#i went for the german word for “(chocolate) bar” for the spelling

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62 of 2022

country stereotypes survey thing.

This survey is biased af and it’s rather based on what someone has heard about all these countries/nationalities/whatever. Still, fun to take just for lolz XD

° B R I T I S H ° You drink a lot of tea. You know what a brolly is. Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. You wanted Ben to win X Factor. You use the word “bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell.” Fish and Chips are yummy. You can eat a Full English Breakfast. You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football…not soccer. You believe the correct way to spell ‘Color’ is 'Colour’, and 'Center’ is 'Centre. Total: 5

° A U S T R A L I A N ° You wear flip flops all year. You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. You love a backyard barbie. You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach. Sometimes you swear without realizing. You’re a sports fanatic. You are tanned. You’re a bit of a bogan. You have an Australian something Total: 4

° I T A L I A N ° The Sopranos is a great show. Your last name ends in a vowel. Your grandmother makes her own sauces You know how a real meatball tastes. You know Italian songs. You have dark hair and dark eye color. // my eyes are grey, but quite a dark shade tbh You speak some italian. You are under 5'10’'   You know what a italian horn is. Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! You talk with your hands. Total: 7

° S P A N I S H ° You say member instead of Remember. You speak spanish or some. You like tacos. // isn’t this Mexican?? YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. You are dark skinned. You know what a Puta is. You talk fast occasionally. You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. You know what platanos are. Total: 4

° R U S S I A N ° You say villian as: Vee-lon. You get short tempered. You know of somebody named Natasha. You get cold easily. Rain is fun for you. You get into contests all the time. You can easily make do with the cold weather. Total: 3

° I R I S H ° You think beer is the best. You have a bad temper. Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. You have blue or green eyes. You like the color green. You have been to a st. pattys day party. You have a family member from Ireland. You have red hair. You have/had freckles. Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. Total: 4

° A F R I C A N  A M E R I C A N ° (but how is it a country??) You say nigga/nukka casually You have nappy hair. You like rap. You know how to shoot a gun. You think President George Walker Bush is racist.   You like chicken. You like watermelon. You can dance. You can 'sing’ gospel. Total: 2

° A S I A N ° (how is it a country at all either?) You have slanty/small eyes. // slanted, but it’s a dysmorphic trait, so You like rice a lot. You are good at math. You have played the piano. You have family from asia. You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you’re chinese You call hurricanes typhoons. You go to Baulko. // I have no idea what it is Total:45

° G E R M A N ° You like bread. You think German Chocolate is good. You Speak some German You know what Schnitzel is. You went to Pre-school. You’re over 5'2. Total: 5

° C A N A D I A N ° You like/play/played hockey. You love beer. You say “eh”. You know what poutine is. You speak some french. You love Tim Horton’s. At one point you lived in a farm house. You watch/watched degrassi. Total: 5

° A M E R I C A N ° You hate foreigners. You hate non-Christians. You’re lazy. You have had an abortion. But love the penalty. You don’t read. You shop at Wal-Mart. // there’s no Wal-Mart in Europe, as far as I know You think this survey is rather biased.   Total: 1

° B E L G I A N ° you grow some small vegetables in the yard. you like French fries. you think Belgian chocolate rules. you know that the 'official best beer in the world’ is Belgian. you speak both Dutch and French // at varying levels, though, I’m fluent in Dutch you like Belgian waffles. you call a pub or bar a café. you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. you drive/own a French or German car. you have a lot of comments on your government. // wait, about my what? XD Total: 9

° D U T C H ° you like the color orange. you are a football enthusiast. you often go to 'coffee shops’. // been once and loved it, tbh you know what is meant by 'coffee shops’ you tend to overreact and show your emotions. you have a cheerful nature. you like the sea. you are good at building/handiwork/projects. you tend to favour the megalomania. Total: 4

° N O R W E G I A N ° You like/hate the rain. You love trolls. You know what lutefisk is. You have been whale hunting/seeing. Food made with potatoes and flour rule. Fish is a huge part of your diet. You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. You know how to fish and have fished before. Total: 3

° F R E N C H ° You like French toast. You speak a little or are fluent in French. You have eaten a snail. You like fashion. You know how to cook You have been to France. You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. You enjoy going to cafes to watch people Total: 6

You are: Belgian. I am indeed.

[firebendy]

Do all the ice cream flavor asks muahaha

chocolate: when was your first kiss?when I was 15 i think

french vanilla: how old are you?18

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?Geneva, the Caribbean, Berlin

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?German!

