#i was like. 'idk about yall but i like SU. even SU future????'

[peek-a-boo-rikki]

so I'm NOT crazy for liking SU during its prime!

people discovering steven universe in 2023 are always like "this show is really good why the hell were yall so weird about it"

[candyskiez]

Steven Universe! And She-ra

Fair warning, I haven't watched either of these in a long time

For SU:

Favorite female character: Pearl. I love her so much. Her grief is just so damn realistic and I really like how they went about developing her. A big strength of the show to me is how even the characters who are meant to be undeniably very good people still do awful shit sometimes. Pearls a big example of this. She's so human and the whole sardonyx plot is what made me start liking her and she only became a better character as the show went on. She's just so good man and I really like that her arc isn't about finding another lover or anything. Maybe she gets another in the future but idk. I'm glad they didn't include it in the show? It's nice to see her be able to heal and be single at the same time. Yknow?

Favorite male character: Steven! Another huge selling point of the show for me was the show exploring how common cartoon things would shape a characters mental health and development. Steven feels exactly how a real person in that situation would realistically develop and it's very interesting to me. I want to study him under a microscope.

Favorite season: Season three! Idk a lot of my favorite episodes are from there. Definitely a highlight of the show for me.

Favorite episode: A Single Pale Rose. Sorry. Other favorites are alone at sea, back to the kindergarten, volleyball, Mr Greg, Friend Ship, now we're only falling apart, Log Date, and monster reunion.

Favorite ship: Pearlrose, by far. Only ship I got properly invested in from this show. They're just so interesting and messy and complicated. Their situation was so fucked up and kind of doomed them to be on unhealthy footing with each other but they tried so damn hard and maybe if they'd just had more time, maybe if Rose had just chosen to live, maybe they could've fixed it!!! Aaaaagh!!! It drives me insane, man.

Character I'd die defending: Rose. What can I say that hasn't been said already man

Character I just can't sympathize with: I'm not poking the discourse bears

A character I grew to love: Amethyst but honestly most of the cast. The vast majority of the cast started out pretty unlikable and then just grow on you.

Anti op: Bellow diamond. I just don't like it, nothing personal.

She ra:

Favorite female character: Adora!!! I love her!!!! She's so much more interesting than people give her credit for. I will always wish we got more episodes centered around what her time in the horde was like + her own personal experiences with shadow weaver, as well as more of her feelings on the big split, because what we got was so interesting ad aarvhhhhh.

Favorite male character: Bow. He is underrated (partly due to wasted potential.) He was so interesting in season four and man. Man. I wish we got more episodes with him? Man we couldve had it alllll. The world if Bow had an episode focused on him. I wanna know more about him! Arrghfhhfhfhf.

Favorite season: Season four, hands down. It's a really really good season. I don't think I dislike a single episode from it they're all bangers. Also protocol is underrated. The insight we get into Light Hope and the horde trio was so good and added so much to the show and Glimmers arc in it was top tier idc what yall say. Also YAY BOW DEPTH!!!! I loved him being bitter and messy and burnt out!!!! I loved the guy who fixes everything not being able to fix it and being hit with it because he is the only one trying! He wants everything to be okay and nobody else wants that! Everyone else just wants to be right! And nobody wonders how bows doing! Idk bow really gets to shine in that season I loved it.

Favorite episode: Fractures. It's a really, really good episode. But im torn between that and princess scorpia? They're both just so so good man.

Favorite ship: Do you even have to ask (catradora. It's catradora.)

Character I'd die defending: Glimmer. Yall don't know her like I do. Also Adora. I would defend her in court.

Character I can't sympathize with: Once again, I am not poking the discourse bears.

A character I grew to love: Scorpia. She's one of my favorites, unexpectedly. If I actually dissected why I love her I'd be airing out my deepest emotional traumas publicly.

Anti otp: Glimmadora out of nothing but pure spite. I have no problem with the ship itself but the discourse got so bad that everytime I see it I die a little. Like it's a good ship! But the fucking discourse man. Terrifying.

