#i will be so annoying on Thursday I can already feel it💀

[classical-vanity]

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[lumosflairr]

i loved your last ron smut, i need more!!

could you do ron weasley x gf!reader where they’ve been dating for only a few months but they’re already doing it almost every day cause they’re horny fucks🤭

so he pulls reader into an empty classroom & they do it on the teachers desk🤭🤭

later on fred & george whistle funnily at them cause they probably heard & hermione laughs, while ron is just shamelessly saying „at least i have game“ while smirking💀

R. Weasley/ Can’t Contain Myself

A/N: hey! i absolutely love this so much and writing this was so fun. I hope you enjoy this💌

summary: You and Ron have been dating for about 4 months, but your relationships status to the next level was passed long ago. Now that your officially his, how could he not show you almost everyday?; even if the places are quite odd.

warnings: 18+ smut!

You and Ronalds sexual relations have never been a shocker to people. While you have only been dating for a couple of months, you were both like rabbits in heat.

The first time you and Ron had sex, it was all so natural. You could feel it all and you were sure he could as well. Now ever since then, you can both barely keep your hands off one another.

You’ve had sex in plenty of places with Ron, sure,- but this was unexpected for sure.

It started off as a normal Thursday morning for you. You had gotten breakfast in the Great Hall with Hermione, Harry, and your boyfriend Ron, you headed off to transfiguration for first period with Hermione. then to second period with Hermione, Dean, and Parvati, and here you were now in Potions with so it seemed all of your friends and Ronald.

Potions was never all that fun with Snape. He always talked in big words that you’re pretty sure only Hermione can comprehend, gives a shit ton of work in class, then another shit ton for homework.

As you were sat beside Seamus getting ready to take notes, (which you were going to probably not look over later) you could feel a pair of eyes on you.

You turned to look at Seamus, whose eyes were focused on his paper. As you furrowed your brows and looked around, you turned across from you. Thats when you found the perpetrator in the act.

Who happened to be your boyfriend, practically burning holes into your head.

You looked into his eyes as his leg started to nervously bounce while he gave you a sly smile, to which you obviously returned.

“Are you alright?” You whispered, trying not to draw Snapes attention onto you. “Yeah, ‘M alright. Just miss you.” Ron gave that nervous nod and smile as his face turned pink.

You could tell something was off. You were going to ask again until you heard another voice behind you.

“Miss L/N, since you are so proficient in Pepperup Potion creation, what ingredients are used for this substance?”

As you turned you came face with an amused Snape. His eyes never left your face as you turned your eyes to your notes, praying you wrote something down.

“Well, theres.. Octopus powder..”

“Go on..”

“And.. um.. Bio..- Bicorn horn! yes, thats it!”

“…Is that all. Miss L/N?”

You dropped your head to the desk and let out an annoyed groan (which earned you some giggles from your antics by you peers.) as Snape shot daggers into you.

“I suggest that you are to keep attention in this class Miss L/N”. Snape spoke with his tone low.

You turned your attention to the clock in the class about 5 minutes before it was time to leave, so you packed your bag up and awaited to be dismissed.

As Snape gave you all permission to leave, you sped walk over to Ron and grabbed his hand. Ron gave you a smile and squeezed your hand in his and placed a kiss to your neck.

You both walked together along with Hermione and Harry to the Great Hall for lunch.

As you were seated and began to eat your meals, Ron placed his hand on your thigh and rubbed it, sometimes tracing circles over the skin. As you turned your attention away from your food and towards your boyfriend, he had that stupidity dim smirk on his face.

You could practically feel the arousal form with the placement of his hands, your cheeks turning their usual pink whenever he does these acts.

Letting out a chuckle to your body’s reaction, Ron leaned in and whispered in your ear. “Been wanting you all day. sweetheart..” He finished off the last part placing a kiss to your neck, rubbing even further up your thigh.

You grabbed his wrist and looked into his eyes whenever he pulled himself away from your neck. two can play at that game, you thought to yourself. You leaned into Rons ear and whispered back, “maybe the feelings mutual then, yeah?” You finished that last part by placing your hand onto his clothed cock.

