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i'm like this close to loosing my goddamn mind because my dad won)t take care of HIS dog
LMAO I WENT ON SUCH A TANGENT IN THE TAGS I MAXXED THEM OUT
#i don't like dogs#completely unapolagetic#if your dog jumps and licks and bites#i don't like it.#i will avoid it like the plague#no i will not pat your dog#no your dog is not a sweet baby angel sent from the heavens#ok but what is with that?#like cat people are just#hanging out like oh yeah i like cats#and then dog people are like DOGS ARE MANS BEST FRIEND#NOTHING CAN FILL THE HOLE IN YOUR HEART QUITE LIKE A DOG#yeah walter is an orange cat? be patient with him#DOGS ARE LITERAL ANGELS WE DON'T DESERVE THEM MY DOG IS MY CHILD#oh you caught a mouse? thanks :D#and cat people are alwys so chill with dogs while dog people are a mixed bag#like some are chill but a decent amount sre just out here convinced that cats are the devil like what the hell did they do#also my dad is kind of a prick#oh i want to get a dog so i can walk it and get back in shape blablabla#HE NEVER FUCKING WALKS THE FUCKING DOG#DIDN'T SEND HER TO PUPPY SCHOOL#DIDN'T TRAIN HER AT ALL#THE FUCKING DOG DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANYONE BUT MY *SIBLING*#BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONE THAT TRAINED HER#i don't hate the dog#i find her annoying#like that one toddler on a plane that will not stop screaming and crying#MY FUCKING DAD THOUGH#i love him#but for fucks sake.
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smooch!
#wow remember when i was an animator yeah me neither#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mo dao zu shi#I love them your honor#this looking rough was an ✨artistic choice✨ or at least that’s what I tell myself#mdzs#my art#I’m so sorry I’m not online more but I’m trying to avoid tears spoilers like they’re the plague
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this is the closest you're ever gonna get to a finished piece from me on the regular lol
#utmv#dream sans#nightmare sans#dreamtale#girl listen i just think they work it out after another couple hundred years#this is WAAAYYYYYYY way way WAY later in my lore. for most of their lives they try to avoid each other like the plague#but. yeah. they work it out#normal art
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cassie's everday fits! 🖤
dress // white stockings // shoes
dress // lace accessory // tights // shoes
top // skirt // tights (basegame) // shoes
top // skirt // tights (basegame) // shoes
#i'm avoiding don like the plague so here's our wife as a distraction#ts4#ts4 edit#ts4 lookbook#sim: cassandra goth#i need to find more dresses like the first one it suits her so well heart eyes emoji#and more mary janes
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[237] There are 8 days left before The Book of Bill releases!
I don't live in the US so I might be a day ahead
#bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#GONNA BE AVOIDING THE FANDOM LIKE A PLAGUE#I LEGIT DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED#PLS TAG YOUR SPOILERS WHEN IT RELEASES#PLEASEEEE#dailybilldoodles
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jean literally fucking breaking down in the hospital after hearing about riko's death and neil telling him he died with a pop is the most Neil & Jean thing ever
#abominable cockroach and other tiny related nicknames neil have acquired via jean too#this has probably been made into posts elsewhere already#but i've been avoiding tsc posts like the fucking plague because of spoilers#finally got some time (i dont but the pressure of exams push me toward tsc anyway) so I'm reading it and holy shit#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#jean moreau#the sunshine court#tsc#blue's bs
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Something Doctor Who misses out on is how none of the companions are extremely interested with any one thing. All the companions are all “idk, I have a few ideas of stuff that’d be cool to see, but I’m up for whatever! All of space and time, woohoo! :)”
And that’s great for them and I know it makes for a better show overall but I think it would be more realistic for someone to say “I want to see every historically significant moment for my special interest, and then I want to double back for mundane bits too.”
I, for example, would be an insufferable companion.
I’d be like, “okay now take me to the place and time where they first used stirrups for the whole ride instead of just using them as a foothold to mount the horse. Then I want to watch Ray Hunt put a first ride on a colt. After that we’ll take a nap, and then let’s sneak onto set of the Return of the King to be extras in the Ride of the Rohirrim”
The Doctor would be all “please. This is the twentieth horse-centric stop in a row. We have all of space available to us. Can we leave Earth this time I’m begging you”
And my annoying ass would go “not unless there’s horses in space” roll credits
#maybe he has built-in Horse Girl radar and avoids us like the plague#can’t blame him#doctor who#there are of course horses in space#or at least horse-adjacent creatures#but if you think that matters you don’t understand horse girls#I wanna drive cattle with the buckaroos in Nevada at the turn of the century#I would use Horse Soldier Horse Soldier by Corb Lund as an itinerary#brought to you by a ghost horse
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Why I fucking hate "The Handmaid's Tale" comparisons to real life (ie "this means THT is going to come true!!!")
that was not an elected government in the story. it was a fringe group that slaughtered the entire US government and took control by force. which makes little sense if you think about it, but that's because it doesn't matter HOW the dystopia happened; it just had to be there for the fiction to make a comment upon the author's present.
Dystopia is never a future prediction. see above: it's always a comment on the present in which it's written
That is massively fucking insulting to women who have actually lived with systemic oppression. They don't have to take away your name or your ability to read and write or put you in a color-coded costume. That's not what violent systemic misogyny looks like, because we KNOW what it looks like.
