#i went for “not displeased”

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 11

A three-way crossover this time

[ratatatastic]

behold the wall of matthew arm its beautiful

tucking back nonexistent curls youd think he kick the bucket on that habit after these many years of shaving his sides and yet a girl's gotta girl

florida panthers @ edmonton oilers game 6 pregame interview | 6.21.24 (x)

kitty cat go :3 (i cant believe he can do that with his mouth oh my god)

[angeldaisies]

the thing i don’t understand about the flower card book being such a mess is that nobody asked for it to be the second book?? they told us it’d come after the novella book and then they switched them around and pretended they never did that and then it was still them who messed it up so it’s like if they knew it they weren’t fully prepared to do it now why’d they do it anyway?

[godisasimp]

I knew SotE had it!!!! I always believed!!!!

(please tell me y'all know this is an edit)

[piningpercussionist]

I feel like Kim and Roxie would have a cat that's an absolute fucking bitch to everyone but them and I felt like you needed to know this

(I should be revising rn and I'm thinking about this bitchass roxipine cat the brainrot is real)

Oh my god... just like my cat for real.....

(The bastard herself; I tried to find photos where she looked upset/angry but there are. So fucking many photos of her to parse through I cannot understate.)

Anyway. Y e s. I am ascribing to this.

[lightgreypurpleteal]

Before the begining there was nothing. 

It stayed that way for a long, long time. But honestly, It was blissfully unaware. Simply being. Simply present. 

Until It tripped over itself and thought,

“wait. What was that?”

…

“Oh fuck, thats Me!”

It became aware that It was there.

“what freedom! To Be!,” It thought. “ I would much rather To Be, than Not To Be,”

Merrily it thought. It thought and thought and thought, until It thought every thought there was to think. Then it started to do something preposteros… It started to want.

It wanted… something else to think about. Nothing came to mind. Hmmm. maybe even,,, someone else to think With! What a great idea, It thought. 

It suddenly became aware that It was completely alone. 

It turns out, Alone is a very painful thing to be.

Of course, then came the frantic questions:

where am I? 

Where did I come from? 

Why am I here?

But there was no answer.

There was no reprieve, just more of the same. Every moment, the pain and despair grew greater, for eons, until It got so great, something broke.

A Bang Errupted. 

Let There Be Light, thought the universe. From that moment on, Creation was no longer One. 

[kittykatkatelol]

the fun thing about writing fiction is when you look something up and realize you didn't get the answer you wanted , you can just make shit up

and if someone gets mad , you can say it's ✨️fiction✨️

[secretagent9]

missing out on my daily allotted Alone Time makes me want to chew my own arm off

[keeps-ache]

and i Don't need to be detailed or very realistic with my worldbuilding! because L. ron hubbard existed at some point and

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

does the tone of this succinct email suggest my academic advisor is annoyed with me or is it just that I put off eating lunch for 3 hours? and other fun games to play

[cobaltrequiem]

Ocelot wouldn't refuse to do something as simple as fuck a woman if it was for the mission. he probably fucked Eva a few times just as stress relief and they were close too so why not. He's not strictly gay as shown by his attraction to at least two women.

Why did you feel the need to send me an anonymous ask about something I jokingly left in the tags of a poll.

Are there really people that feel that strongly about how Ocelot is totally definitely attracted to women based on somewhat shaky canonical evidence?

[bataranqs]

5 Happy Things

July 18, 2024

ate breakfast <3

got some good grades today

been texting both my mom and dad in the mornings lately (used to be just my mom) and it's been real nice. i really love both my parents and they make it easy to love them

dungeon meshi

gonna buy strawberries tomorrow and they're gonna taste good and make me happy <3

[brascu]

When I was a kid, I loved Broccoli more than I loved my family.

I would get so confused as to why they said it was bad (I assumed it was an USA thing), so when I saw other cartoons saying brussel sprouts were bad I begged my mom to buy them as I thought they were gonna be amazing as hell.

