#i went for “not displeased”

[ratatatastic]

behold the wall of matthew arm its beautiful

tucking back nonexistent curls youd think he kick the bucket on that habit after these many years of shaving his sides and yet a girl's gotta girl

florida panthers @ edmonton oilers game 6 pregame interview | 6.21.24 (x)

kitty cat go :3 (i cant believe he can do that with his mouth oh my god)

[philiponmycracker]

Stunning, gorgeous, fabulous darling Tom Hulce in an interview in 1996, for The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (Bobbie Wygant Archive)

At random moments, my heart fills with overwhelming joy whenever I remember that Mr Hulce is an actual Disney prince, and that he has been MY Disney prince since i was 11 years-old. I know I wish he did some more musicals during his acting career, but I can't deny a part of me is very pleased that he chose to do it one time only, and THIS is the one he chose to do, and by god did he make the right choice..! How incredible it is he graced us with his gorgeous voice, in what can be considered Disney's most ambitious and daring animation project, to sing perhaps one of the most spectacular scores they ever wrote. Words can't describe how incredibly happy all this makes me.

[kekeandherrpgs]

Also I need you to know, Bhavan learned how to knit and crochet from his parents (before his dark urge curse manifested) and after finding himself at the temple of Bhaal and meeting Orin, he spent a lot of time making her mittens and boots and sweaters and hats, and just all manner of clothing, because no one was making sure she was dressed warmly for the winter

[angeldaisies]

the thing i don’t understand about the flower card book being such a mess is that nobody asked for it to be the second book?? they told us it’d come after the novella book and then they switched them around and pretended they never did that and then it was still them who messed it up so it’s like if they knew it they weren’t fully prepared to do it now why’d they do it anyway?

[godisasimp]

I knew SotE had it!!!! I always believed!!!!

(please tell me y'all know this is an edit)

[piningpercussionist]

I feel like Kim and Roxie would have a cat that's an absolute fucking bitch to everyone but them and I felt like you needed to know this

(I should be revising rn and I'm thinking about this bitchass roxipine cat the brainrot is real)

Oh my god... just like my cat for real.....

(The bastard herself; I tried to find photos where she looked upset/angry but there are. So fucking many photos of her to parse through I cannot understate.)

Anyway. Y e s. I am ascribing to this.

[kittykatkatelol]

the fun thing about writing fiction is when you look something up and realize you didn't get the answer you wanted , you can just make shit up

and if someone gets mad , you can say it's ✨️fiction✨️

[secretagent9]

missing out on my daily allotted Alone Time makes me want to chew my own arm off

[keeps-ache]

and i Don't need to be detailed or very realistic with my worldbuilding! because L. ron hubbard existed at some point and

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

does the tone of this succinct email suggest my academic advisor is annoyed with me or is it just that I put off eating lunch for 3 hours? and other fun games to play

[cobaltrequiem]

Ocelot wouldn't refuse to do something as simple as fuck a woman if it was for the mission. he probably fucked Eva a few times just as stress relief and they were close too so why not. He's not strictly gay as shown by his attraction to at least two women.

Why did you feel the need to send me an anonymous ask about something I jokingly left in the tags of a poll.

Are there really people that feel that strongly about how Ocelot is totally definitely attracted to women based on somewhat shaky canonical evidence?

[bataranqs]

5 Happy Things

July 18, 2024

ate breakfast <3

got some good grades today

been texting both my mom and dad in the mornings lately (used to be just my mom) and it's been real nice. i really love both my parents and they make it easy to love them

dungeon meshi

gonna buy strawberries tomorrow and they're gonna taste good and make me happy <3

[brascu]

When I was a kid, I loved Broccoli more than I loved my family.

I would get so confused as to why they said it was bad (I assumed it was an USA thing), so when I saw other cartoons saying brussel sprouts were bad I begged my mom to buy them as I thought they were gonna be amazing as hell.

I was right.

children's media is so evil for pretending broccoli's bad broccoli's literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you're just jealous honestly

[rpvmsx]

//i really gotta change this theme too or at least the colors. UGH. not doing that tonight tho :P

[unnamed-atlas]

How bad would it be if I started making fanart for a mcyt series from ten years ago that probably no one remembers and neither of the people involved in it post minecraft content anymore 😬

[bunnis-monsters]

jealous incubus husband. that’s all. go crazy

A/N: this is a request for my 5K event! I am doing ALL requests I get within the next 24 hours, send one while you can!

You had taken a whole 10 extra minutes to get home that day. What in the world could keep you away from him, your beautiful, adoring husband that LONG!?

“Hey baby, sorry I’m a little late. A friend of mine stopped me to catch up a little, he’s been out of-“

Your words went through one ear and out the other after he heard you say the word “he”.

“… he?”

Your incubus husband’s tail whipped furiously, smacking back and forth, hitting the floor and bed.

“Um… yes, he. As I was saying, he was out of town to-“

Within seconds your husband was on top of you, pinning your wrists above your head and glaring down at you. His dark purple eyes glowed as the sun set, his pupils becoming slits as his tail swayed behind him like he was a very displeased cat.

“I don’t much appreciate a male getting near my mate…”

He huffed, pouting a little as he sniffed at your neck. Though a male’s scent lingered, he knew any contact had been very brief.

And yet… he couldn’t stand it. You, his entire world that ruled his heart and owned his very soul had been near a male without him present.

He rubbed his scent on you, using his tail to pull your thighs apart so he could see that pretty pussy of yours.

There was a wet spot on your panties already, your eyes wide with arousal and confusion. “W-what’s gotten into you? Are you alright, sweetheart?”

“No… my wife was approached by a male and I wasn’t there… you’re my mate, you know? I have to protect you…”

The tip of his tail rubbed against your fat pussy, slipping under your panties to get at your clit. You let out a surprised moan, looking up at him with hazy eyes as he groped your tits. “Only I can do this, only I can make you feel this good…”

He kissed you, his saliva a natural aphrodisiac due to his incubus genes. You began to pant, bucking your hips into his.

It was strange, your husband was usually so soft and clingy, wanting you to play with his cock and ride him while giving him affection and praise for being so pretty… it seemed jealousy changed him quite a bit.

“Mine…”

He purred against the shell of your ear as sliced your panties with his claws, the head of his cock rubbing between your fat pussy lips.

“Mine, you got that? No one else gets to see you like this…”

Again, he pouted, his usual self shining through a little as he fucked into you. His cheeks were puffed out and he looked at you with such need it was palpable.

“I’m pretty, aren’t I? You only want me? Just me?”

He was desperate for your reassurance and approval, tears streaming down his face. “You’re all mine… and I wanna be all yours..”

You were struggling to think due to the strong aphrodisiac in your system, but showed your love by pulling him into a sloppy kiss, holding him as tight as your weakened body could.

He moaned into the kiss, eyes fluttering shut as he sucked on your lip. “Baby… my baby…” you muttered, cupping his cheek and caressing it gently.

“Mmm…”

After a long night of love making and mood swings, your husband laid on the bed, curled up with you and wearing only his pink silk robe.

“So glad you’re my pretty little wife…”

You smiled, giggling as he held your chubby belly in his hand. “I am too…”

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