Rons eyes grew wide at your actions as you gave him an innocent smile while palming his now semi- erected member. you were going to be the absolute death of him, you and those pretty eyes.

“Could you lot please not eye fuck here?” Harry said as he lowered the daily prophet newspaper he was recently reading. “Seeing all of this in the common room, hearing it in the quidditch locker room, then being in the same dorm room while it happens is already to much”

Harry finished his sentence with an amused face. Ron started to look around at his surroundings playfully as his eyes landed back on Harry, “Well, this wouldn’t be the oddest place me ‘n her have shagged in”.

Hermione lowered her glass with her eyebrows raised while Harry gave another shocked face. Your face flushed a somehow even pinker shade as you shot Harry an “I’m sorry he sucks at realizing what TMI is” to which Harry returned with a “Please never let me hear that again” look.

You gave Ron a playful slap on his shoulder. “Ronald!” you whisper yelled at him. Ron let out a laugh as he began to continue his recent activities. His face found itself back into your neck, leaving kisses across it.

Ron fixed his mouth back to your ear, whispering to you once again. “Need you, haven’t had you in s’ long” Ron’s fingers then made their way up you skirt, right over your clothed area which was practically begging for his cock now.

You bit your lip to hold back a moan. “Ronald we had sex about a week ago.” “Thats a long time sweetheart.”

You shivered at his last words after his index finger found its way under your panties now on your clit. Your hand came slamming down onto his bicep, which had grown at an incredible speed.

Your toes curled in your shoes while your arousal had Ron’s fingers soaked.

Ron added his finger inside which made a gasp fall out of your mouth.

Hermione turned her head to you with a concerned look as Ron stopped moving abruptly. You looked into Hermiones eyes, praying that she had no idea what was going on.

“Is everything alright?” Hermione asked, placing her book down she was studying for in Herbology.

“Oh.. yes sorry I just remembered about-“

“Our homework for Potions, we’re doing it together in my dorm. Would you like to leave now?”

You turned Ron, confused. Then it clicked very quick that your little finger sesh was much more then that. His fingers popped out of you as he rubbed the arousal off them and onto his pants that way it wasn’t too obvious he was practically about to finger fuck the life out of you.

“I would love that, Ron.”

Ron grabbed your arm and practically threw you up out of your seat as he dragged you while you both Ran out of the Great Hall.

All that could be heard from the two of you were giggles nonetheless and feet paddling through the empty halls.

As you came to an abrupt stop, Ron checked the place around him. Coast was clear.

Ron opened the door to an old classroom as you both looked around.

“Ron why are we-“ You were cut off to a pair of lips smashing against yours. Your lips moved against one another as his hands guided your body to a desk.

As your butt hit the desk, you gasped as you grabbed onto the wood behind you. Ron plopped you up onto the desk. to which you returned with your legs wrapping around his waist.

Ron looked up at you with his pretty eyes, rubbing your hip. “Im sorry baby.. I just can’t contain myself, not when you look like this..”

His lips made their way back to yours, sliding his tongue against your lips. You knew this was his way in asking for permission to enter your mouth, which you obviously complied.

As your tongues danced together until you were both ran out of breath, you pulled away to catch the air that was now hot.

Rons hands found their way to your tie as he fiddled with it and tossed it onto the ground.

After he removed your tie, his hands began to unbutton your blouse. His hands were shaking as they made their way down. You could tell he was so eager for this, how worked up and pure horny he was.

After your blouse was off and discarded, Ron took a moment to just admire you. His eyes fell onto your figure, how perfect you were, how much he wanted to absolutely ruin you.

“So fuckin’ perfect, sweetheart..”, Ron muttered into your neck as his hands were now at your breasts. He was always so touchy when you had sex.

You moaned as Ron left hickeys on your neck while his hands had now sneaked around your back to unclasp your bra.

“Ron.. please..” You moaned as Rons lips were now on your nipple. Your hands tangled into his ginger locs.

