#i wasn't gonna sit here and write the ids all out under the cut

[lesbiancocksucker]

marriages forged in blood: william shakespeare's othello / interview with the vampire 1x1

i wrote an essay in high school about this scene between Othello and Iago and how it was not just the turning point for Othello as a character but also the moment that served as a marriage between him and Iago (yknow a vow evoked through heaven and the elements, pledging to each other, iago giving up all he is to othello)

anyway guess who othello and iago are in this webweave.

also sorry if the images are low quality or the IDs are bad, i've never done either before so feel free to correct me if i've made any mistakes

[barry-j-blupjeans]

15 barry??? i love your writing!!!

Image ID: An ask from @iwilltranscend that says "ooh how about balter - to dance gracelessly, but with enjoyment and Barry :0 !" End ID.

15. balter - to dance gracelessly, but with enjoyment

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Clubs were not Barry's preferred place to hang out, but like, fuck it, y'know? He was leaving the Prime Material Plane tomorrow, he deserved a little chill-out time. Any other time, when he wasn't feeling a barrage of mostly good emotions, he would have been way too overstimulated to even think about staying in here for more than five minutes. But it was forty-five minutes and counting, and he was having the time of his fucking life.

Right now, the time of his fucking life included breaking it down on the dance floor to something that sounded like Fantasy ABBA but he couldn't really tell. Merle had just left his side to go sit at the bar with Lucretia, who looked like how Barry would feel if he wasn't high on excitement. Magnus was still dancing with him, somehow making his moves look good by using more enthusiasm than any rhythmic pattern. Davenport was nowhere in sight.

"Barry!" someone shouted over the music. Barry turned and there was Lup, tugging at his arm and leading him over to a booth. Outside of the moment, he felt dizzy all of a sudden. "Barry, look at these rad kicks I just scored."

She held out a pair of boots that she definitely hadn't walked in holding.

"You stole someone's shoes?" he laughed.

"I won these fair and square!" she said, grinning nonetheless. "No one knows how to play pool well these days, I swear to gods. Babe, listen- you good?"

"Yeah, I'm great!" Barry said, actually feeling pretty damn good about the whole thing. "Why?"

"Just checking, just checking," Lup said distractedly. She was looking at something over his shoulder. "You wanna help me steal- oh shit!"

Barry spun around just in time to see someone stumble back. Almost comically, the music screeched to a halt. Magnus, it seemed, had accidentally punched someone in his enthusatism.

"-and I'll do a lot worse than that if you try that shit again!"

Or maybe, it hadn't been an accident.

In a matter of seconds, the club had dissolved into a whole different type of chaos. The guy Magnus had punched came back swinging. Taako was suddenly at Barry's right, trying to drag Lup out of the building with him. He saw Merle usher Lucretia under the bar, where she was now writing furiously, popping up every few seconds to take a look and then getting dragged back down by Merle.

"Time to go, Bluejeans!" Lup called, halfway to the door already. Merle passed him a thumbs-up as he followed them outside. It was a lot cooler out here than in there and something about it slapped away some of Barry's giddiness and brought back common sense.

"Should we, uh- do you think they need help?"

"Magnus can take a punch or two," Taako said dismissively, leaning against the side of the building. "I got everything I need."

He held up a pair of shoes that definitely weren't his size. And then he dug through his pocket and pulled out Merle's wallet, as well.

"I was gonna get Barry to help me steal that!" Lup complained.

"What?" Barry asked, voice cracking.

"First come first serve!" Taako crowed. "Barry was too busy dancing to pay attention, anyway-"

Oh, yeah. Common sense was definitely coming back now. Barry flushed and hid his face in his hands, but Lup just slung an arm around his shoulder.

"He was havin' the time of his life in there," Lup said. "And you stole our healers' wallet. For shame."

"Fucker," Taako laughed, pushing her. She stumbled a bit against Barry and he couldn't help it, he laughed too. Lup removed her arm, shaking her head.

"No one's on my side anymore," she said. "I see how it is."

"I'll be on your side," Barry offered, only for Taako to cut in with,

"Now don't speak too soon, Barold- being on her side means you gotta do the dishes. Do you really want that?"

[jjmaybanksbaby]

Where It Leads (Rafe Cameron)

Summer II

Part 03: Been A While

series masterlist | previous part

summary: Your second summer in the Outer Banks becomes a whole lot more complicated when you realize a year away from Rafe hasn't changed your feelings for him at all.

a/n: And we're back with summer two - the summer before sophomore year whoop whoop! Writing this gave me butterflies so I hope you have the same feeling reading it! I always love hearing y’all’s commentary so don't be shy to scream about your favorite parts back at me.

word count: 2.5k words

Your mom reached over and tapped you gently on the arm.

