly say he had never seen you this ecstatic.

"Baby look!!! They have the cutest decorations look at these pumpkins and these candles!! Oooh we can get these small skeletons for the living room! What do you think?" 

"Uhm I guess if you want. I don’t really celebrate it...well not since I was like 9. Isn’t it really just for kids anyways?” His words made your smile falter a bit. Halloween was your absolute favorite time of the year, and there were already so many activities planned out in your head that you wanted to do with your boyfriend. However, from the looks of it, it didn’t seem like he’d be interested in the slightest.

“No of course not...Are you telling me you don’t think Halloween is fun as an adult?” 

He shrugged his shoulders as his fingers grazed a large plastic butcher knife in front of him.

“No horror movies?”

“No.”

“Pumpkin carving?”

“Too messy.”

“Decorating?”

“Waste of money, we live in an apartment and if we decorate inside no one will even see it.”

You hated to admit how disappointed you were at his answers. You knew from the start that Seonghwa was a very serious person and you rarely ever had an issue with it. However, you were a couple and wanting to do couple things for your favorite holiday would’ve meant a lot to you.

“So, you wouldn’t even go with me to a haunted house?”

“I don’t see the appeal in literally paying someone to scare me. Aren’t your friends into all that stuff too? I say you should go with them.”

The fact that he wouldn’t even entertain the thought of having a little fun with you made you sad enough but for him to just pawn you off to your friends so he didn’t have to participate made you feel even more disappointed.

“Alright then Hwa, I guess I will.” You said sighing to yourself as you walked away from him.

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You decided that no matter how Seonghwa felt, you weren’t going to let his lack of excitement ruin your October. You even made sure he was aware of that the day you visited the Halloween store, leaving with nearly four bags full of decorations that he helped you carry home.

When October 1st arrived, your mind had already begun to wonder about what costume you wanted to get this year. Not wanting to hear Seonghwa shoot down your couple costume ideas you decided to not even mention it to him to save yourself the disappointment. Luckily, most of your friends were eager for the holiday just like you, one afternoon as you all hung out at a coffee shop, you vented to them about your problem with Seonghwa. You added in that you were a bit sad you couldn’t live out your couple costume dream with him by going as Jack and Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas, a movie even Seonghwa knew was your favorite.

“Well I don’t have a costume picked out yet and I know that movie, I wouldn’t mind dressing up with you if you want?” Your eyes lit up at your friend Hongjoong’s suggestion. He wasn’t as tall as your boyfriend to be able to fit the costume as good but he was taller than you and that was enough.

A few days later, Seonghwa had just gotten home, walking in as you were grabbing your keys. “Oh? Are you leaving?” He asked, you never left the house that late on a Tuesday night. 

“Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you my friends and I are going costume shopping. Don’t worry I won’t be out long and your food is on the stove.” You placed a quick kiss on his cheek before walking out the door. He stood there a bit shocked by your exit, but brushed it off. It’s not like it was an everyday thing.

It wasn’t until the week before Halloween that Seonghwa had begun to get frustrated. You had spent nearly every weekend either inviting your friends over or going to their apartments for Halloween baking or scary movies while he kept to himself. The first few times you told him it would be nice if he tagged along but he refused and after the third rejection you stopped asking. But now, he felt left out. Seonghwa swore to himself if you asked him again, he would accept this time, he just missed spending time with you. But you never asked.

The day before Halloween, Seonghwa was scrolling through his feed when he saw an ad for a haunted house that was only open that night and Halloween and he remembered you asking him if he’d go to one, regretting his words, he decided he should be the one to ask you this time.

He walked into the bedroom where you were adjusting your red wig onto your head. “Hey baby”, he started, sitting on the edge of the bed as he watched you at your vanity. “I know you probably have plans with your friends but...I would like to take you somewhere tomorrow night...to make up for everything I’ve missed this past month.” You saw his reflection in the mirror in front of you and you could tell how bad he was feeling, he never looked that sad.

“Where did you want to go?” You asked, turning to look at him directly.

He began telling you about the haunted house he had found but when he noticed your expression change from curiosity to a pout he stopped, knowing you had something to say.

“I...I’m sorry baby but...my friends and I are actually going there tonight. That’s why I’m all dressed up.” You said, spreading your arms to display your Sally costume to him.

At that moment, Seonghwa felt even more embarrassed of himself realizing he never even bothered to ask you what costume you had chosen and what your plans were for that night. He sat there staring at you for a few minutes, not knowing what to say to you. Before he could find the words, there was a knock on your door. You stood up, looking down at your boyfriend as his head hung slightly. “Maybe, we can try again next year?” You said, placing a kiss on his head before walking to the door to let your friends in.