I was right.

children's media is so evil for pretending broccoli's bad broccoli's literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you're just jealous honestly

[rpvmsx]

//i really gotta change this theme too or at least the colors. UGH. not doing that tonight tho :P

[unnamed-atlas]

How bad would it be if I started making fanart for a mcyt series from ten years ago that probably no one remembers and neither of the people involved in it post minecraft content anymore 😬

[sunkeeperxiv]

FFXIV Write Day 9: Fair

Post-EW timeline (no spoilers really, though), ~700 words

Rashe'a plays a trick on the kids in his family and winds up on the wrong side of their parents for it.

Rashe’a had found a foolproof way to enjoy a quiet morning.

He wasn’t unhappy, per se, to be helping his mother and sister build their new homestead, right next to his aunt Eline’s. After the chaos and the stress of the Final Days, a little hearthside boredom was perfectly welcome, and he’d stay and help as long as they needed. Daca’li was still recovering, after all, and wasn’t as much help as Rashe’a knew he wanted to be.

No, Rashe’a had simply never really figured out how to deal with kits. The older ones could be a help, sure, but the youngest seemed to find the worst times to be underfoot. He loved them, really, but they had absolutely no sense of timing. Well, it had taken a while, but he’d come up with the perfect distraction for them, and, to the obvious surprise of his mother, sister, aunt and uncle, had offered to keep them busy that night.

He’d challenged them to a game of hide and seek, named Linna’to the seeker, and had promptly hidden himself on the bed of the Whilom River, confident they’d be looking for him right up till dawn broke. He hadn’t accompanied his uncle to Doma with the intent of benefiting from it personally, but he had to admit the Kojin’s blessing came in handy now and again.

He was both right and wrong, as it turned out - it took only two hours for him to be found, but it wasn’t one of the kits that found him. Instead, as he was beginning to doze off, Daca’li’s head broke the surface of the water above him. He was trying to look disapproving, although Rashe’a recognized the evidence of repressed laughter on his face.

“This ain’t fair!” he yelled. “What kind of a hiding place is this? May as well climb to the top of a tree where they can’t follow you!” Ah, well, it had been nice while it lasted.

“An’ when they hide underneath furniture it’s fair?” Admitting defeat, he got to his feet, lifting himself out of the water and shaking the droplets from his head, brushing the wet strands from his eyes. Daca’li pulled himself upright and set to wringing out his own, longer hair. “I was perfectly visible, they’ve got nothing to complain about.”

“Oh, aye, you were perfectly visible.” As Rashe’a’s vision cleared and focused, he caught sight of a small, blue-haired head peeking out at him from behind his uncle. “So visible that Naih ran cryin’ back to her ma yellin’ that her uncle’d drowned.” He put a hand on the girl’s head and looked down at her. “He’s your cousin, by the way,” he told her. “I’m his uncle. And see, he’s not drowned, he’s fine. But don’t you or any of the others try that yourself.”

“Ah, come now, don’t demote me. There’s no need to be mean about it.” Rashe’a got as much water as he was going to off of his clothes and held a hand out in the direction of home, signaling his readiness to leave.

Daca’li hefted his daughter up into his arms and they set off. “Oh, I’m just having fun with you. You'll get it back eventually. Now, Tahl, she’s definitely going to have some choice words for you about how you made her daughter cry. And,” he said, turning and giving Rashe’a a smile that seemed almost threatening, “I’m pretty sure Eline’s gone and told your ma by now if Linna'to hasn't, so—“

Rashe’a felt every strand of fur on his tail stand up straight. “I— She understands there’s no harm done, right? You told her I was fine? Nothing to be worried about?” He hadn’t actually meant to worry anyone, least of all his ma. What’s more, he certainly didn’t want to be consigned to digging out new vegetable beds for the next fortnight.

Daca’li shrugged, still smiling. “I don’t know what got said or what she’s thinkin’. Tahl was demandin' I find out what was going on with you, and my daughter was cryin’ at me, so I just headed out. She probably ain’t happy though.”

Rashe’a took a deep breath. It was probably fine. It wouldn’t be a big deal. She’d understand. …Still, it was probably best to get home as quickly as he could. So he could dry off. He was starting to shiver, after all.

Because he was cold, of course. From the water.

He heard Daca’li break out into laughter behind him as he broke into a run.