"Put your phone away please, y/n. You can text Evan when we land."

"We're not even moving yet." You replied.

As if on cue, the pilot's voice echoed over the intercom. "Good morning passengers. This is your captain speaking. Welcome onboard Flight 4B7 with service from Portland to the Outer Banks. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage..."

You stashed your phone in the pocket of the seat in front of you and closed your eyes, hoping that by the time you woke up you would be landing.

After the way last summer had gone, you were surprised when your mom announced that you were spending the summer in the Outer Banks again.

Frankly, you weren't that happy to be headed to North Carolina. Alice and Kensie, your two best friends back home, had opted not to go to camp this summer so the three of you had planned to spend every day at Alice's pool, biking to the Dairy Queen a few blocks away or begging of your moms to drive you to the mall.

Plus, there was Evan. Your boyfriend of six months. You'd both been cast as the understudies for the leads in the fall musical. Because of some freak food-poisoning accident, both you and Evan had to go on as Cinderella and Prince Charming in the final show. When he kissed you under the bright stage lights, it had felt like more than just a stage kiss. He'd asked you out at the cast party later than night and you'd been dating ever since.

Evan was great. He really was. He was thoughtful and cared about you. But ever since your mom had bought the plane tickets to the Outer Banks back in March, every time you kissed Evan you could only think of Rafe Cameron.

☼☼☼

You trailed behind your mother on the way to baggage claim, bent over your phone responding to the texts Alice and Kensie had sent in the group chat while you'd been in the air. Apparently, they'd bumped into Kensie's crush and need to analyze every detail. A feeling of jealously you hadn't anticipated crept into your chest, weighing you down. Even indoors, the muggy heat of the Outer Banks made it clear how far from Oregan - and from your people - you were.

You looked around the airport, searching for the baggage claim with your flight number and noticed an incredibly familiar head of blonde head of hair standing nearby.

"Sarah Cameron?" You asked.

Sarah spun around a joyful smile on her face. "Oh my god! Y/n!" She ran over, wrapping you in a hug. "Are you back for the summer?"

You nodded your head which elicited another excited scream from her.

"What are you doing at the airport?" You asked her.

"You'll never guess! We're getting a house in the Bahamas!" She gushed.

"Sarah!" A deep voice called. You looked up to see another older-looking version of Rafe headed in your direction.

Your mom froze beside you. "Oh dear," she whispered.

The man's gaze didn't leave your mom. "Heather," he said.

"Ward," she responded.

Oh, you thought. So that's Rafe's dad.

"It's good to see you," your mom continued. "You look," she paused for moment, "good."

"You as well," Ward responded.

The carousel behind you started to move and luggage streamed out.

"That's us," your mom said, pointing over to the moving carousel. "We should go."

"I'll tell Rafe you're back," Sarah whispered to you. "He's gonna be so excited."

You smiled down at her knowing that you'd already made a vow to yourself to avoid him all summer. You refused to let Rafe ruin what you and Evan had and the only way you could guarantee that was making sure you didn't see him at all.

☼☼☼

Sarah bounded in the front door of the Cameron's house. "We're home" she called out, her sing-songy voice echoing through the big house. Ward entered after her, carrying their luggage.

"Welcome home," Rose said, greeting Ward at the door with a kiss.

Sarah rolled her eyes at the exchange. It wasn't that she actively hated her step-mom, she would just have rather her dad not married her. Though he was buying her a house in the Bahamas as an anniversary present so maybe she wasn't all bad.

"Is Rafe upstairs?" Sarah asked.

"I think so," Rose replied.

Sarah ran up the stairs, skipping every other one, the way Ward always told her not to do. She came to a sudden stop in front of Rafe's closed door.

"Rafeeeeee," she yelled, knocking rapidly until his voice bellowed back at her through the wall.

"What do you want Sarah? Go away!" He yelled.

"Fine," Sarah said. "I guess you don't care that y/n is back in town then?"

The door swung open just a few seconds later. “What did you say?” Rafe asked.

“Y/n was at the airport. She’s back in the Outer Banks for the summer.” Sarah turned on her heel and sashayed her way to her own bedroom leaving Rafe in his doorway to process the information.

Maybe this summer will be a whole less boring, Rafe thought.

☼☼☼

The summer was going exactly how you'd expected. It was surprisingly nice to have your younger brother to keep you company and more importantly, keep you busy. You spend your days either on the beach, tanning, watching your brother splash in the waves, and making your way through the reading list of the Honors English class you had opted to take next year or at the Club's pool, eating chicken tenders for lunch and washing them down with the thick chocolate milkshakes.

Rafe's friends frequently made an appearance at the Club. You watched them sneak vodka from flaskes into cups of spirit from being your shaded sunglasses. So far, Rafe had yet to join them.

