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fingertipsmp3 · 2 years ago

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I fucking haaaaate google, like why does googling something as simple as “what do I do if I find a baby” bring up completely random results like “how to care for a baby bird” or “support for people who are trying for a baby”. I had to do an advanced search to find anything fucking relevant

#i haven’t found a baby. to clarify #what happened was basically i was on facebook wasting my time and i came across this photo someone took on the beach #that was captioned ‘should i report this? looks like a baby’. it was a baby SEAL; not human; but it took me a second to figure that out #i was searching for a human child completely missing the obvious but also camoflaged baby seal #and those few seconds of confusion got me thinking. what the FUCK do i do if i find a human baby just on the ground somewhere unattended #i mean it seems unlikely but it also seems like a complete disaster #so i tried googling it and WHY WAS IT SO HARD TO FIND OUT THAT INFORMATION!!!!#imagine if i had a legitimate CRYING newborn on my doorstep and i was panicking about what to do and i didn’t know how to do an advanced #google search and didn’t have time to learn because i have to get this baby somewhere or keep it alive. WHAT WOULD I DO #like yes obviously call the emergency services but WHICH ONE. fire police or ambulance. whooooo #i think it’s the police?? like that seems most relevant. if a baby is unattended a crime has definitely happened. if it’s not hurt we don’t #need an ambulance. the state of just BEING a baby isn’t like.. fatal or anything. we’ve all survived it #and presumably the baby is not on fire either #these are just the things that i think about. what if i find a human child. what then.#personal #**btw if you find a baby seal leave that thing where it is unless it’s injured or dead in which case find a number for your local sea life #centre; or at least the rspca or coastguard or something #otherwise don’t interfere with nature #obvs only applies if said baby seal is on a beach or near water. if it’s like in the centre of town shopping for sunglasses that’s a concern

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