#i was upset abt karlach bUT WYLL???

[bittwitchy]

reading thru the baldurs gate 3 char pages since i havent left act one yet like wtf do you MEAN that happens to wyll??????

[demonwebs]

i swear, if vhaal was a tav which, thankfully he's not, it'd go something like:

accidently encourages everyone to be their worst selves trying to be supportive

slaps the hand

says he'll kill the grove. immediatly confesses to zevlor what he did.

insults wyll, then procceeds to flirt w him

cant kill the grove bc zevlor's speech makes him cry

cant kill minthara bc :(( she's like my childhood's hero guys

sets all the gnomes on fire (what? ...i wasnt supposed to-? oh... oh well)

idk wyll, i feel like u should extend ur contract... i mean, i'd do it. for the right person.

the emperor is stressed

shadowheart, gale and astarion ! ofc u should ascend !!! why shouldnt my buddies have power? u want more power? i'd never say no to u <3

sleeps with absolutely everyone who asks. accidentally cheats.

kicks rocks abt the dead tiefings

releases mizora from the colony w/o even thinking bc guys it's so gross here nobody deserves this

cries about karlach's engine in private. what do yOU MEAN u cant fix it T_T

i could take orin and ketheric. (in a fight right?) :-3 (in a fight right??)

gortash becomes attractive after he kicks him

v afraid of orin. deeply upset after of being trolled by her 10 times in a row.

gives the grown to raphael bc he thought it'd be funny to see what happens next

probably sides with whomever talks to him last

has a mental breakdown over harleep's note. wtf do u mean u have complaints ABOUT MY FORM ???? 3 STARS??? call me back immediately this needs to be fixed

everything goes wrong. he still think it went alright. everyone got what they wanted right why is everyone less happy than before mfs-