Currently, Phoebe was flirting hardcore with Sawyer, begging him to put sunscreen on her back so she wouldn't burn. It was all too predictable.

You turned your attention back to Nick Carraway and his descriptions of Gatsby's grand parties momentarily.

You heard Sarah's voice before she appeared next to you and plopped down on the chair your brother had been occupying before he decided he needed more ketchup for his fries and had ran off.

"Y/n," she started with the same youthful energy she always talked with, "has Rafe invited you to our Fourth of July party yet?"

"Umm," you hesitated. "No, he hasn't said anything about it."

"Ugh," Sarah threw her head back in a dramatic motion. "I told him to text you about it. He's useless. Anyway, we throw a huge party for the Fourth every year and you have to come. There are fireworks and everything..."

Sarah's monologue faded to the background as you looked up and noticed Rafe standing at the top of the steps that lead down the pool. Your stomach flopped in the same way it always did when you saw him.

Rafe started walking down the steps and a small panic set in. His own eyes wandered across the pool deck and it was only time before he recognized you. You shifted your body slightly, trying to use Sarah to block yourself from his view.

You turned your attention back to his younger sister, afraid that you'd accidentally make eye contact with Rafe.

Crap, crap crap, you repeated in your head. Rafe was for sure heading in your direction. Even as you forced yourself to focus on Sarah, you couldn't stop yourself from watching Rafe out of the corner of your eye and he was walking straight toward you. Your 'avoid-Rafe-all-summer' plan was going to be impossible now. With every step he took, you could feel your heart beating faster. It felt just like last summer.

Rafe stopped in front of the chair Sarah was sitting in and you couldn't stop yourself from looking up at him, a smile threaten to slide onto your face. The same warm but dangerous feeling you only got when Rafe was around took ahold of you.

"Sarah," he said, cutting her off mid-sentence. "Ward's looking for you."

She jumped up with a sudden spurt of energy, "Okay, I'll go find him!" She leaned down engulfing you in another hug. "See you around y/n." She said before running off.

"Bye Sarah." You replied.

"You know, you're like my sister's favorite person," Rafe said, still standing above you. "She mentioned you were in-town for the summer..." He let his sentence trail off.

But I hadn't seen you around. You finished for him in your head.

"Yeah, we got in about a week ago." You said. The tension that hung in the air between the two of you was exactly the reason you were trying to avoid him. The last time you had seen him he'd kissed you in a way you hadn't been able to get out your head for months afterward. It was a dangerous game. Nonetheless, here he was standing in front of you and you were barely holding it together.

Your phone began to ring and the photo of Evan kissing your check from homecoming popped up with the caller id. Rafe's eyes glanced over it and an unreadable expression crossed his face.

Right, it was 4 o'clock on Wednesday. The time and day you and Evan had decided you would call each other every week.

"Uhh, I gotta get this." You said to Rafe, reaching over and picking up the phone.

"Yeah, okay. See you later y/n." He replied before walking away from you and to his friends.

Your eyes followed him all the way even as you clicked answered and Evan's voice filled your ear.

☼☼☼

A feeling of nervousness set in as you approached the Cameron's, the absurd number of cars parked outside confirming you were at the right place. You glanced over each of your shoulders worried that your mom would pull up any second to drag you back home after you lied about where you were spending your evening. You felt decently bad about saying you were going to the Club to watch fireworks and coming to the Cameron's instead but you knew your family's stance on Rafe and his dad.

It seemed like the entire population of the Outer Banks was spread across the Cameron's backyard. Adults sipped festive cocktails as little kids, hyped-up onto much sugar, weaved in between their legs, chasing one another around. You looked around hesitantly, thankful when Sarah emerged from the crowd, frosting smeared across her face.

"You made it! I'm so happy you're here!" She screamed.

"Sarah," you laughed. "You have blue frosting all over you." You used your finger to wipe it from her cheek.

"Rose ordered the most delicious cake you've ever had. You have to try it. I can get you some. Do you want some?" She asked eagerly.

"I'm okay right now. Thank you though. Have you seen Rafe?" You asked. You were at his party, after all, it wasn't like there was any point in avoiding him now.

Sarah turned and pointed to the dock where Rafe and his group of friends were standing. "He's over there."

"Great. Okay! I'm going to go say hi."

"Have fun!" Sarah replied with a smile before running off in the same direction she's appeared in.

You made your way through the crowd to the dock, the groups' attention turning to you as you approached.

"Hey," you said, shyly.

Cleo and Riley jumped up from where they had been sitting with their legs dangling in the water.

"Y/n, right?" Cleo asked before leaning in for a hug.

"Yeah. Hi! It's good to see you guys again." You replied.

