#i was worried but they came thru 😌

[thestarmaker]

YAYYY BLACK DRAGON

[yunogf]

not me illegally taking &passing a certification test for a license i do not have for my coworker under the direction of my boss' daughter 🤪

[dragonridernoobie]

I’m kinda embarrassed cause I messed up last time so I may go anonymous for a lil bit but I had an idea! Okay transformers=shiny reader who likes shiny things=crow behavior

And what do crows love?! SHINYS! Now to ideas for this Crow!Reader who keeps just trying to collect the transformers(wether reader is like a crow harpy/actually has bird characteristics or is human/crybertronian is up to u😌) ORRRRRRR she keeps bringing them shiny things cause she likes them and is trying to court them but they don’t get it, and reader is super possessive of her shiny things

Characters: Optimus(TFP or Bayverse you can pick!) Wheeljack, Ratchet, and Megatron(I’ve read all of the fics for him and need more:,))

Don't be embarrassed. We all do stupid shit, but if you still want to go anonymous then go ahead. Remmber one of my rules here are no shame. Also, I like this. I will try my best, hope you like it!

TFP X Avian Reader

Background info: The reader is an escaped experiment from MECH. They tried to make a super human but failed, this is for the optimus one.

Also, reader is an avian. I think it fits better. Also, this is what a avian looks like.

Optimus

Optimus was minding his own business. He was following an energon single intel he came across a massive trap laid out by MECH.

Inside he found reader.

He was amazed since he never seen a human with feathers or wings.

He definitely noticed how they acted like a bird. Meaning reader ruffled up their feather's, and tried to make themselves bigger.

Like an owl.

How an owl dose it

He talks calmy to it and frees it.

Reader takes this chance to fly away.

Optimus was surprised, worried, and sad that reader flue away but he hopes to find them again

Weeks past and optimus starts to find strange objects right outside of the base

Broken beer peices, rings, cans, even an engergon crystal once.

When he stayed up late to catch the intruder, he finds reader.

She was the one bringing the stuff to the base.

Optimus takes this opportunity to try to help and earn trust from the reader.

It takes a Hella long time.

But reader comes when optimus calls them and will actally bring him things he lost.

Even ancient objects that reader can carry.

Wheeljack

When wheeljack was captured by the decepticons he was brought into Knockouts lab.

(Shockwave wasent in the story yet)

While he hanged there, he noticed movement from the corner of his optic.

When he looks over, he finds reader looking at him curious from her contaner.

Wheeljack was definitely surprised since he knows humans don't look like giant turkeys.

He tries to talk to it, but reader just dose clicks and chirps.

When wheeljack has the ability to knockout...knockout...ya

He takes this chance to grab the container reader is in and runs out of the decepticon warship.

Once back at his jackhammer, he opens the container and reader quickly flies off.

Wheeljack definitely will tell the autobots but pains no mind to reader.

She's free, no longer in danger, no longer his problem.

After a couple of weeks after the incident, wheeljack flies off earth to find more autobots.

That's when he hears wierd noises at the back of the jackhammer.

He goes back to investigate. Preparing since it could be a con.

But he finds reader, making nest out of his tools.

He is surprised but tries to talk to reader.

He is surprised when reader hands him a can.

He learns quickly that shiny is readers favorite thing.

Ratchet

Ratchet was going thru the internet at base, looking for any spotting of weird things.

Like ancient shit.

That's when he came across a article about a moth/bird person.

He knew humans made up alot of woerd story's to scare there kind.

He would have dismissed it, if it wasent for the fact in the picture, this moth/bird thing had a necklace.

An ancient cybertronian artifact.

He looks at all the spotting and narrow it down in a forest in south America.

He takes a portal there, since he thinks he can handle this alone.

After a few hours of searching, he finds the necklace...with a bunch of other shiny stuff in a giant ass nest

He was amazed since all the reasurch he has done on earth life never talked about birds or anytbing making nest this big.

When he reached for the reckless, something swoops down and latches on his face.

Ratchet curses and tries to swat the thing off.

It makes a painful chirp and crashes into the ground.

When he looks at it, he is amazed to find a human...half bird?

He was amazed but seeing it hurt, he curses and helps it

He takes it to base and helps it

Que a stressful few weeks

Reader was a pain in the aft.

But ratchrt somehow earned their trust...also alot of shiny nick-nacks on his keybord.

Megatron

Megatron met reader when he captured a human and gave it to Shockwave.