When Seonghwa finally joined he looked over all your friends in their costumes, the laughter that filled the room made him feel jealous that he wasn’t apart of it. He felt his heart nearly drop as his eyes landed on your friend dressed as your cinematic lover. Even with the round mask covering his face, he knew it was Hongjoong. He always trusted him as your friend and he knew you had every right to dress up with any of your friends that you wanted but never did he expect to see this. As you all begun to head out you noticed as your boyfriend silently retreated back to the bedroom without telling you goodbye.

“Baby...Are you okay?” You asked, slowly stepping into the room to see him sitting in his previous position. He could barely even look you in the eyes.

“I’m sorry I didn’t try harder, I knew how much all this meant to you and it’s my fault for not wanting to be apart of it. But...seeing you and Hongjoong made me realize how much I really missed out on.” You caressed his cheek as he spoke, you knew he meant his apology but you weren’t sure how to comfort him. You didn’t want to leave him home all alone to feel bad while you went out with your friends. But then you had an idea, your body shot up as Seonghwa looked at you in surprise. 

“I think I may have an idea...wait here!” you said and before he could question you, you were gone. He could hear muffled exchanges as you and Hongjoong talked in the living room, right as he stood up to go check on you, you opened the door to reveal yourself and Hongjoong’s costume mask and jacket in your hands. “Try these on!” You said, extending the items to him.

“Is...is Hongjoong okay with this?” He asked, hesitating as he lifted up the jacket, inspecting it slightly. 

“Mhhm.” You said, smiling back at him as you two heard Hongjoong’s voice coming down the hallway.

“Oh I’m fine with that.” He chimed. “It’s this I’m not too sure about.” He said, holding out his black and white striped costume pants to Seonghwa as he stood there in his white shirt and gray boxers.

“T...they may be too...short for me.” Seonghwa said, earning a small glare from your friend.

“I’m sure you can squeeze into them, my love. Now change quickly while I help Hongjoong with his new costume.” You said, pushing the smaller boy out as you closed the door behind you.

After fumbling with the other boy’s pants for a few minutes, (omfg that sentence did not come out right hjsjshdkhs) Seonghwa joined you two in the bathroom biting back a laugh as he looked over Hongjoong.

A large white bed sheet and a pair of Seonghwa’s white pants now adorned his body along with a thick velvet pink choker you had worn a few times that matched a dress you owned, and to top it all off, two small bathroom towels tied to his hair with your hair bands.

All Hongjoong could do was glare at the taller male, as he stood letting you adjust the costume around him. “I let you dress me as the dog to help your relationship, I just want you both to know that you owe me your lives.” You smiled as you placed the red clown nose that you had draw a jack-o-lantern face on, on his nose.

“Zero is the best character in the entire movie, it’s not that bad.” You laughed, clapping your hands together. “Anyways, now we can go!”

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As you three exited your car to meet up with your friends, you looked over the two boys standing in front of you, Seonghwa’s pants looking more like high waters and Hongjoong’s cuffed nearly three times over to reach his ankle. “Can I ask you guys something?” You smirked as they looked back at you expectantly.

“How does it feel to be wearing each other’s pants?” You laughed, tears nearly ruining your face paint as you dodged Hongjoong’s bedsheet clad arms that were swatting at you playfully.

Once you found your friends you all got in line together, you rested your head on Seonghwa’s arm as you waited, the feeling of having your boyfriend next to you tonight made you feel so happy and the feeling of you in Seonghwa’s arms made him even happier. The entire haunted house was exactly what you had expected. You nearly threw yourself into Seonghwa’s chest every time a zombie got too close to you. Your boyfriend on the other hand practically laughed throughout the entire thing, finding the setups and actors to be quite amusing.

As you walked back to your vehicles Hongjoong told you he was going to ride with your other friends to another haunted house if you two wanted to join but you declined, Seonghwa looking at you confused as you waved bye to your friends getting into your car instead.

“Love, why did you say no?” He asked, hoping he hadn’t ruined your night.

“Because, I want to spend tonight and Halloween night with my boyfriend... If he wants to...” You said your eyes moving to look at him slowly.

“O..Oh, of course I do! But, I don’t want you to miss out on anything with your-”

“I’m not missing out on anything.” You interrupted him. “I wanted to spend Halloween with you and that’s what we’re going to do. We can go home and watch scary movies while we make snacks and I can listen to you rant about the dumb characters and their bad choices.” You suggested as you two pulled out of the parking lot.

“Maybe we can even carve some pumpkins.” Seonghwa added making you giggle as he smiled at you, his gaze focusing back on the road as he drove you two home. 

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the scariest part about this story is that seonghwa is driving yall home and he doesn’t even have a driver’s license