#i wish i knew my jeff stats but i dont have those features

[snickerdoodlles]

as The Jeff Satur person on my dash I thought you might be interested to know that he's my most listened artist this year - Spotify says we spent 12,315 minutes together. What's interesting is that those 12000 minutes are made up entirely of why don't you stay and why don't you stay world tour version. TWELVE THOUSAND MINUTES. the brain rot is so real

im cackling, i love that im your jeff satur guy <3<3

and that's so many minutes!!! im so impressed, i love that you love his song, i always put it on when i wanna be serenaded 🥰🥰 if you want to increase your jeff time, may i recommend dum dum, black tie, or ghost? after all jeff's asking you to stay with him, we should answer his call <3