#i will always add that with pdude

[fivemonsturzzzwowz]

happy international spicy and hot foods day here's postal dude eating a jalapeno

[strawbrygashez]

Since I’m thinking of pdude designs now, I always thought it would be cool if we got a girl pdude who is hyper feminine. I know a lot of ppl would complain bc pdudes are usually stinky, grungy & grumpy but I think it would be fun. Especially if this hypothetical girl pdude is interacting with a pdude we are more used to seeing.

Plus rws doesn’t take dude seriously anymore and makes him all meme-y so I don’t think it would be that crazy to add someone like that to the dude-verse.

I don’t even know why I’m really asking for this tho when I know if rws did something like that they’d make weird ass comments about her or do some ‘women bad’ thing but 🤷‍♀️ let me dream

[melodromacy]

[pdude] - i always unintentionally feel like im walking on eggshells talking about christian stuff re: complaining about people putting religion in strange places or getting offended when facts contradict what Popular Bible TikToker says about Forged Biblical Artifact #900. (religious talk and examples below of two things that happened recently)

Like people saying it's an attack on Christians when a person who has studied the bible says that some random book written in modern Assyrian dated to the 19th century states that no, Jesus did not read this book, because it was forged in the 19th century.

Or complaining that it's hard to glean information from a thread about chickens because the person who's treating their injured chicken more-or-less places all of the work on God instead of taking their animal to the vet and treating the heavily injured animal with antibiotics that are easily available on the shelf from farm supply stores.

I am not ragging on the Bible itself. Yes, I know the bible is a translated Torah. I want you to know that I am specifically talking about The Type Of Christians who haven't ever followed a lick of what Jesus ever taught, couldn't tell you a damn thing about what the man taught, believes Jesus was a white man, and thinks Jesus in the modern day would be a woman-hating gun nut who likes Ford pickups.

But I still feel like I have to add giant disclaimers and everything because THIS IS NEVER A RAG AT YOUR RELIGION THIS IS SPECIFICALLY DIRECTED TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO USE THE NAME OF CHRISTIANITY TO HURT AND ABUSE BOTH HUMAN AND ANIMAL.

[strawbrygashez]

hi. grips u by the neck.

1, 9, 19, 30 abt p1/p4? :3

AHHH!! IM BEING GRIPPED BY THE NECK!! 😱 TEEHEE!! ANYWAYS THANK U FOR ASKING!!

1. What’s their love languages?

For p4, I would say he does a bit every love language there is :3 his specialty is acts of service bc that’s just kinda any basic pdude thing to do anyways and words of affirmation!! He’s been around long enough to know what p1 is going thru and how to deal with it a bit better!! Or just how to deal with negative emotions in general better.

For p1, I would say his is quality time. He lovesss when p4 gets home or as free time! Neither of them like being lonely (even though p4 can handle it a bit better. He still absolutely loves and appreciates it tho!) he’s a really good listener and will try to make the time P4 is at home the best he can :,)

9. Baths or showers together? Do they like elaborate ones with bubbles and flower petals?

I think they take both baths and showers together! It saves them time & it just makes sense to them to go in together..if they were both planning to bathe than why not go together :) I think p4 prefers baths together more bc I think he has a lot of joint pains so just cuddling up with p1 while in the tub, surrounded by bubbles would be heaven for him. He’s the one who suggested the bubbles bc I don’t think p1 would really care to add extra bath stuff himself. P1 does always like whatever p4 decides to add!

Just adding on here, I think what started the whole taking showers/baths together thing was p1 really needed to take a bath but wouldn’t go take one himself, so one day p4 said he wants to hop in the shower with him in a flirtatious way 😳😳 and p1 couldn’t turn the offer down.

19. How do they silently/subtly express their love for each other?

Ooh I like this one bc I think about that with them a lot. I for some reason just see them as a really cuddly and handsy couple. They both express their love for each other silently the same way for the most part! Hand holding, resting on the other, random kisses, kisses before the other goes out, and cuddling!!

P4 often has his arm around P1s hips or shoulders too in a uh,, I dunno what word to use but dominant (🥵😈) way. He likes people knowing p1 is his so he’s definitely got his arm resting behind p1 while they are sitting somewhere together. Maybe at the movies or something!!

30. Free space! Say something about this ship that you want to say!

OH YAY!!! UHMM

they are absolutely both in love with each other SOOO MUCH, but p4 is soooo in love it’s insane u_u.. he knows p1 isn’t just with him to boss him around all that like previous exs and since p4 is in such a good, chill headspace now, he has so much love in his heart that he wants to give p1 bc he definitely needed it. P1 is such a nice, well-meaning guy but is struggling w/ mental issues that most ppl don’t get or can see past (to see the actual him) and p4 knows what’s that like so :D AAA IT JUST WORKS OUT SO WELL! I think his chill personality would work so well with p4. P1 needed someone who understands him so bad..

[strawbrygashez]

For some reason I can’t find my post about the jobs I think the pdudes would have but I wanna add on about p1 working in a computer/technology type of field. For some reason I picture like a L situation with him 💀 like he’s so good at what he does that no one really bothers him and lets him do ‘weird’ shit since it ‘helps’ him and they also don’t wanna lose him off the team. Like I still stand by my idea that he wears basically pajamas to work. I also think he has some wolf plushies at his desk and maybe some were gifted by his coworkers.

Speaking of them, I feel like he never really looks them in the eye. Like if someone gifted him one he has his head down but would still say thanks and hold it close to him. No one really hates him or anything. He’s just a bit dorky which probably most of his coworkers are too 🤷‍♀️

And now I’m also thinking about p4 working at some kinda lgbt center or something that helps ppl thing and 🤔🤔 it would be so sweet that while he’s helping people he also ends up having his own little support system and like, when he sees the people he helps around town they always say hi or stop to chat or full on hug him 🥺 I dunno I feel like having people he likes notice him and talk to him a lot more through out the week/day would help his mental state.