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caruliaa · 2 years

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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mattzerella-sticks · 5 months

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You know when Buck gets married he's going to be an absolute groomzilla. Imagine this but in a tuxedo:

#911 on abc #9-1-1 on abc #911 abc #evan 'buck' buckley #clipboard buck #and i say it with love because the groomzilla buck episode will be one of thee funniest eps of the show #starting in media res at the point where everyone wants to kill him #bobby or whoever he's marrying - eddie - having to talk him down and apologize

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undertheredhood · 1 year

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random civillain who just moved to gotham: *having a mental breakdown after they accidentally kill a clown with a bad dye-job*

the red hood (notorious crime lord and vigilante): "are you from tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten i see."

#batman #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #i like to think that jason will immediately ask out whoever kills the joker #jason todd is bad at flirting #jason todd headcanon #the rest of the batfam are hysterically laughing in the background as they watch jason use terrible pick up lines #jason todd has no shame #jason was never the angry robin #tim is filming the entire thing as blackmail #not everyone can say they killed the joker and got a date with the red hood #jason doesn't know how to flirt so he uses pick up lines from the media he consumes which is mainly regency romance novels #jason todd x oc #jason todd x reader #red hood x oc #red hood x reader #bruce is just face-palming in the background #jason’s love interests are seething when they hear about it #jason’s love interests: what do you mean i had to avenge him if i wanted him to flirt with me?

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causalityparadoxes · 3 months

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I will come to storm down his gates of gold | Doctor who, Empire of Death

I cannot get over how Mrs. Flood, faced with the certainty of her imminent death, immediately threatens to usurp God so she can rule over the afterlife.

#Here's how EU Death can still wi- jkjk i don't think EU Death could be killed by Sutekh. Whoever she is tho she is scary like WHO SAYS THAT #literally love this scene and the sentiment so much tho. like if i cant do wild stuff while alive ill be damned if im quiet when im dead #doctor who #dw spoilers #mrs. flood #mrs flood #dw #spoilers #empire of death #season 14 #series 14 #rtd2.0 #gif #gifs #gif set #doctor who gif #dw gif

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seven-winged-liar · 1 month

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RIP Freddie Mercury you would have loved the phrase 'serving cunt'

Partially inspired by this post (give it a couple notes <3)

#aiiiiiieeeeee #sillies mostly aside for the time being #i haven't done one of these in forever #since my first post if i'm not mistaken #eeee it was like coming home after a long trip #or removing debris from a stream and letting it flow freely #lovely #artists on tumblr #art #my art #freddie mercury #queen #queen band #fanart #70s #that's a painted #also an aside for the moots who read this far: this was not the one that inspired the post i made yesterday but rather the one i made cause #i was frustrated with another piece #completely changing tone and pace - god i love tags #and also the pencils i used #when i tell you i would kill for those pencils #bless whoever the fuck conceptualized them and then made them #life saver limited shiny and they get dark hoohohohohoohohooooo #doing a silly little song and dance number in the notes #thanks for reading i love you #edit:#graphite #and #took me i wanna say under three hours?#for sure under four but i did it so sporadically that idk - ill come back to this and see if my time improves the next time around

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daisy-daze17 · 2 months

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Recently saw a post that said "People only like to ship Sunflower before the incident or after the good ending when they've had extensive therapy and that means it's toxic!!" Listen personally I don't ship Sunflower but like? Shut up?

Obviously they BOTH need a lot of therapy and healing before they can do something like start a relationship or even heal from the incident in general. You think Sunny's just gonna drop the bombshell that he killed Mari and helped hang her and immediately go back to dating Kel or Aubrey? In fact, I think all 5 of them need therapy because Kel, Aubrey and Hero now have to heal and accept the truth if they ever want to forgive Sunny and Basil.

So yeah if you say that people who acknowledge when others need therapy before getting into a relationship are toxic then you're stupid af.

And as for the pre incident shipping-- yeah, based on how Sunny views him in headspace its fair to say there might have been a crush when they were younger, but of course everyone dismisses that because Aubrey is a girl and so main character must be shipped with said girl.

If you're saying Suntan or Sunburn is perfectly healthy right after The Truth but that Sunflower is toxic and unrealistic, I think you just hate Basil. Because in that case there's no way any of Sunny or Basil's ships are good relationships considering Kel and Aubrey have been lied to for 4 years about the death of a girl they loved and cared about.

#this is why kelbrey stays on top #lol just kidding ship whoever in that 4 you want #it kills me to see sunny shipped with everyone but basil being dismissed for any romance potential because everyone hates basil #if youre gonna ship sunny with people then you have to let others ship basil with people #sunny is just as mentally ill as basil #and they both need help before they can do something like date #this fandom has a weird obsession with hating on everyone elses ships #but i think Suntan and Sunburn shippers do it the most because theyre so hellbent on making sure everyone knows their ship is the healthiest #even though its not #there i said it break into my house now #not saying all of them are dicks #just the ones who bash on other ships because theyre 'toxic'#and im talking about ships in the main 4 not some shit with hero and one of them #omori #omori kel #omori basil #omori aubrey #omori sunny #omori ship #omori sunkel #omori sunburn #omori sunflower #omori analysis #omocat

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1000feetunder · 1 month

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" I'll stay here, watch the shop for you. "

It's rare to find comfort here, and CA knows that. He's their only friends down here, and he's hurt. They expect nothing in return. They think know he'd do the same for them.

In refrence to @aquaticshopkeep , bro needs a nap :[

#pressure roblox #pressure roleplay #sebastion pressure #sebastion solace #CA will kill whoever flashed bro #i say as if i don't know who it is #comfort #FRIENDSHIP #THEY ARE FRIENDS!

