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crimeronan · 9 days ago

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i get cursed by a witch to speak all of my thoughts aloud so i have to confess all my sins and secret love and secret hate and all that. however before i can even start to ruin my whole life by spilling all my inner nastiness, i open my mouth and start screaming and screaming and screaming in an unbroken howl of agony that shreds my throat and darkens the sky and shakes the moors and makes everyone around us just, really really Really uncomfortable. then the witch is scratching the back of her neck like damn bitch. you live like this???? no wonder you're the most annoying person on the fucking planet. ok. curse revoked. let's get you some rutabaga from my garden. or whatever

#that trope of character drinking truth serum and losing their filter truly would not glean any useful information from me #i would just scream. i would just be screaming for several hours until i take a nap #are you guys not constantly using your energy to Not Scream. wild if so.#the point here is. my back hurts. and also i can't sleep. because my back hurts.#ah well. cest la vie. fortunately for everyone i haven't had truth serum so i will not be screaming!#i will be laying very still staring expressionlessly at everyone and responding to questions with low grunts and shrugs.#autoimmune tag

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