#i wish every reactionary conservative hard right schroedinger’s joker a very Die Painfully 💙 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

teophan · 2 years ago

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i would like to request that either stephen crowder dies (preferably either too abruptly to entertain the thought of “saving” him, or so gruesomely that there isn’t a possibility of it as the light slowly leaves his eyes day by agonizing day until someone pulls the plug)

OR that spotify free allowed you to skip/request less of anything in video ads the way you can say “hey i’ve heard this too much” on audio ads, or just outright say “do not advertise this sort of content”

because earlier i got four “louder with crowder” ads, back to back, with no other content to break them up, and now that it’s not christmas and i don’t have to be on that holly jolly bullshit:

i can confidently say the world would be a better place without him or his content in it :) change my mind.

#there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch #i have a similar problem with zoomcare ads #but zoomcare is not #1) advertising a spotify video podcast by way of bragging that they were banned from another platform #and 2) not a horrible bigot attempting to indoctrinate people through outright falsehoods and claiming victory thru dispassion #and also crowder’s voice is fucking annoying #literally it has gotten to the point #where i hear ‘oh! you’re watching THIS show? that’s fine—‘#and i take out my fucking headphones or turn down to inaudible until i see the video change/ads stop #because it’s always some stupid bullshit #‘banned from another platform’ is not? a selling point??#i wish every reactionary conservative hard right schroedinger’s joker a very Die Painfully 💙#i’ll be like those bitches in a christmas carol #call me mrs. dilber bc i’m hawking the blankets while they’re still warm #ONLY WARMTH HE EVER HAD

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