Sarah Emerson (1762-1784) could absolutely read. Based on what was expected of wealthy girls in her era, she probably spoke at least two languages- English and some French -as well as having knowledge of household accounting, basic first aid, history, literature, drawing, music, etc. She was still married to a man in his twenties when she was fourteen, because he wanted the inheritance her parents had left her (property she owned because, yes, women COULD own property back then). His family disapproved- they called her "the child bride" -but it still happened.
Women in the 19th century who couldn't vote, were discouraged strongly from public speaking (as in, speeches, not conversation), who sometimes had no control over that property they could in fact own, if they married, did normal things. They laughed and cried and petted cute animals. They spoke their minds. They wore what they wanted, albeit with societal constraints. They had names and voices and they still had so few rights under the law.
Women who died from backalley abortions as late as the 1960s could read and write. They had jobs. They dressed in ways we wouldn't consider remarkable today. They voted. They had access to the fucking pill, for gods' sakes. And yet that still happened to them. And yet they still died because the government didn't care about their lives as much as clumps of cells inside them.
Shirley Jackson (1916-1965) was a popular author with a rapier wit that she wasn't above using freely, living once again in a time we'd recognize many features of today. she married a Jewish man over the objections of...well, most of society back then, really. the nurse still wrote "housewife" for her career when she said "writer," during hospital admission to deliver her daughter Sarah
and that's all without getting into the double-damnations of women who aren't white, who aren't Christian, who aren't straight or cisgender. women in non-western countries where some of those things- like clothing laws or movement restrictions -have come to pass, but still not all and not in that way precisely
It doesn't have to be The Handmaid's Tale. In fact, it usually isn't, historically speaking. It's Call the Midwife. It's Harlots. It's Hidden Figures. it's Carol. It's astonishingly normal, among normal women living relatively normal- even happy lives, many of them.
Don't insult their memories by implying that it has to be speculative fiction to be real.
#long post#misogyny#systemic misogyny#abortion#and I even LIKE The Handmaid's Tale! I've been watching it a lot lately precisely because it's so fantastical that#it doesn't scare me#it's less realistic than something like (again) Call the Midwife which I have been avoiding like the plague
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#war flashbacks#I’ve been avoiding the dead boy detectives tag like the plague but#i had to make this#idk if someone has already done this#but…#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#destiel#edwin payne#charwin#dead boy detectives spoilers
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Day 1: official art/redraw
#mp100#mob psycho 100#mp100 fanart#reigen arakata#serizawa katsuya#serirei#serirei week 2024#my stuff#haha none of these are gonna be on time#crazy how I used to avoid serirei like the plague#now I'm drawing them married lmao#call that character development
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neil's southern us accent .... uhhhhh 😳
#i really should be avoiding neil's content like the plague bc of What He Does To Me#like rn im gonna go hunt down the stream where this happened so i can see him doing this voice in his slutty tank top#his accent is terrible i love it but the lazy “how you doin” is flipping my insides#y'allstarion#neil newbon#astarion#bg3
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Sweaty disco twink
#I was convinced to play through his demo after avoiding him like the plague#I was rizzed#now look at me#spicy#kinda but not really#suggestive?#obscura vn#obscura vn Francesco#obscura vn fanart#obscura francesco#my art
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I know we’ve said it one million and one times already but the fact that brendanicus wasn’t run off this site after saying “Happy Ukraine Invasion Day” mere hours before the bombs started dropping and that he lacked the shame to delete after it was very obvious how stupid and heartless he looked for joking about the start of a war of genocide and moreover that he continues to be a fixture of the Leftblr Funneyman pantheon is proof of just how much of a joke the Tumblr left is. The man hates women who stick up for their rights, gay men abroad who care about their rights, Ukrainians who don’t want to be annihilated, people in the US scared of increasing right wing violence and anyone who cares about the previous people. He lacks a clear morality outside of being as contrarian as possible and it’s led him down a road of reactionary politics with the thinnest veneer of progressive language that’s chipping away by the second.
#I hope his local gay community avoids him like the plague btw#brendanicus#the man is basically Milo Yianniopolous but isn’t even getting PAID for it (as far as we can tell)
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losing my mind over kenshi's fit details so i'll put it on the backburner for nowge sorry kenshi
#mk1#mk#mortal kombat#johnny cage#my art#BLARGG#it's frustrating but. whatever i'll go back to it later in the year maybe#trying to avoid artblock like the plague#art#artists on tumblr#i forgot the ship name#jenshi#?#sure.#edit: okay so it's actually#johnshi
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So Athena P mentioned Pokémon in a recent video of hers and so like… I was compelled to make this. I simultaneously hope for a pokemon lore video from her and dread the research process making a pokemon video would put on her.
Bonus concept sheet!
Why’d I give her Aipom? I just felt like the silly little monkey that can also flip you off just fit her <3
#athena p#pokemon#my art#my design#i think she would be a fun character for the anime#like she researches the Pokédex entries#not pictured here is her avoiding magcargo like the plague#if ykyk#I was about to post this and then I remembered her hair dye lol
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Little Stroll 🍂
#destiel#dean Winchester#castiel#destiel art#spnfanart#wiggleart#TEENIE-STIEL WOOin truth I just wanted to draw mushrooms and then they just popped into the picture#bless#this was fun and if I could go back in time and show my young self that indeed#we learn how to do backgrounds - that would be a great motivator haha#I used to avoid them like the plague tbh
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