#i will not change

[danelloevee-sky]

Following me is like Russian roulette because most of the time it’s reblogging and posting art and screenshots but then the bullet arrives and it’s me talking about spirit manboobs

[maramooox]

Alastor: (probably horribly irredeemable in some secret way and also finds joy in manipulating others then watching them fail)

Me: the silly!!!!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

[yes-asil]

Detco this, Wild Kratts that, ((not that i dont love that art too fjfhdh)) I found you through Animaniacs, your Yakko countries song comic has a special place in my heart

Oh, we're digging up all of the fandoms I dabbled in!!!

I'll keep getting into more of them and jump around like a frog in their tiny pond.

[pixiesnooze]

i love this day once a week where the entire 19 days timeline gets together to freak out cumulatively and then move on

[msburgundy]

sorry for once again posting my favorite modern philosopher, byron rodgers

[stellar-owl]

playing elden ring online with randos is like 50/50 on whether i get summoned for a boss fight where the host dies immediately or i get summoned by a pair of players named gomez and morticia with matching blood weapons and wolf armor and we just sprint around leyndell killing every single enemy and having a delightful time

[tradescantia19]

"New year, new me!" I say while getting ready for a run after chugging an energy drink effectively starting my new years resolution ten days late

[sporkberries]

sorry for clogging the renee and helena tags with all my constant bullshit as if its my fault

[moonlightcookie]

ive already decided that if i Ever Do get violet my team will be meowscarada, vaporeon, hatterene, tsareena, and corviknight with the 6th member rotating :)

[vimbry]

[rainia]

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

[catlaila]

everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.