[pandorasfruit]

Hello!

my new obsession is Steven Universe. and ive been doing a little fanart. i started with Pearl, but then realized that i got all the colors wrong, so i got really frustrated. so then i started Blue Diamond, and holy shit.

she is wonderful im choking

idk if her hair is right.

i took some artistic liberties and changed her Diamond/Gen up a bit. sadly ive already finished all of SU, even the movie and Future, so i wont see more of her :((( but i am thinking about rewatching the first series bc some early things are getting foggy. anyway hope yall like the drawing :)

[genshinconfessions]

genshin speculations and sussy leaks [2.7+]

spoiler alert: speculations and leaks (most of them are sus) about future versions + spoilers about literally everything from 1.0 to 2.6

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guys idk why i’m sitting here typing this out it’s 1:22am and i have hw and class tomorrow buttttt

basically i’ve been watching chinese lore enthusiasts and i’ve seen some leaks that seem like they really make sense so i wanted to share those with yall since idk i have everything better to do?

okay i hope this was enough rambling for the ‘keep reading’ thing to come up but either way this is your LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AWAY if you don’t want to see leaks and speculations!!!!

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warning: all the video i’m linking are in chinese :( i’m really sorry, i couldn’t find any eng subs and it’s too late for me to go find videos in english

first things first, two / maps made by fans!! they generally check out with what i’m about to say next...

okay now this one chinese person i watch (here’s the youtube video uploaded by someone authorized) seems to be a geography major irl so they’ve identified some things about mondstadt and liyue that Just Make Sense. according to them, sumeru is right on liyue’s southern border because 1. there’s a place on the edge of the underground chasm where we find bigass roots (sumeru foreshadowing) and 2. some scholar in inazuma once mentioned that they took a boat to inazuma so sumeru must have a port.

they also said that the part bordering the chasm, at least, is going to be rainforesty because of parallels with the real world map (idk, it’s in the video, it’s pretty cool) and that there IS going to be a desert section but it’ll be farther south. i’m honestly not looking forward to the desert but i also sort of am...

THEN they said that fontaine is likely somewhere northwest of liyue since the bishui river comes from beyond there, and fontaine NPCs are mostly gathered around wangshu inn + realistic for endora to slime-hop to liyue through there. 

they’re like pretty sure that natlan is even more west of sumeru, and that snezhnaya is somewhere in the northwest. this is mostly because they believe that the fatui entered mondstadt through stormterror’s lair (it’s true that there ARE fatui in the northwest corner there...).

i’m pretty sure this same person also said (in a different video that i can’t find) that mondstadt is definitely going to have more regions. because the dandelion sea is presumed to be the ‘harder’ part, and because dorman port is somewhere mentioned by a lot of NPCs to be in the north but we haven’t seen it yet. also, cider lake/brightcrown canyon have to lead SOMEWHERE. 

they’ve also used a lot of evidence from mondstadt’s landscape and domains to speculate that there’s been an ancient civilization similar to enka/chasm/khaenri’ah that used to be in mondstadt. this also checks out with the lore of the seelies (which are everywhere, btw) so i’m personally speculating that one of these civilizations might be the seelies?? 

anyway, i’m not a geography major or anything, so even though all this makes sense, we’ll have to see.

i’ve been seeing a lot of leaks about scara and 2.7 recently and on reddit, things do check out!!! first off ppl are saying that itto is going to have a rerun, and different leakers have different views on xiao rerun. personally, i don’t think xiao rerun is too likely because he JUST reran (unless he’s an emergency rerun due to covid situation).

oh yeah, that’s another thing: apparently ppl are saying 2.7 might be delayed due to covid being really bad in china right now. other ppl are saying that it’s not likely because apparently hoyoverse has the next three updates geared and ready for beta. but we’re not betas or developers lol so we don’t know.

anyway, xiao banner or no xiao banner, it seems that xiao will definitely be in the story. so will yelan, itto, yanfei, and i think yun jin? last one i’m not sure about lol but it could also be klee (this is my speculation since leakers have said chasm is only going to run for two updates and we know klee wasn’t able to come in 2.6 since she was grounded). now i’ve only seen one leaker say this, but apparently there’s going to be another yaksha (not playable) who’s evil, which checks out with that one yaksha who vanished because he couldn’t take it anymore + xiao’s artifact domain + the lore from that one chasm quest. or multiple chasm quests, i forget. but either way, it’s the four-armed yaksha (in xiao’s teaser, it seems like they have an electro vision).