“Please what sweetheart?” Ron muttered after detaching himself from your nipple, locking eyes with yours.

You were spread out on the desk infront of him, tits out and nothing but a thin pair of panties and your skirt hiding the rest of his holy grail.

“Fuck me Ron..”

“Whatever you want, darling”

Ron didn’t waste a second from taking your skirt off nor your panties. You were now completely bare while he was fully clothed.

You grabbed him by his tie and began to undo the fabric, along with the rest of his clothes.

You rubbed his erected cock through his boxers, a wet patch from pre cum, damping your finger tips.

Ron let out a gutteral moan as he threw his head back while you rubbed his cock. “Fuck..” Ron moaned as his hands found your breasts, squeezing at your left one.

You squeezed his cock in return, his moans getting louder. The pre cum continued to spread around your fingers. You removed your hand from his cock and looked up at him with lustful eyes. You teasingly licked them, to which he groaned at.

After you yanked his boxers down, his cock sprung free as he wasted no time from getting closer between your legs.

“Gonna fuck you so good sweetheart, you want that?” Ron teased with not only his words, but the head of his dick.

You let out a moan from his words, somehow causing your pussy to clench around nothing. “Please Ronnie, need you to fuck me so hard.”

Ron let out a ‘bloody hell’ to your taunts as he pushed himself in.

You both moaned in union and he filled your pussy up with his cock to the brim. The sight was for sore eyes.

Ron, shirtless and sweaty with his hair nothing but a mess, and you.. legs spread with doe eyes as you both stared so intently at one another.

Ron began to move at a nice speed at first, but he slowly picked the pace up.

You could feel it all, the way his tip kissed your cervix and his length going in and out. You could feel the twitches off his cock around your tight cunt as well.

“Fuck sweetheart.. this pussy’s extra tight today huh? you miss me as much as I did? Your little pussy missed this cock?” You nodded your head frantically at his words, squeezing your legs around him tighter than before.

“Yes.. yes! Shit Ronald..” You threw your head back as your tits bounced with every thrust, his pace at a impeccable pace.

Ron was pounding you into oblivion, you could feel the coil tightening and you were sure he could to.

“Fuck.. gonna worship this pussy every day, that okay sweetheart?” Ron moaned as his cock twitched inside you, he was so close to cumming.

You let out a whine at his words, “Yes. holy shit.. fuck!!..- fuck this pussy everyday Ronnie..” You were so cockdrunk you could barley think.

Ron was about to come and he was sure you were to, so he placed his thumb onto your clit. You let out a loud moan as you were pratically screaming for him. Your legs began to shake and quiver as his thrusts became sloppy.

“Gonna cum inside b..baby.. that okay?” Ron looked deep into your eyes with his words, to which you returned with a quick nod yes.

You and Ronald both finished at the same time, his sperm filling your cunt up as yours spread across his cock.

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Later in the Gryffindor common room, you and Ronald were cuddled on one of the sofas while Hermione was sat in front of the two of you with Harry.

Suddenly you heard a cat call whistle, you turned to look around, then came face to face with a a Fred, and a George.

“You two sure were busy earlier huh?”

The twins asked this in union, which caused Hermione and Harry to practically burst out into tears in laughter.

Ron and yours faces flushed pink, to which you hid your face in your hands.

The twins let out snickers and Ron gave them a glare.

“You know Ronnikins, you aren’t the quietest.” Fred stated.

“Your lucky for us though, our dearest little brother. See, if we hadn’t played that wicked prank on Filch..” George stated,..

“He would’ve been in for a sight.. oh and an earful of words.. ‘oh sweetheart..’” Fred finished with a mocking voice.

Ron scoffed but turned his frown to a smirk, “Atleast i have game, not to mention a girlfriend as well. Can you lot say the same?”

They infact could not.

[bloodchapell]

so its been what, a month? since i started working at the bakery cafe 😜 and that calls for more headcanons of senku as the annoying regular

first of all, he was already a regular when you started working there.

