#i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fisheito · 6 months ago

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snakes have something called a jacobson's organ that allows them to smell. they stick out their tongue, and then when it enters their mouth again, the jacobson's organ processes what they just smelled with their tongue. i say this to propose that, after yakumo licks eiden's dick for a good 10 minutes, he closes his mouth and processes it all like O_____O

when i TELL YOU that this message left me bracing the wall like

(overwhelmed with positive affect)

#you just... waltz into my inbox... LEAVE ME SNAKE FACT.... and HILARIOUS vision???#you do this freely? you would demonstrate such audacity???#i post my snorn and soon after i get a fun little inbox surprise #i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂#thank u.... for showing up and dropping these words on me... *wipes joyous tear*#i immediately thought of those silly cat zoomies eyes #what? is yakumo gonna go comically BIG PUPIL after he's processed what just transpired?#(sucked eiden's dick for a full 10 minutes)?#or is he just gonna have a steam meltdown like in puzzling invitation #just straight up blue screen (Buffering....) for a minute while all the senses catch up to him #and eiden (if he manages to drift out of his ducked-out-brain) starts to worry #as soon as i read ur message i was ON WIKIPEDIA like the buttered side of the toast on floor #vomeronasal organ my vestigial intrigue...? according to this here article... humans have them but they don't do anything anymore #so maybe yakumo has a standard nasal system when in human form. he doesn't need to consult the organ for processing #but the moment he starts shapeshifting... once he reaches those in-between and beyond snakey forms...#he'll have to engage in the ol' lick-n-sniff.#and that's when the comedy kicks in #does he descend upon the dick with renewed hunger after all that processing? a bit of gluttony activation?#or does he ease up a bit because it's all too overstimulating?#UGH WHY HTWRIUELOW WHYUIAO. SDTP YOYU I'M A CHANGED MAN AFTER NAKED APRON YAKUMO #i'mma need twelve more orders of this please *gestures to the yakuei dick sucking*#feesh answer

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