then ppl are saying that 2.8 is the last update before 3.0 and will feature kazuha, possibly klee, golden apple islands + fireworks, and heizou. apparently, heizou is the last inazuma character for a while (checks out if we go into 3.0) and is going to be anemo (lumie said it, so it’s probably reliable). that also checks out with the ppl saying that anemo will be really important in sumeru (apparently one leaker uncle also suggested pulling for hydro characters but idk how reliable that is).

oh and apparently we get hangouts in 2.7, 2.8, and 3.0, and fischl’s is going to be 2.8 + skin. this checks out with some news i heard a while back about how they finished fischl’s wayyy early but had to wait for oz’s VA to get replaced lmao. 

then onto 3.1, apparently scara is coming as a weekly boss. this checks out for two reasons: 1. someone said scara won’t be coming until sometime around anniversary and 3.1′s timing is coincidentally around september 20th heh, and 2. both 1.1 and 2.1 released harbingers as weekly bosses, so if the pattern persists, it sure makes sense that scara is 3.1. speaking of harbingers, ppl are also saying that arcchelino is the harbinger we’ll be meeting next, and piecing some things together, i’ve deduced that arcchelino might be a lady. MIGHT. possibly. perhaps. they were really hinting at it tho. (and apparently scara will be playable by the end of sumeru! rejoice, scara wanters!)

and speaking of sumeru, apparently collei is a dendro bow, yaoyao will be available through a hangout, and cyno might come soon? and based on Things, i have reason to believe that baizhu might be coming with sumeru, although many leakers have said that the new male character in 3.0 is someone we haven’t met yet :(

some things about sumeru... so apparently lesser lord kusanali uses a short female model and according to this sus video, she’s only a puppet archon for the people who are really in power. this is different from ei and raiden since ei personally made raiden and it’s technically still her in charge (even indirectly). apparently sumeru’s real power isn’t the archon at all. and that brings up to sumeru academia, which is apparently pretty high-tech and investigating Things (a leaker uncle previously said they were investigating khaenri’ah). also apparently the previous dendro archon (the one who died 500 years ago) might not be dead? since their power was apparently revival or smth but only during the night??

yeah really sus i know. idk if i trust that video very much LOL. 

some miscellaneous things that i read from leakers: unreconciled stars pt2, collei or yaoyao will guide us into sumeru, male anemo catalyst, scara might be catalyst, kazuha getting his own story, childe’s coming back in the story (whooo psycho boy!), standard banner is changing sometime during the next few updates, dendro will open up a whole new playstyle, fontaine has underground palace (multiple ppl have said this).

okay now sources. i got most of my stuff from the videos i linked and this chinese leaker info collection. there’s also some other stuff that i saw from other videos that unfortunately are also in chinese (also i can’t find them in my youtube history anymore sorry ;;) and from instagram leak screenshots.

now disclaimers: obviously these are leaks that we don’t know the truth behind. for the truth, we absolutely need to wait until the versions come out officially. all leaks are sus until confirmed by hoyoverse, and speculations are only speculations that we think of for fun.

don’t take this post too seriously! i just had too much energy i needed to blow off! if this post backfires on me, no it didn’t <3

- katheryne from liyue

[purrincess-chat]

Cat’s Not-All-Encompassing Character Ranking

Okay, so I have to admit that I omitted a lot of characters I don't have strong opinions on. Most of them were one-off akumas, so don't get your panties in a twist, your faves are probably still on here (and ranked lower than you think).

As a preface again, these are just my personal opinions. They can't hurt you. You can still like characters more or less than me. And I don't care how you feel about them. This list is for me. And the person that asked for it. So shut up. Go make your own rank list if you’re so butthurt. 

We're going in reverse order this time, starting from the bottom:

84. Gabriel Agreste- I mean, is anyone surprised? I am not private about how I think Gabriel should go to jail. Or fall off a cliff. Or be erased from existence. Rip to those that like him, but I’m different.

83. Thomas Astruc- Honestly, he’s down here on principle. Self-inserts are generally a no-no, and I just laugh every time I see him on screen because he really put himself in this show and said boohoo no one appreciates me XD

82. Bob Roth- I feel like this one should also be obvious. He’s just a dick. Terrible human. I give him 0 stars.

81. Tomoe Tsurugi- We all collectively hate her, right? It’s not just me?

80. Su Han- This mans has small peepee energy. And he bad mouthed Fu, so get FUCKED, my dude.

79. Rolland Dupain- Listen, I get it, he liked Marinette in the end, but I could do without the racism.

78. Nathalie Sancoeur- My opinion of Nathalie took a nosedive after the s2 finale. I just do not care that she is in love with her boss. Don’t care that she’s dying. Just do not have it in me.