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littlestarbigfangs · 11 months

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"Good book?"

#finding out that he says he might kill whoever u have the highest approval rate with here ltrly make me so giggly #hehehe ur jealous hehehe #i wanted it to be gale here bc i think thats funniest lmao #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #necromancy of thay #my beloved #gale of waterdeep #my uploads #bg3edit #gifs #gif #mygifs

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sprinklethetangerine · 4 months

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Hey, I just watched Dead Poets Society for the first time ever! Now, if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna go sit in the corner of my room and scream!

#me very politely asking whoever made this movie to revive Neil (i am holding them at gunpoint)#NO BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK #what about my anderperry you cant do that... my anderperry you killed it... why ☹️#no but literally i usually cling onto one character in every show or movie and the rest i could care less about guess who it was for dps?#NEIL IT WAS FUCKING NEIL AND THEY KILLED HIM #i am rotating his father on a fire like a rotisserie chicken and feeding him to dogs.#i hope his father dies a slow agonizing death. i will boil him alive.#me at the end of the movie waiting for someone to say psyche or people to jump out with cameras and tell me i was being pranked #me before: “haha people seem to like this movie a lot it sure seems interesting ill check it out”#me after: “what is life...”#no but all of them standing kn the desks was so AHHHHHH #and i qant to fucking fight that bitch whatever his face was idk i forgot most of their names #the chatterbox tattletale snitchy bitch #thats his name now forget his actual name #dps #dead poets society #anderperry #since i mentioned it in the tags #nuwanda literally was like “sure yeah ill get expelled but i wont rat you guys out”#but chatterbox tattletale snitchy bitch mister “you forgot about the homework” over here is like “yeah so i told them everything”#i am exploding his head with my fucking mind #he deserved that punch so fucking bad

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juney-blues · 1 month

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the gender binary is when there are two things and the two-er the things the more binary it is

#juney.txt #every time someone says tme/tma is intersexist i inch slightly closer to killing myself in protest in front of whoever's saying it #if your intersex activism is all about telling trans women they shouldn't have words to describe transmisogyny #it isn't very good activism #it sucks actually #you're doing transmisogyny. do not be surprised when you're treated like transmisogynists. because that is what you are being

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kkolg · 7 months

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very important poll time guys

R owned by @jamieenthusiast

B owned by me 🤭😝

#poll #medicalmalpractice #yep that’s their new ship name now #oc: b #serial designation r #murder drones #md oc #md #md au #ujm au #ujm #ujm md #k’s rants #i will find whoever says no and kill them with my bare hands #/j but🧍‍♀️

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harvestmoth · 10 months

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more rejuv things but its. its just this guy again, im sorry shes all i can draw

#everyday im like i wanna draw :] and then i just end up with this thing on the page #i refuse to draw hands holding. because i cannot and im too lazy to figure it out #oh yea a couple of these i havent posted before because theyre lame to me but ill put them here for now #anyways!!#i was gonna say something about a couple of these but i forgot #oh well #pokemon rejuvenation #does she. lose her ribbon in blacksteeple. i forgot #she still has it to me..#to me her c15 hair tie is a torn part of the ribbon #anyways again. yesterday i finally figured out what the rejuvrp is. very cool stuff im so incredibly intrigued by it #i have no idea whats going on! but it looks so cool ill try to read it more later.#oh right again about the rejuvrp thing. the character designs ive seen are so so so cool i want to draw them so bad #i think i have to ask about that first though and there is! no way i am going to do that!!! i do not want to bother them #and i think my heart would explode from the fear of it all before i even typed the message.#that and im very lazy! theres a very good chance i wouldnt even draw it in the first place #anyways unrelated but i think if i get another comment from someone on something i Will Actually Explode.#i see someone said something and it kills me on the daily. what is happening... thank you.. i appreciate it very much...#sorry to whoever read all of that. um. hi youre really cool and i hope you have a good day/night #i think being on twitter has done something to me i have to leave it immediately. anyways back to twitter #wait actually i should go back to playing rejuv. im still in the grove from when i first posted the gym leader melia au. im afraid to leave #also play pokemon rejuvenation no i will not stop saying that everytime i post one of these

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sonknuxadow · 2 months

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people who have actually read fleetway sonic or just know what fleetway super sonic is actually like in canon literally suffer more than jesus because wehave to see like 90 percent of the sonic fandom just be extremely wrong about him all the time to the point where theyre talking about a completely different character that they gave that guys design to for no reason and this sort of thing makes up a massive chunk of fan content involving him and the cycle continues forever because people get their info on the character from said fan content instead of the actual comics

#icould go on forever about this #the getting extremely basic details like his name wrong .#the getting his personality wrong and portraying him as a chaotic trickster type character when he doesnt really act like that #the insistence on making evil super act really flirty with shadow or amy or whoever they ship sonic with #when he only cares about beating up everyone around him and he would never even consider dating any of those people in that state #and i might not be so against people doing ship stuff with him if it was him when he was chill and not evil #because he actually makes friends and does things other than biting and killing when hes like that #but people never use that version its always the weird ooc version of the evil version that they madeup in their head #i say sonic fandom but a lot of it isnt even actual sonic fans #because theres also the people who think fleetway super is a sonic.exe creepypasta thing . SAD !#fleetway super sonic and scourgenumber 1 victims of people just making stuff up about them that gets accepted as fact #i dont tjink its a moral failing to be wrong about a character but my god are situations like this annoying

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jackexmachina · 10 months

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