"who are you?" he asks when you bring his order instead of kohaku or jasper. you tell him your name with a smile, trying not to smack him with the tray at his rude question. of course after you get to know each other, the passive-agressiveness increases between you two. he tells you that he is studying at the university close by and you tell him you are too.

as time goes by, you exchange contact information, just so he can spam your phone before he comes in so you have his order ready (double texting fears bro). whenever he sees you posting stories having fun or literally anything, he will reply saying something like "so this is why my coffee wasn't that good today, disappointing. get more days at work."

he doesn't even realize what he said until you point it out and mock him for it. "aww, are you saying i make the best coffee?"

"no, i am saying that factually it is the least worst one. kohaku burns it somehow, jasper's coffee makes me think of retirement. yours is only barely tasteable for my refined taste so therefore the least worst."

"whatever u say brah💀" what makes it for him though, is the next text: "then make your own coffee."

"i make the best coffee on this planet, probably."

and so, you find yourself on a thursday afternoon, sitting in his living room as he makes coffee.

"senku i fucking hate coffee, i have no way of determining if this is good or not" (me probably and the rest of the coffee haters). he makes you tea, the good thing about tea is that there is not much to it as long as you're not brewing it with leaves and are simply using the little tea bags, so he can't fucking brag about it either.

for theatrics and inclusions, if you do like coffee, he serves it to you and it is surprisingly good. he says 'i told you so' like the genius he is 💀, he invites you once in a while to his house to drink coffee while he talks your ears off about science.

nowwwww, we forgot to mention the pastries 😈

senku likes sweets. think of it like a L from death note situation... joking, but he does like sweets. my evidence? he got petrified drinking an energy drink.

he likes chocolate, but not excessively, it is actually pretty easy for him to find the food cloying after a few bites. red velvet is a meh, carrot cake is good but unmemorable, cheesecake has a nice texture but too sweet after a while... so his favorite is napoleon cake, sweet but not so much, if he is feeling fancy he will get a berry napoleon.

will ask for a recommendation on pastries and try it and then complain that he didn't like it. my personal favorite pastry is plain tres leches, which he would like because its sweet but not too much and its just like watery and mhhhmhghhghm delicious (is this blantant bias and favoritism in our year of the lord 2025?)

anyway, i will most likely do a third part to tie it to his fucking problem of crashing your dates 😇, for more check my mistresslist (i should have formatted this like my usual posts but the first one i did of these was just like a ramble (check it out HERE) and its 1am and i worked for the last 8 hours and have to get up to work again)

[skoulsons]

Alright, scrambled ep3 thoughts

I love these credits so much

JOELLLL

just by the hand

is he burying someone?

WAIT

IS HE BURYING SARAH IS THIS THE START EPISODE FLASHBACK

but no his hand is hurt so it couldn’t be? Cause that’s from the QZ soldier?

oh Tess. I’m dumb as hell. lowkey forgot she died. rip annie too :/

10 miles okok we’re not far from Boston at all

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE CAMPSITE

that is his jacket on her legs I might collapse

he’s mad at her isn’t he. or just grieving. but she looks scared n the way he just grabbed his bag gives me pissed off dad feeling

“YOU WANT YOU JACKET BACK” STOP

the little head shake :(

GIVE HER THE REST. YEAHHHHHH

i love seeing shit i know happened that we never get to see happen in game happen in show. and the stuff I always read about in fics. makes me happy :)

I have this underlying feeling he’s gonna snap at her for some reason and I really hope im not correct

baby he’s not gonna talk to you rn he’s grieving

“I don’t want your sorry’s” :(

“Nobody made you or Tess take me. Nobody made you go along with this plan. You needed a truck battery, or whatever, and you made a choice. So don’t blame me for something that isn’t my fault.” Damn she could tell already that he was. or was trying to

the head nod :) yay we’re at an understanding. maybe.

he’s just so pretty

the inside of his jacket looks so warm no wonder she had it

“How much longer?” “Five hour hike.” “We can manage that.” And the deadpan look and turn. how did we get so lucky with these two for Joel and Ellie.

his pants look nice.

