#i wasn’t still covered in cow dung. i did shower

[myrabbitistrying2killme]

Doctors have to go through so much because you can’t really just cancel your doctors appointments because you had the weirdest day imaginable. Like normally it’s my psychiatrist who is used to my bullshit and will just laugh when I tell her I got lost in the woods a day ago but I’ll never forget how like,, absolutely calmly my poor oral surgeon reacted when I walked in to his office for the appointment and was like “hey sorry if I smell funny, I had to wade through 3 feet of cow shit and had the most traumatic day ever like 2 hours before I got here” and he was like “oh it’s fine :)”