"You too! Rafe said you were back in town and I was wondering when you'd finally make an appearance." Cleo said.

You look over at Rafe to find him already watching you. He pushed through Cole and Milo and was suddenly in front of you

"Um, y/n and I need to get the fireworks." He said to the group. You watched Riley shoot Cleo a confused look but Cleo just shrugged it off.

Rafe grabbed your hand and pulled you along, leaving you no choice but to follow him. You walked in silence, other than the sound of your heart beating rapidly.

Rafe stopped at a small brick shed on the side of the house. He pushed the door open and stepped inside, pulling you in after. There were kayaks and paddleboards hanging on the walls and some old lifejackets littered the floor.

"Rafe-" you tried to start but he cut you off.

"Y/n, I seriously can't go one more minute without kissing you again."

Rafe looped his arm around your waist, cupped the back of your neck with his hand, and landed his lips on yours.

For a moment, you tilted your face upwards and leaned your body into his before your senses came rushing back to you and you shoved him backwards off of you. Surprise registered on his face.

"Rafe. No. I can't do this." Your voice broke, panic coursed through your whole body. "God, I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't have come here today or followed you here."

"Y/n." Rafe said but held your hand up warning him to say quiet.

"I have to go. I have to go," you repeated. "Tell Sarah I'm sorry I missed the fireworks. I know she'll be disappointed. I have to go."

You turned to leave but Rafe grabbed your wrist and his eyes locked with yours, his expression begging you to stay.

"I have a boyfriend." You blurted out. The weight of those four words settled on Rafe's face and you jerked your arm out of his grasp. You spun on your heel and walked out the shed and putting distance between you and the boy making your life so complicated.

You crossed the Cameron's yard, trying to gather yourself and slow your chaotic, unsteady breathing. You hurried down the long driveway, making it to the road without any tears slipping out of your eyes.

Rafe had tried to kiss you. He hadn't tried, he had kissed you. And you sorta kissed him back. No, not sorta. You kissed him back. But then you stopped. You pushed him away. You realized it was wrong. You didn't want to hurt Evan. You weren't gonna hurt Evan.

The fireworks began to explode behind you, large booms thundered across the sky, their big colors illuminating the night. You didn't dare turn around watch them. They reminded you too much of Rafe: the boy pulling your head and your heart in two different directions.

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[uwuderes]

Yandere Bolin NSFW Headcanons

Ask: I know this would be completely out of character for bolin but do you think you could do some hc about him but they're dubcon ? If you're okay with that type of stuff

I'm fine with dubcon id you guys ever wanna request it please do so!

- Bolin would never do this, hes my mf baby (but it's interesting so I'll write it)

-He'd probably drug you I don't see him inflicting physical harm to you. Hes also most likely to have been drove mad to the point of doing anything to have you

-Youd be having a good time at one of the many republic city galas, you being related to Korra had its perks

-Next thing you know you woken up in a rundown warehouse all the way on the other side of town, you having little to no recollection of how you got here or where the way back home was

-So you sat there about to break down, you were a non-bender meaning you couldn't get out of your bindings easily. You were about to cry until you heard a noise from the distance

-You stopped your movements quick seeing a big figure walk towards you. You quickly scurried away, moving into a wall.

- "What are you doing sweetie?"

-You knew that voice... Bolin.

-"Bo? Please you got to get me out of here! "

-Bolin looked at you before getting down and kneeling in front of you, moving his hand to gently stroke your face

-"I always thought you were pretty..."

-Your eyes widened in realization. H wasn't letting you free...

-He kidnapped you.

-Bolin then leaned in and kissed you shyly retreating after. His face was red as he leaned in again. This time applying more force, snaking his tongue into your mouth playing with your limp one.

- You yelped in his mouth afraid of what could possibly happen around Bo. You thought he was a good man, never in a million years you'd thought he'd be taking advantage of you.

-Speaking of, Bolin proceeded to rip open the top of your dress, kissing down your neck. He sucked creating bruises and licking them to soothe the feeling for you

-He kept mumbling on and on about how perfect and pretty you were, and how he'd been waiting to get you alone for the longest time. This only made you more disgusted as he undressed you both.

-Bolin reached behind you and undid the rope that held your wrists together, you were about to thrash around but Bolin was quick to grab your hand and sit you on his lap, once again making you immobile and your escape attempts useless.

-You then felt something hard press into your back, gulping at how big he was. Bolin was pretty big compared to you, not only height but in muscle mass too.

-"Shh we have to get you nice and ready for me baby, You don't want for you to get hurt now do you?" He pouted at you, almost mockingly

-You were about to say something back to him but you were cut off with your own moan as Bolin shoved two fingers inside of your dripping cunt.

-"Your so wet for me..."