77. XY- Justin Bieber ass wannabe.

76. Nora Cesiare- I didn’t care for Nora. I know Thomas loves her, but the overbearing sibling trope is tired.

75. Anarka Couffaine- I underestimated how much I don’t really like her. Like, it’s not full-on hate, but I just do not care for her.

74. Otis Cesaire- Got akumatized because a kid said he could outrun a panther. I’m still not over it, Otis.

73. Andre Bourgeois- No love for the crooked mayor. I hope your wife divorces you. 

72. Alec Cataldi- The real villain of Stormy Weather. Like fr why is he such an asshole?

71. Roger Raincomprix- Is Officer Roger just doing his best? Sometimes. But like sometimes this mans just needs to take a chill pill.

70. M. D'Argencourt- Please get out of the 1600s

69. Ella/Etta- These two are basically the same character, and I am indifferent to both of them.

68. KnightOwl/Barbara- Listen, I would have liked you more if you were less controlling.

67. Majestia- Same as above, but like I guess I like you more

66. Theo- *Mean Girls principal voice* Stay away from underaged girls!

65. Andre the ice cream man- I just want a scoop of chocolate, Andre. Is that too much to ask??

64. Amelie Graham de Vanily- We haven’t seen much of her, but she seems like a snake bitch.

63. M. Kubdel- I mean, if my son wanted to resurrect an ancient mummy and believed in aliens, I’d give the family heirloom to my daughter too.

62. Jalil Kubdel- Lolol, buddy, pal, dude, my guy. Chill.

61. Vincent (Adrien's photographer)- Head empty. Mom’s spaghetti. Idk he’s alright.

60. Manon- I don’t hate Manon. She just gets on my nerves every time she talks.

59. M. Ramier- This mans got akumatized a billion times because he gets emotional about pigeons. I mean, honestly mood.

58. Mme. Mendeleiev- She doesn’t put up with Chloe’s shit, and we respect her for this.

57. Baby August- Someone just give this mans some food. He’s a growing boy.

56. Santa Claus- If I were Santa, I too would list Ladybug as the best kid in the world.

55. Art Teacher- He doesn’t even have a name, but I vibe with him. He seems like he likes to paint scenes of nature with his pet squirrels.

54. Prince Ali- Lil mans just wanted to have a good time. I can respect that.

53. Duusu- Duusu, I get that your Miraculous was broken, but get with the program, girl. You is a hostage.

52. Other Kwamis- Idk, all the ones we haven’t seen as much. I don’t have real opinions on them yet. Just neutral.

51. Sass- He gives me dad vibes.

50. M. Damocles- You go, you funky owl man

49. Jean (Chloe's Butler)- He deserves a raise. What is your name, sir? We may never know.

48. Mireille Caquet- She’s pretty cute. No complaints.

47. Aurore Beaureal- Baby’s first akuma. I love her design. She’s a cutie.

46. Claudie Kante (Max’s mom)- This womans just wanted to go to space and live her dream. We stan a hardworking queen.

45. Hot Dog Dan- I like him more than Andre the ice cream fraud. Sure, my hotdog might turn me purple, but if I ask for chili on it, I bet he’d oblige.

44. Nadja Chamack- I mean, she’s doing her best.

43. Audrey Bourgeois- So, as I said in the episode ranking, I have a love-hate relationship with Audrey. She’s the worst, but that’s why I love her. I love her ironically. Like, yeah she’s atrocious, but I just want to watch her burn the world.

42. Luka Couffaine- Directly in the middle, like he’s always been.

41. Nathaniel Kurtzberg- My opinion of Nath improved after Reverser surprisingly. I ship it.

40. Chris Lahiffe- I like Chris better than Ella/Etta. He’s just a little mans out here living life wanting to grow up. Don’t believe it, Chris. Stay little forever. Being an adult suuuuucks.

39. Fang the Crocodile- The goodest boy.

38. Nooroo- I just want to give him a hug.

37. Mlle. Bustier- She’s doing her best, but I mean, when ya whole class keeps getting turned into supervillains, I’m surprised she’s not an alcoholic.