Ordering him to make a hybrid.

Weeks later, Shockwave presents reader. A half bird and human hybrid.

Megatron wasent happy that it was dangerous but dosent kill it.

Nah, it's his pet.

Soon, reader gets out of the warship and dose there own thing.

Soon returning with shiny stuff they find.

They made a nest up high in the throne room

Megatron was annoyed by that but it dosent interfere with his planes so leaves it alone.

Soon, he noticed shiny things in his berthroom.

Like rings, cans, broken beer bottles, chip bags, anything shiny.

He was confused and went to Soundwave to see the recording who dared went into his berthroom

He finds reader flying in there and setting them in there.

He was confused.

Intel once day, reader returned to the ship with an artifact they just lost to the autobots.

He was amazed and actally impressed for once.

He praised reader and ordered anyone who hurts reader will lose their spark.

Reader was now a higher rank then starscrsam XD

Hope you like it!!!!!!!!!

[seiwas]

HI SEL sending you more cookies and flowers for the rest of the week🌸🍪🍪 and I hope you're doing well so far <33

I just saw your tags on my ken and barbie fic!! listenn in my defence I saw that one post with his hands and if there's one thing about me — it's that a good looking hands will make me go feral good lord. and it was just so timely. that episode came out as I was writing the concept down and I just had to finish it

BUT genuinely thank you so much for the tags bb💌💌 I was lowkey nervous about writing for him since it was my first time writing for him. and the SMUT I'm so glad you liked it, I'm generally not the best at writing it, mainly because I'm lazy lmao. but it means a lot to me💌

and the spit kink thing..... yeah, just yeah. with this man, yeah

so in conclusion, yeah maybe i do see the appeal just maybe......

rina omGGGG hello how are you 🥺 i was just gonna message u cos im doing the rounds too 😭 (i still will....) but AAAH thank you for the cookies and flowers i am putting the flowers in a vase and monching on those cookies mhm!! 💗

the kEN AND BARBIE FIC OH MY GOD. rina you get it. this is why we're friends. sel 🤝 rina <- with literal hands in between bECAUSE A PAIR OF GOOD LOOKING HANDS oh god. the forearms too. GDSHSD and that EPISODE GOOD GOD. 😭 the stars were aligning for you to pump that fic out 😭😭

OMG it was yoUR FIRST TIME WRITING FOR HIM 😭😭😭 icb that... i heard him so well thru it... HELP 😭 honestly i applaud u for writing smut bc i literally could never 😭 it WAS GOOOOD. i'd let him do anyth to me for real 😭 in my top 5 men i'd kneel for 😭

and hehehehe 😏 don't worry your secret's safe with me 😌 denial only makes the heart grow stronger 🫶🏻

read 'the ken to whose barbie?' by rina!!

[cyancherub]

wait…! by ig men…do you mean you were sliding into these guys dms?!

if so you are truly a brave and glorious individual and i have inSANE respect for you! (i will say boys on hinge are of slightly better quality than the tinder boyz — at least in my area LMAO).

but feel you on having any kind of relations with ppl you knew /knew of from hs…like i cannot imagine having a convo with any such individuals because i am so diff from hs to now (thank goodnesss). and they all have this perception still that i was quiet and shy, when in reality i stayed quiet bc i mostly wanted to tell them how much they annoyed me LOL. and my mom taught me if i have nothing nice to say then best not to say it at all 😌.

(also i feel like majority of ppl i went to school with peaked in hs…and we all know what that says about them 😵‍💫🥲. )

anywhos TLDR GOOD LUCK ON THE ON THE TINDER HUNT!!! 🍀🍀

HI RIN!!! OKAY it wasnt precisely me sliding into their DMs..,,this is kinda a long explanation but ill explain whats been going on in the dating scene since my ex and i broke up HEHE

so when i was with my ex i never really had IG just bc i didnt really.. keep up with people? that relationship was a bit isolating bc he was rly my only friend. but i made it after we broke up bc i felt very lonely u kno??. so i followed some old friends from hs and some ex coworkers from previous jobs, and some guys ended up adding me that ,, had tried to hit on me before but i was never single so i never took them up on it u kno! but yeah so these guys slid into my DMs usually responding to stories id post. so thats how the last six guys i talked to came about so to speak.. but centipede man was the only one who actually FOLLOWED THRU after saying he wanted to meet in person??FDKL the ratio was not promising!!! but tbh i wasnt super into most of the guys that dmed me i was just starved for attention FDLKSLK so i responded to most of the ppl DMing me.........