I like how she’s taking her time behind him. she’s never been out here before, so to see pretty streams and green trees and hear all the bugs and whatnot around her must be so fascinating

franks nice 😭 cant wait to meet him

“How’d you get that scar on your head?” mmmmm

IS IT SOMETHING LAME 😭

oh it was just a bullet graze

“Cause you suck at shooting or, like, in general?” “In general.” he looked so befuddled

“You ask a lot of damn questions” i love annoyed joel

WOW this set looks amazing

(I started the ep 20 minutes ago and am five minutes in…)

is she talking about Riley :/

“Is there anything bad in here?” “Just you.” “Ah, getting funnier” :’) I hope that continues to be used. I REALLY hope it’s used late in the show when they’re a lot closer

“fuck 🤨😑”

secret little compartment mmm

“You alright back there?” don’t speak to me don’t look at me don’t address me

Ellie don’t go down NO

this is gonna go badly

LOOTING IN SHOW THIS IS SO FUN

yup clicker I KNEW IT

oh oh no he’s chilling under rubble we’re cool. is he considered a stalker? cause he can still see?

the infected look so damn good.

good job ellie 🥹

“Ellie?” SHUT UP FIRST TIME HE CALLED HER BY HER NAME 😭 reminds me of him waking up in winter and calling for her. his face looks confused and also worried mmmm the fatherly instinct <3

his face when he stands up 💀

“Ellie?” Really reminding me of winter :((

“Ellie?” A THIRD?? im sorry

and she’s up like nothing happened

“Well if you’re just gonna leave it there…” “No.” 🫶🏻

HEY THE PLANE SHOT.

“Get shoved into a middle seat. Pay $12 for a sandwich” i hate how true this is 💀

i love just watching them walk together

her asking him questions like he knows everything about it is so Ellie

WAS IT A MONKEY I BET IT WAS A MONKEY. they run into monkey’s at the university right?

“I thought you went to school?” i love this line for early show them

I love how this is all one shot.

oh not the music kicking in. are we getting sad.

PANCAKE MIX :((((

“Around the same time Thursday” :(

“Friday night, September 26th, 2003” :( the head drop and looking to Ellie and immediately bringing his head back up so she doesn’t see through him

He’s fighting this conversation so hard

him putting his hand out in front of her is like a parent doing it to their kid in the passenger seat. I love the little instinctive things he does.

“Now I have to see” “I don’t want you to. I’m serious. Ellie!” “Can it hurt me?” “…no.”

YOURE TOO HONEST MAN

is he laughing. is he did. did he just. im begging this show please.

oh it’s the pile :/

is that a broken guitar

wow so they just killed people who they couldn’t fit in the QZ? damn.

OOOOH FLASHBACK

the dead fucking baby are you kidding me. are you kidding me. that’s the child’s blanket. what the hell.

OH ITS BILL FOUR DAYS AFTER.

“Not today, you new world order jackboot fucks” man i love bill

bro bills got a hell of a stash down here

all the liquor 😭

that’s such a cheeky hiding spot wow

ah man I’m so excited for bill content

THE PICKUP TRUCK aw this makes me happy

This sequence is so good

just looting a Home Depot. good for you bill I would too

I love that we get to see more of him and the town

mans is self sufficient in every way. what a king

AND HE EATS LIKE A KING

BILLS TRAPS hell yeah

“Doesn’t get old”

The music is so so good

oh shit 2007 and he’s still going strong

oooh are we meeting Frank

HI FRANK

it’s so cool to get to meet him considering he’s dead in the game. cant wait for this to be happy.