-Bolin seemed to be under a phase as he wasted no time thrusting his fingers harshly in and out of you. He added a third one and you lost it, losing yourself in him.

-"Your gonna cum aren't you? Do it baby, all over my fingers." He groaned out, starting to grind into your back.

-You let out a loud yelp as you came, coating his earth bending fingers in your juices. About now a layer of sweat had came over you two, but Bolin seemed unphased by this, not even showing signs of exhaustion. You on the other hand were close to passing out

-"No no no, don't fall asleep on me now. We still have more to do..." Bolin whispered huskily into your ear.

-You whimpered out, the first orgasm taking so much out of you. You tried to crawl away, only for Bolin to grab you by your waist and pull you back on him

-"B-Bo- I don't wanna do this anymore.. We can talk this th-"

-You gasped as you felt Bolin enter inside you, stretching you out to the fullest extent

-Bolin bit into your shoulder, drawing blood as he pushed into you, his cock slamming inside you to the hilt

-He wasted no time thrusting inside you, setting a fast pace

-He muttered how tight you were, you being traumatized and aroused at the same at the foreign feeling

-Your walls clamped down on him Bolin hissing out once more, at this rate he wouldn't be able to last

-You felt something build inside you as you moaned out feeling your second orgasm, Bolin leading you into overstimulation. He wasn't intending on stopping until he came

-"Your actually real...Oh my god I'm going to cum..."

-He finally busted inside you, filling you up to the brim. Bolin fell on top of you tired and worn out. He kissed your back cuddling you

-You felt gross as he hugged you close

-"I love you (Y/N)..."

[yomiurinikei]

Wait I know it's been awhile and you don't have to answer if it's triggering for you but what was going on with the user who promoted howfatediverges? The one who created nsfw content and follows the content creator who makes these kind of joke??

!!! holded off on answering this for a bit (cause it was the holidays and i was busy) but!

under the cut, trigger warnings forrrr r4p3, s4nn1ur1, h4j1sai,,,, better safe than sorry, so. pr0-shipping/shipping adults with minors, nsfvv content of minors

tl;dr the mod of a stud3nt 0ut of tim3 has done a lot of little things that are concerning, and when it came to Big Issues, really didn't respond in a way that made me think "oh, yeah, this is a person whos content is safe and okay, and who meets some... common moral standards" so...

a stud3nt 0ut of tim3, a pretty popular ask blog which included some members of the sdra cast, posted about howfatediverges, telling people to go check out their account? in a recommending it sorta way, i don't remember the exact wording, but it was... pretty clearly not in a "hey this persons posting gross stuff pls report them" way

i used to be muts with him (iirc/checking the blog quickly, mod uses he/him)? i think? but i unfollowed after repeatedly having. issues with his content. this isn't any sort of comment about the plot or his writing, or anything, but rather. i was uncomfortable with mods portrayals of mental illness, shipping characters who had returned from the future with... high schoolers, and then they made content with said high schoolers (who aren't like. even seniors or anything) discussing their k1nks

mod deleted the posts about that last thing, saying that in retrospect, he wasn't okay with posting that sort of content about the cast, and! cool! we love to see it! but i think at that point i just..... too many little things i'm not really getting into had stacked up? and so i stopped really interacting, id just go reread and catch up some every now and then to make sure there was nothing Bad that was setting off huge red flags

and. lo and behold, something Bad happened that set off huge red flags. i'm gonna be... vague about my wording because i'm not here to talk about this, and don't wanna start drama but. there's a fangan of sorts that mod promotes on his blog, using the sprites made by the fangans creator, and telling his followers to check out the fangan. uh. it's a Well Known fangan within sdra circles, and it's a fankidronpa, with h4j1sai, s4nn1ur1... that kinda vibe! iykyk. now usually i would just kinda. keep my distance, like i've been doing but uh

the creator has made r4p3 jokes, including publically saying/joking with friends that a character would r4p3 another character (creator ships those two) which... isn't really cool! especially when the person who's doing that ships multiple "dubious consent" ships (ships where one character really... isn't in the state to properly give consent to the other) which,, i only know this because i like. i take screenshots, i watch out for people who seem influential and,, questionable, morally, so! i figured mod probably didn't know, and sent an ask

and another ask. and another. sent... multiple asks, multiple times (not just. all one right after another)

none of them ever got answered, and mod is still actively using content from that fangan. the fact he seemingly... doesn't care? doesn't sit well with me, especially when he has to jump through 20 loopholes to make his main ship okay, and has overall just kinda been. questionable in his handling of abuse, ptsd, mental illness,, ultimately, when an account like howfatediverges is being supported by an account like asoot, i kinda view it as a strike against both of them, so! yeah, that's the issue with asoot, and why i thought it relevant that mod was promoting howfatediverges

[c0co-cos]

Blue's Highest Rank

I felt horrible because I wrote someone else a story, but I didn't write @nozapuns-nsfw a story. So i'd like to award this Fan Fic to them. I absolutely love their artwork, and I hope they continue to work of their 'Fractured comic'

I love how listening to a song can completely change my idea for this story. It was first gonna be a full story and all, but throughout downloading music on my phone for a trip im taking, I found a gem.

