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parkercore-69 · 8 months ago

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most humiliating/humbling/worst situation of my entire life atm is confidently telling a restaurant waiter that im paying for the meal for me and a female friend i’d spent the day with- and then not being able to pay when she told me the cost 😍😍

“yeah, I’ll be paying today 😎”

“Okay! that’ll be £31.”

“…w..what-?”

#never wanted to off myself more #for reference a usual meal there wuld b £20 its just cuz jesus died today or sumthin #NO CUZ IT WAS SO BAD #i had to ASK HER TO PAY SEPARATELY #SHOOT ME #SHOOT ME DEAD #this is why i genuinely couldnt go on an actual date with a woman #im a loser pathetic man #i am broke #i have a nicotine addiction #i dress awfully #fr was stood there in a children’s batman hoodie when she was dressed so lovely #i do not deserve women #EARLIER ON IN THE DAY I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD A CINEMA EMPLOYEE ‘you too!’ AFTER THEY TOLD ME TO ENJOY MY FILM #I AM A HUMILIATION #ALSO THIRTY FUCKING QUID #IM A TEENAGER #WHERE AM I GETTING THAT INCOME FROM #GOD DAMN #parker’s funnies #parker spews his troubles connecting emotionally and romantically and platonically and just generically with people #i was tryna be chivalrous and charming and I COULDNT PAY #i had offered to pay and ensured her i would #i literally double taked and deadass stammered when the waiter told me

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