“and this is not an Arby’s” “well, arbys didn’t have free lunch, it was a restaurant” he’s so great I love him

(It’s been an hour and I’m 24 minutes in 😶)

I wonder how long it’s been since bills seen an actual person

he’s still got some working showers damn

“Thank you :D” he sounds so sweet

Almost spit my water out when bill burst through the door

bill being a great cook is such a cute addition. cause that’s not in the game as far as I remember. he was just our local car guy

Frank got so excited for wine 😭

bill doesn’t know what to do yet this is great

aww does he know how to play

seeing bill play the piano and sing was not what I had on my bucket list of things for tlou but here we are

Are they trying to get things more back to normal for a community? Interesting. And bill doesn’t want to

“There are no friends to be had” ur so right bill

OH THERES ACTUAL PEOPLE

OH ITS JOEL AND TESS SKFHSJVFEBR excuse me im dumb sometimes

“Oh, you’re a paranoid schizophrenic too?” 😭😭

Tess looks adorable

man joel looks so cute

OH 80 MEANS TROUBLE. frank came up with that :/

Joel’s got a different bag too

I wonder what causes that scene w the rain and fire in the trailer

Not them jogging 😭

Bills me when I run

“a little one” 😭 i hope he’s telling the truth and didn’t sell a shotgun or something

bro I’d kill for a strawberry right now. MUSIC??;?;?;

oh heres the Fire and Water

POURING IT DIRECTLY IN FUCK THAT WOULD HURT

he’s in a wheelchair. oh no.

Aw he’s been painting :(

aw man this is upsetting

he can’t even open the bag :/

is he gonna pass in his sleep.

oh he’s up?

what :(

THE DOOR TO DOOR MRI SALESMAN

Oh is it cancer :/

he’s gotta die before all that I have a feeling

WOW they have whole suits still

I’d be a wreck if I had to do this

OH THE MUSIC. WHAT THEME IS THIS. WHICH THEME IS THIS? Is it all all gone (alone)? I don’t remember. Or a similar score to it maybe. It’s terribly familiar

heyyy we’re here

is this the same day. like did Frank just die.

oh foods moldy so it’s been a while

wait so bill left a letter instead?

oh shit

wow

“I never liked you” 💀

OOOH ITS SPEAKING TO JOEL THE NOTE

“I used to hate the world and I was happy when everyone died. But, I was wrong. Because there was one person worth saving. That’s what I did. I saved him. Then I protected him. That’s why men like you and me are here. We have a job to do. And help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. I leave you with all of my weapons and equipment. Use them to keep Tess safe” :(( Bill wrote it for Tess but now it’s meant for Ellie I LOVE THIS

He’s literally having a mid life crisis right now.

JOEL SMILE. JOEL SMILE. JOEL SMILE.

WISJFUSKEISJFGDHs. Literally just went “OH. no. They wouldn’t.” I know this is the “what you say goes” scene but I thought they were gonna use the sulfuric acid to give her the chemical burn this early 😭

OOH WORD FOR WORD?? mmm almost.

“What you say goes.” Why does he look so tiny. LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO HUGGABLE AND SMALL?? 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻

“Dude.” “No.”

“I’m gonna shower. And then you’re gonna shower. Seriously”

STOP I LITERALLY WAS THINKING ABOUT IF THEYD GET TO SHOWER EARLIER

awww man her shirt <3

ELLIE NO

oh jeez

“OH DONT YOU LOOK PRETTY” “SHUT UP” STOPDJFHDKFH i love them so much. fucking domestic shit DAMN you don’t understand how giddy this shit makes me.

his wet and slicked back hair 🫶🏻

FLANNEL JOEL <33

CAR RIDE

seatbelt 🥹

HIM REACHING OVER HER TO GRAB THE SEATBELT??;!;?;? ARE WE GONNA? please for the love of everything in the world don’t talk to me that shit just sent me to the fucking stratosphere and beyond. got chills fucking thinking about it. fucking love them so much

“So cool” giving Ellie in the spaceship vibes in tlou2

MY EPISODE JUSF CUT OUT?? I have like a minute left

okay we’re back

“Put it back. Ellie!” to “no, no, wait, leave it. Leave it. Oh this is good, this is Linda Ronstadt. Do you know who Linda Ronstadt is?” look at him all giddy to listen to a Linda song again :(

HE JUST SMILED WITH TEETH?? HE JUST?? HE?)?(‘? SMILED?(??;! TEETH??

AND SHE SMILED BACK. cant wait to watch these last five minutes on a loop for the rest of my life