The gem was "Oh Cruel Darkness, Embrace Me" by IAMX

So basically that's the song you should listen to while reading this.

Summary: Blue Berry was the best of the best. He was quickly going up the ranks to become part of the Royal Guard. That changed when Blue was introduced to Alphys and Undyne.

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Chapter 1: Oh Cruel Darkness, Embrace Me

Blue Berry was quickly working up the ranks. He started on the lowest of the low. Then he met Alphys, and thank lord he did. He was training with her, Every. Single. Day. He didn't really have any prior interactions with Alphys, but out of luck, they bonded quickly and things got straight to the point.

He had liked his time spent with Alphys, there was never a dull moment, Also he never knew what he was going to do during training. It always changed. It went to dodging attacks one day, to making Tacos in her kitchen the next. There was always something new to learn.

Blue wasn't sure when he met Undyne, but he knew Papyrus was friends with her. Papyrus didn't really get out the house much to hang out with anyone. Only time he went out was when he planned to get black out drunk at Muffets, but other than that, he found Papyrus going to Undyne's lab at random times during the night. He must have had a good reason to get up and go though. It wouldn't have been for nothing.

To Blues surprise, Papyrus actually knew Alphys. They had been friends before Undyne met Alphys. It always amazed Blue how almost everyone knew everyone in the underground.

Id it wasn't for Papyrus, he wouldn't know half the people he knows now. Papyrus was amazing. If it wasnt for him, Blue wouldn't have a room to sleep in nor have supplies to make food, even though Papyrus was mostly a lazy bum, he was Blue's lazy bum brother.

"Hey Alphys! Im here for today's training!" Blue couldn't wait for today's training, Alphys had something new in store, and laster on, Papy was going to come over and view their hard work.

Alphys jumped at the sudden loud voice coming outside her house. She had invited Blue earlier than usual, it wasn't something new shes done, but today she had a reason, and pulling it off wasn't going to be easy.

"Woah Blue, you scared me! Come on in, I gotta prepare the rest of the supplies."

Blue had already let himself in with the Key she leaves under the door mat.

"Wow Alphys, this place looks better and better each time we cook! With that being said, what are we making today? More tacos?"

"No, something better. Lets look at the menu."

Blue grabbed the piece of paper with the big letters on it spelling out 'MENU'. It had also been something Alphys did to tease Blue right before they started cooking. It was always Tacos, but he kept up the running gag, just for the giggles of it.

He unfolded it, revealing what they were going to make today. He eyes shrunk with fear.

"Today were making you.... Alphys this isnt funny you know!"

He saw Alphys out of the corner of his eye, he could see bright yellow magic coming off from her magically formed weapon. She loved using an axe. He quickly moved out the way, also using his bone attack to dodge it. He moved just in time, any second later, he would have been dust.

"Ha, nice Blue! You're getting better and quicker with each attack I throw your way. Sorry about my lil joke there, had to do something to get you distracted."

Blue's heart was pounding out of his chest. He knew at one point furing todays training, this would happen. Alphys said she does this to make him become aware of his surrounding at all times, but it still scared him shitless. Alphys could tell that Blue was very shook.

"Oh gosh, im sorry Blue. I should have done it while we were actually cooking. I won't do it again, I swear, just sit down at the table and ill make you some tea."

Blue dis just that. It was great to know Alphys didn't mean any harm, she never does. It was just a small scare, nothing else right?

"Here your tea Blue, again im sorry I did that. I wrote it for the fuck of it, then the idea came to mind where i can do the daily 'scare blue' skit, but it back fired. I truly am sorry Blue."

"No worries Alph. I know its a joke, I just need to stop being a big cry baby about it. Also thanks for the tea. But it's um.. Kinda sweeter than usual. What happened to 'my soul is black so my coffee and tea have to be the same'?"

"Oh actually its a different type of tea. Undyne gave it to me to try, and right now i can try it. But Blue, lets actually talk about the Guard. You kno--"

Blue couldn't think straight. He felt as if his whole world was spinning. He didn't like it, not one bit. Was it because of how scared he got earlier? Was he having a panic attack? He wouldn't know. He never had one before.

"Hey Alph. Im sorry but i think I got to cut th-this short. Sorry, it was uhh fun?" Blue was breaking a sweat by now. Maybe he was actually having a panic attack? Also what would he do about ? Papyrus wasn't home yet, and the way he was feeling, he wasn't getting home like this.