BUT YEAH!!! THANK U FOR LETTING ME KNOW AB HINGE perhaps i may try my luck on there HMMM!! because YES its kind of awkward to talk to ppl from hs especially like..centipede man was a popular guy bc outgoing etc and im pretty sure he still keeps in touch with a lot of ppl from hs SO ITS LIKE.. what if the whole school finds out HEJFSJ I DONT KNOW i dont think hes gonna tell bc hes chill IT JUST FEELS A BIT ODD TO STILL BE IN THAT BUBBLE??? LIKE WHY AM I WORRIED ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL GOSSIP WHEN I GRADUATED SO LONG AGO I JUSTKSLDKLFL. what is this. I THINK I NEED TO VENTURE OUT!!!

BUT OMG HELLO I FEEL U SO MUCH ON THE SHY QUIET VS NOT WANTING TO TALK TO PPL QUIET. i am the same way in person. WELL.. not completely true bc i do be having crippling anxiety sometimes FLSDKL but in hs that was also the case with me i kept to myself!! ALSO IT IS PERTURBING TO REALIZE SOME PPL PEAKED IN HS LUCKILY THE GUYS THAT DMed ME ALL SEEMED TO BE DOING PRETTY OKAY FOR THEMSELVES!!otherwise i would have been sprinting in the other direction deargod..

BUT THANK U FOR THE LUCK!!!!!!!HEHEHE I WILL BE POSTING ABT ANY EVENTS.. ITLL BE LIKE A LIL GOSSIP CIRCLE ON MY BLOG

[justapalspal]

Rules: tag people you want to get to know/catch up with

Uhhh so I got tagged by @yuusaris in what I vaguely remember @tenderwulf tagging me in months ago and upon finding it figured out they were very similar, so, in order to avoid repeating myself—I figured I’d just combine them??? 😂😂😂

So!

Last Movie: just watched Dune today with a few friends on a call :)

Last Movie at Home: my sister made us all watch Shark Tale before she left… I forgot what an experience it was 😂

Last Series: @ninjam117 sent me .hack// as a homework assignment enrichment activity and now I remember I gotta finish it 👁👄👁

Last Song: mememe by 100 gecs

Favorite Color: right now I like purple, and my perma background fave is red :)

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: I’ve been on a kinda sweet kick lately, but always with the eye of having a spicy aftertaste. I eat raw garlic and hot peppers for fun. I have stopped tasting jalapeño and now seek the pleasure I’m sure only a ghost pepper can provide

Craving: well now I’m craving spicy food :”0

Currently Reading: besides the fics I’m going thru (one of which is the bank man shenanigans by @millenniumringg) I’ve been going thru some of the linguistics books I got last month that’re pretty fun. I skimmed Language History, Language Change and Language Relationship: An Introduction to Historical and Comparative Linguistics and might pick that up next, or go back and finish Women, Fire, and Dangerous Things, since I left that hanging a few months ago lol (to read a different textbook I believe lmao)

Currently Working On: ah, well,

For art I was messing around with my January Ryou that I did in 2019 and 2020 to see how I’ve improved over the last two years. He’s currently looking like this:

I’m still messing around with it and idk where he’s going atm 😂😂

As for writing, the last two projects I messed around with in depth aside from duel writing were “dream loop” and “dsod fic-fic” (currently unnamed). Funnily enough, both of them came to me during the same deep dive into 2003-2004 mediaminer for ygo fic, which I just remembered now actually. LMAO 😂😂

As for tagging, uhh, I have nary a clue who’s possibly done this before. I’ll just tag @shakyypen @tuesdayinthedas @mimibanii @shadowofthelamp @shadow-chan93 @computerram @metfell @millenniumringg @ninjam117 (@ u last two enjoy an enrichment activity) and call it a day and not worry abt it (if you’ve done it before woops lmao, feel free to carry on 😂) (also no pressure)

PLUS if you see this and wanna nab it go ahead beloved mutuals and followers, you totally have free reign 😌😌💕✨

[danswank]

Omg I’m the person who sent in the last ask, I didn’t mean to sound like I was bragging or anything by saying I thought it was the farm earlier on! I just realized it kinda came off that way and that absolutely wasn’t my intention I’m so sorry! It’s so late so I didn’t think it thru!

no worries 😌