#i will at say thank the good lord above that I'm full time remote at least. I can't believe I used to have to do this *and* go outside

[mayra-quijotescx]

i feel like I should never have to have half my workday eclipsed with a 10-round email match against someone so willfully illiterate she's convinced herself that her company's multilayered Basic Instructions Fail means we sent the wrong materials, but given that it's also happening on a day in which I am re-learning how to manage profuse bleeding, I'm particularly resentful

[all-things-mlqc]

Hi I love reading your answers for Gavin background story!!! Tbh I don't really play the game as it's expensive af but I'm really really invested with the premise of the game and the storyline so I read a lot. If you don't mind me asking, since I don't really play the game, do you mind telling me about the dialogue "I'm gonna call the police" then Gavin covered mc's mouth and said "I'm the police" is it from main chapters or one of Gavin's date? Thanks!

Hey there! Thank you so much ❤️ The game can be very very expensive if you want a lot of karmas so I completely get that. I’ve spent more than I should’ve on this game tbh but the stories are so good and every little piece of information you have helps with the main story as well so I’ve let it slide 👉🏻👈🏻 I know, I’m awful.

The scene you are speaking of is from Gavin’s Starry Date, the very first date I did in the game actually. Here’s a quick summary of the entire date for you~

MC had an important shoot in the morning that covered women’s safety so she intended to ask Gavin about the topic, knowing he knows many different self defense methods/techniques. However, Gavin hadn’t responded to any texts or calls the past few days due to being on a mission so MC eventually gave up. It was only the night before the shoot when Gavin called to see if she was awake. When MC answered, he told her he was in the front of her building and to meet him downstairs. After meeting up with Gavin, she asked what needed but he turned the question around on her since she had tried contacting him so many times the past few days. MC responded, telling him it was about a shoot she had but they already solved the problem. Upon hearing this, he figured everything was ok and handed her a helmet, telling her to get on sparky go vrooooom.

He took her to a mountain where the stars were brilliantly visible in the night sky. He said she had mentioned wanting to go star gazing at this mountain before so he planned this little field trip for after he got back from his mission. Being a hobby of Gavin’s, he pointed out a few stars and planets and talked about their alignments. He then pointed out Jupiter and said, “You know, no matter how far apart they are, Jupiter always shows up at a set time right next to the moon, standing guard over her”. Gavin then took MCs hand and jumped into the air, lifting off the ground with his evol. Of course this scared the heck out of MC at first since it was unexpected but as soon as they slowed down and hovered in the air, she looked around, amazed at how close the stars seemed. She thanked him for showing her such a beautiful sight, only then realizing how high up they were. Concerned, MC questioned if it was really safe. Gavin, being the cute tease he is, let go of her with one of his hands, causing her to lose balance. Gavin then raised his hand, effortlessly whipping up a gust of wind to steady MC. He held her close telling her, “Just trust me. I’m your Jupiter” thank you imma go cry now.

Landing back on the mountain, MC mentioned the shoot she had in the morning so Gavin asked what it was about. Since this is the part you were curious about, I’ll go ahead and write out exactly what it says in the date for you ;)

MC: The show’s gonna start tomorrow. I feel well-prepared, but I’m still a little unsure...

Gavin: Oh yeah? So what is it about?

MC: Women’s safety. You know, like how women can prevent putting themselves in danger.

Gavin: Tell me about it.

MC: Like avoiding being out at late night or going to somewhere remote...

MC: And don’t go anywhere with strangers, even if they’re old or children or pregnant, ‘cause maybe they’re not what they seem...

As I talked, Gavin suddenly covered my mouth and even pinned both of my hands behind me before I could even react.

MC: (Struggling) ...Mmmpphh...

It seemed like he wasn’t going to let me go. Gavin kept my hands pinned iron-tight behind my body. As I struggled to free my arms, Gavin took his one hand off my mouth, using both hands to keep my arms locked up.

MC: Let go of me... I’ll call the police...

Gavin: ... I am the police damn right you are, now arrest me

MC: ...!!

The harder I struggled, the more forcefully Gavin applied pressure.

What the hell is happening? Am I dreaming? What is he trying to do...

When I was about to burst into tears, Gavin let go of me.

Gavin: ... You would’ve been in danger just now if I were a bad guy.

MC: ...What the!

Gavin turned over and lay beside me.

Gavin: People always let their guard down around people they’re familiar with, and often that’s when danger strikes...

Gavin looked at me and winked. That panic-stricken feeling instantly melted away.

MC: ...Why didn’t you just say that? You didn’t have to...

Gavin plucked a leaf from off my head.

Gavin: I wanted it to sink in.

MC: ...You really freaked me out!

Gavin: Good, you’ll be on your guard then. Remember, stay by my side and no one can ever hurt you.

Gavin’s eyes glittered just like the stars above us. I lost myself in those eyes, and the moment was frozen in time...

And that’s it! I think it’s also important to mention that this was a date that was available from day one, meaning that the date took place before most of the main story. That’s why MC was so startled and afraid. Knowing Gavin now, she would’ve known something was up and would probably put her full trust into him since he’s constantly putting her before himself. But since she didn’t know him near as much as she knows him now, I don’t blame her for being startled. Lord I probably would’ve kicked him in the balls if he tried this shit on me before getting to know him more.

Anywho, hope this answered any questions you had about the date and scene you mentioned! This is still one of my favorite dates because of the whole “Jupiter” thing. I’ve had his contact name as Jupiter since they won’t let me type more 8 characters so rip My Jupiter since day one and I don’t think I could ever change it.

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Hi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5.

Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.

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(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅs (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ʏᴇᴀʜ sᴘᴀᴍ ɪᴛ! (ง •̀_•́)ง

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༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

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༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIR༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /)

ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ RO RO RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿[} ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it's off to jail. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽

(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

☑ OJ poured ☑ Candle lit ☑ Summoning the Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜O༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪs ᴜʀ ᴅᴀɢᴇʀᴏ ヽ༼ຈل͜___ຈ༽ﾉ

(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)งSuccubus release Kripp or taste our rage(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ Kripp you are kinda like my dad, except you're always there for me. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ

█▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out

༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽

༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽

༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽

┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐

ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ

<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>

ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ

༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽

( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง

(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)

(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ DUDE̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ PLEASE NO COPY PASTERONI MACORONI DONGERIN

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

Thats so cool! You should write a book or do a screen play

- mod santa