Blue looked up at Alphys. Her straight face had been completely gone, covered with a huge grin, starting from one side of her face to the other side. Blue was expecting her to look more freaked out like she had been when she had accidentally hurt him during training, but she stood absolutely still, giving Blue a horrid feeling.

"Oh please blue, what's wrong? Here, if you insist on leaving, let me carry you out the door." she said while walking towards his area. Blue was too freaked out by her fake response. It had seemed practiced, meaning she knew something he didn't.

Blue hesitated, backing away slowly from her, before bolting to the door. Even with how he was feeling, he could sense the danger. He didn't even make it anywhere close to the door, falling down after taking a couple of steps towards the direction. He couldn't move, and felt horribly tired.

For good measures, Alphys pinned him to the floor, magical axes surrounding him and the exit, if he planned to leave.

"Alphys? Why? What and why are you d-doing this? I'm sc-scared. Please, if I did anything to hurt you, l-l-let me know. I'll fix it just plea--" Blue had been cut off after he felt Alphys step on his ribcage. It hurt like hell, but he could take it.

"Honestly Sans, I'm sick and tired of you. Im doing this for myself, im just the message man at the point. But other than that, I can't stand you. Did you really think you, out of ALL monsters in the underground, you would be the same rank as me? There are kids, younger than you who have an actual chance of being in the Royal Guard. Sorry blue, you wont get the rank you want. But hopefully, this rank suits you and your lazy ass brother."

By this time, Blue had been trying to pull her leg off his ribcage. She was close to breaking it, and he would rather have a ribcage than none at all.

"OKAY OKAY OKAY G-GET YOUR LEG OFF!" Blue was struggling at this point. She was going to break it. He didn't want to die by getting stepped on, he was going to die in battle protecting everyone in the underground.

Alphys showed mercy, slowly lifting her leg off of his ribcage.

"This is how it's going to work okay Blue? I'm going to knock you out, don't worry, the most that would happen is you get a bruise, and I'll call Papy. You'll find everything out later. Goodnight Blue! Don't let the bed bugs bit."

Alphys couldn't really be doing this... It was a dream. He had to be. She would never harm him. At this point, hopefully Alphys knocking him out will cause him to wake up from this Nightmare.

Alphys came up to Blue, fist closed, ready to come in contact with his skull. It wasn't long before Blue actually knocked out.

Lucky for Alphys, the tea did most of the work, all she had to do was get him asleep. All she had to do now was call Papyrus and get him to teleport over to Undyne's lab.

Talking to people over the phone wasn't the easiest thing to do for her, but hey. She lied to Blue for most of tome they've known each other, so it shouldn't be harder over the phone.

"Pa-Papyrus? Oh thank god! Please come over quick! Its ! H-He fell and hit his head on the table! Come quick!"

Lucky for her, She didn't really have to give much detail regarding where she lived. Sometimes Papyrus would walk Blue home after practice, so he knew the way here. In seconds, a 'pop' noise came from inside her restroom.

"where is blue? oh my gosh... what happened?"

"I- I don't know! We were about to make Tacos, and he fell! Please take us to Undyne's lab, Im certain she knows what to do! S-she'll help!"

Papyrus didn't even have to think twice, he picked blue from off the floor, and teleported right into the lab.

Undyne was no where to been seen, and as the looks of it, so was Alphys. That's strange. Alphys was right next to him as he teleported.

"UNDYNE. NOW." Papyrus heard Alphys scream.He couldn't even turn his head before he passed out from whatever they did to him.

Him and blue were up for it when they woke up.

The story is also on my AO3, at @/sintaley if you would like to read it there :)

[sipsteainanxiety]

I ALMOST MISSED THIS OMG IT GOT BURIED IN NOTIFS KJDFHDKF but im here now and ill respond under the cut for anyone who hasn't read the chapter yet LMFAO<33

firstly, YES, i love tying back things to chapters from the literal beginning and referencing small details throughout the story. its just so fucking nice to see people go ":0 that's what that meant??" or just generally lose their minds LMFAO so sexy of me, really

GOD i cant even tell u how much this story's outline has changed over the last like, year. originally i wasn't gna have this whole shit about satori at ALL, but i changed it up and added in scenes nd more sexy plot stuff and voila, this happened. the reporter moment was lori's idea?? i think?? i cant rmb all too well but i know i brainstormed with her for like a LOT of this chapter

fuck the parents :)) they mean well but weelllll.... manipulating ur daughter like that isnt very cash money

and YEAH that whole stakeout shit was not in the original outline too! it was a good idea tho so i couldnt help but put it in! and i think it was executed pretty well! it made my own heart hurt writing it ngl