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?idk does suave count

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?indoors

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?horn and mellophone

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?i really like Death of a Bachelor and Storms in Africa

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?uuuh Laughter Lines and most of Bastille’s most recent album

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?Gemini

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?the pool, sand is awful lmao

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?Uh the one when I asked my band director for a solo by spelling out “solo?” with donuts

bubblegum: books or movies?movies are more entertaining but books tend to have better plots

pistachio: manga or anime?how about neither of those

salted caramel: favorite movies?Mulan and Emperor’s New Groove are up there

birthday cake: favorite books?The Age of Fire series by E.E. Knight are fantastic

moose tracks: favorites for manga?no

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?no

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?band lmao (but also creative writing is super super fun)

black raspberry: do you have any pets?I have a basset hound named Petunia and a cat named Leo and I miss both of them so much

mango: when and why did you start your blog?a few years ago?? idk why i think I was tired of seeing popular posts on Facebook so i made an account lmao

mocha: ideal weather conditions?sunny and warm if I’m gonna be outside, but gentle rain or lightning if it’s an inside kind of day

black cherry: four words that describe you?bad sense of direction

neapolitan: things that stress you out?when people crowd the elevator and use it to go up 2 flights of stairs when they are clearly capable of using the stairs bc they brag about using the elevator even thought they don’t need to and let me tell you it drives me up the fucking wall

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?indie i think??? or like pretty piano covers

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?Hershey is a pretty good brand (also whatever brand manufactures heath bars)

toffee: a card game that you're good at?none of them lmao but i like spoons

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?i try to, i really like breakfast food :)

dark chocolate: turn ons?a good sense of humor and messy hair and glasses

fudge: turn offs?being rude and loud and smoking cigarettes

peach: how do you relax?i wear pajama pants and fuzzy socks and make hot chocolate and wrap up in a blanket and watch tv :)

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?uuuum the twilight series

superman: do you like sweaters?hell yeah sweaters are great

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?coffee!!

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?cello and piano

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?multiple times (i’ve also laughed so hard I peed lmao)

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?can it make the mobile app a little better maybe

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?the thomas sanders one he is so pure

almond: favorite mean girls quote?man this question isn’t fair there are so many good onesI guess “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise?”

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?plain and bitten off lmao

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?like have people told me secrets? i mean i guess

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?nope never not once in my life

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?i have them scheduled into my day

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?i went to disney and my friend made me laugh so hard i peed my pants it was awful

brownie batter: do you like sushi?nah

key lime: where do you want to be right now?home, but i’m content where i am

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?nope, i’ve got 20/20 vision

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?that coffee heath bar crunch flavor that one’s delicious

[parasolpromenade]

ALL OF THE QUESTIONS

Okay, I'm sorry. I guess I thought no one loved me because I'm old and I don't know how to open my asky box!! 😮...51 questions 1. Zodiac signLibra
2. Sexual orientationIf I like a human, then I like them.
3. Relationship statusMarried
4. Someone you missMy mom
5. Person who’s arms you’d like to be inI mean if I say my husband, then that's just predictable?...
6. What you find attractive in Men/Women?Men... tall, nicely shaped teeth, knows how to fucking spell, intelligent, hairy lol, women: I don't know how to say this... not high maintenance but, like, they care about their appearance or are kinda girly, strong-willed, opinionated
7. How tall are you?5'8"
8. What you love about yourself?.....um. My hair is pretty healthy?
9. What you’re doing tomorrow?Watching my kids/cleaning up house (maybe)
10. What are your future plans?I really wanna start this damn Etsy shop if I can ever self motivate
11. Your last night out in detailWent to see my sister at the hotel she was staying in, stopped in restaurant for take away and sat at the bar alone drinking a midori sour while my husband waited for me in the car with our screaming baby Lilith. Lol!!
12. Your favourite bookAyeeeeee.... my brain isn't ready for this one rn 
13. All of pets you’ve ever hadUm over 30 different cats over the course of my life, fish, hamsters, frogs, a white German shepherd named Stella several years ago. Two cats now.
14. Something that changed your lifeMotherhood
15. Do you remember your last dream?😧I guess the one about dean winchester (why did that have to be the last one, I never have silly dreams like that, usually just nightmares)
16. What your last text message says?Telling my husband I was going to get dressed after I "go potty" yeah.
17. Do you respect your government and the way your country is run?To a certain extent 
18. Where you would like to live?Ireland 
19. Your favourite flavour of ice creamChocolate chip cookie dough 
20. Last thing you ateRamen
21. Which swear word do you use the most?Fuck
22. Your plans for summerIdk
23. Any upcoming concerts?Nope
24. Something that you’re proud ofMy kiddos
25. Do you still talk to your first crush?Don't even know where she is.
26. What language do you want to learn?Need to freshen up my French 
27. Where you have lived before?US- Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Tennessee, South Carolina 
28. Eye colorGrey-blue
29. Favourite style of clothingDark, comfy, covers my tummy
30. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?My ready-ready, like almost 2 hours, my idgaf-ready, 30 min.
31. Where did you go today?Ulta, Michaels craft store.
32. Where are you right now?Bed
33. How many countries have you visited?Just the one I'm living in 
34. Something oldMy scars
35. Something newThe paints I bought today
36. Something inheritedThe way my right foot turns out when I walk
37. Is death more scary than life?Definitely not 
38. Experience you’ll never forget---rather not say.
39. What’s your favorite part about today so far?That it's over?
40. Who is your hero?Cher
41. Are you happy with where you live?No
42. Do you like your handwriting?Yes actually 
43. What do you wear to bed?T-shirt and pajama pants
44. Tea or coffee?Tea
45. Chocolate or Vanilla?Vanilla
46. Are you excited for anything?No.....?
47. How late did you stay up last night and why?5:30. Stalking people on the internet. Seriously 😒 I know.
48. What’s your ringtone?The walking dead theme 
49. Did you have a dream last night?Don't recall
50. What keeps you going each day?Kids
51. Picture of yourself