THE TALK WITH FUKUI!! that wasnt added in the outline either but i randomly decided to put it in while i was doing nothing at my job lmao. it took me SO long to figure out if i wanted to put it in or not. i admit after i wrote that scene it took me FOREVER to write the one after too. like, idk. the whole bit with him going "more than y'would ever know" just hit me so hard after i wrote it i needed like, a break LOL

LET ME TELL U!!! that fukui + saki scene was planned out from the FUCKING START!! i was sitting on that shit waiting to write it for two years sdkfhsjfkdsdf and i think i wrote it pretty well B)) or at least, how i'd envisioned it

POOR BKG BABY HE WAS LIKE AN HOUR EARLY YEAH HAHA he was nervous too

u didn't hear it from me but this next chapter,,, it's gonna be great

bkg is perceptive as HELL and he like, KNOWS the reader very, very well, so of course he's gonna catch on to her little crush on fukui. which like, lmao! i wont say anything else on it but dang its funny

YEA THAT LAST SCENE my brain was just going BRRRR the whole time. the "i forgive you" especially. mmmmm yeahhhh, delicious. just sayin if u wanna draw it 😳 i would not be opposed 😳 if i knew how to fucking draw i would do it too LMFAO u didnt hear it from me but id wanted to commission someone to draw smth for the last chapter its gonna be a good one might fuck around and draw some stick figure concept art HAHA

ANYWAYS THANK U FOR COMMENTING LIKE THIS ON THE CHAPTER LOL it was really nice reading it <33 im glad you like the story so much it means a lot!!!

@sipsteainanxiety

I JUST REASD THE NEW FMN CHAPTER AND OH BOY OH BOY AM I LOVING IT

GONNA LIVEBLOG IT ALL HERE DOING IT BELOW THE CUT BECUASE I'LL JUST BE LOSING MY MIND

ok ok ok first of all i love the way it's tying back to what the docter said to her while she was kidnapped. personally, i love things like that, things that reference previous parts of the story and make you go "ohoho" so when i read that i was like holy shit YES

BAKUGO KATSUKI MY FUCJKIGN BELOVED???? hell YES drag us away from those reporters and check up on us afterward

THE WAY???? WE LEANED DOWN???? AND SAID GOODBYE TO HIM WHEN KIRI DROPPED US OFF???? EXCUSE ME WHILE I MELT INTO THE FUCKING FLOOR

fuck the parents :)

WOOOOOO GETTING PAIRED WITH KATSUKI AHAHAHA Y ES ALL IVE EVER DREAMED OF

IT'S LIKE THE ONLY ONE BED TROPE BUT SO MUCH BETTER HDGJDHGJDGHDJKGHDF WHEN I READ THAT I AUDIABLY MADE SUCH A NOISE OMG

THE WAY. HOLY SHIT. THE TALK WITH FUKUI. "Y'ever considered that maybe he feels nervous too?" AND THEN THE "you'd be fuckin' surprised." OKAY JUST THROW MY HEART ON THE GROUND I GUESS HOLY FUCKJ

ALSO I"M ETERNALLY THINKING ABOUT THE SCENE WITH FUKUI AND SAKI. LIKE. HOLY SHIT. I JUST WENT BACK AND REREAD THAT ACTYUALLT AND MY HEART???? I GOT THAT FEELING IN MY CHEST???? HELLO???? I LOVE IT??????? I JUST. THEY'RE SO SWEET WHAT THE HELL I"M GONNA KEEL OVER ONTO THE FLOOR. I"M. THINKING ABOUT THAT SCENE. AND ABOUT THEM,,,,,

AAAHHHHH THEY WERE BOTH EARLY TO THE PATROL AND THEYRE BOTH NERVOUS HTHTHHGFJHG BABIES THEYRE BABIES AND THEY NEED TO LIKE,,, SHARE A TINY KISS<,, MAYBE,,, PERHAPS JUST A MINI SMOOCH ASHFJADHF

ahHASFDAHFDKH THE WAY. THE WAY KATSUKI WAS ABLE TO JUST COMPLETELY SHORT CIRCUT US WITH THAT FUKUI CONVERSATION AHSFJDGHD

and then. holy fuck. that whole convsersation at the end.

"Were we close?"

"...Yeah."

OKAY MY HEART IS ALREADY ON THE GROUND AND THIS MADE ME ACTUALLY JUST. MELT. IF I WASN"T MELTED ENOUGH ALREASY. HOLY FUCKDF. AND THNE THAT PART AT THE END WHERE THEYRE GRIPPING EACH OTHERS ELBOWS OH MAN I REALLY WANNA DRAW THAT

ALL IN ALL THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF MY FAVS AS FAR AS FICS GO, IF NOT MY TOP FAV