36. Penny Rolling- I just like her. I think she’s neat.

35. Ondine- Mermaid queen! She’s so sweet, and I love her with Kim. I hope we see more of her in the future.

34. Marc Anciel- Marc is a little cutie bean. Idc if he’s based off one of Thomas’s irl friends. He can stay.

33. Wayzz- He loves Master Fu so much I cry.

32. Felix Graham de Vanily- I know everyone hates canon Felix, but tbh he exudes massive chaotic neutral gremlin energy, and I actually kinda vibe with that. And he pisses with his uncle which is a whole ass mood.

31. Tikki- Tikki is very cute, but bby please work on the preaching. You don’t always know what’s right, babe.

30. Sabrina Raincomprix- Sabrina deserves better. I hope we see good things happen for her.

29. Lila Rossi- Surprised? I actually like Lila. The first fic I ever wrote for this fandom was a Lila redemption. I think she is a good antagonist and foil to Marinette. I absolutely want to see her get dunked on in canon, but that doesn’t mean I hate her.

28. Wayhem- I don’t know why, but Wayhem makes me laugh. I love him XD

27. Uncle Cheng- He’s just a good mans with a birb who wants to make you tasty food. What’s not to like?

26. Trixx- Trixx shot up after GoS. Chaotic bean make Eiffel Tower go bendy

25. Jess- She’s pretty cool. She’s a vibe.

24. Aeon- The cutest bean!!! She saw Adrien and Marinette and said yep. Those two are meant to be together. Jess, we gotta make it happen.

23. Ivan Bruel- Ivan is such a gentle bean. We love him.

22. Mylene Haprele- Smol

21. Fei Wu- I still have not watched the Shanghai special with subs, but I liked her.

20. Gina Dupain- The grandma I aspire to be.

19. Marianne Lenoir- I love her. She is good. She and Fu are so cute. And she seems like she would have kicked le ass back in the day. (and even now)

18. Rose Lavillant- I am so excited for Pigella!! Rose is too cute. We love her. 

17. Gorilla- aka Adrien’s real dad. If the series doesn’t end with Gabriel getting yeeted into the stratosphere and Gorilla adopting Adrien, I don’t want it.

16. Clara Nightingale- She’s in love with Marinette. You can’t change my mind. 16 is also how old I hc her to be, so don’t nobody come for me.

15. Tom Dupain- Most. Supportive. Dad. Soft bean. Just wants to make you fresh bread.

14. Sabine Cheng- Good mom vibes. We love to see her.

13. Juleka Couffaine- Shy goth bean. Just wants to have her picture taken. Definitely a lesbian. We stan.

12. Nino Lahiffe- The goodest boy. He’s just out here doing his best, loving his friends.

11. Chloe Bourgeois- Chloe is another one I have a love-hate relationship with. Her brattiness is funny to me. We had high hopes for her. Honestly, she ranks this high because I like to play with her in fic.

10. Max Kante- He smol and smort. And I adore his friendship with Kim and the fact that he made an AI himself at 14. What a legend.

9. Alya Cesaire- Rip to Alya salters, but I’m different. Outside of Chameleon, Alya is fine. She’s a supportive bff. All yall people that are mad she doesn’t kiss Marinette’s ass all the time need to go out and make real friends. I said what I said.

8. Alix Kubdel- I love Alix. I love how she is always so done with all the lovey-dovey bullshit. She is tiny queen, and Bunnix, while OP af, is still super cool. We love to see her.

7. Kagami Tsurugi- I will fight anyone who shits on Kagami. She has done nothing wrong, you guys are just haters. All she did was exist, and yall said, wow what a toxic bitch?? Disgraceful.

6. Jagged Stone- We are going to ignore the deadbeat dad trope that canon thrust upon him. He is a Marinette stan, and we love that.

5. Kim Le Chien- I really love Kim, you guys. Does that surprise you? Listen, my favorite male character types are sweet beans and himbos. Kim is both of these.

4. Master Fu- If you didn’t pick up on how much I love Fu from the episodes ranking, then idk what to tell you. I want him to be my grandpa. I would trust this mans with my life. He did his best. You paint those pictures, you funky little man. I love you.

3. Plagg- My galaxy trash man. Love him. 10/10 chefs kisses all around.

2. Adrien Agreste- The biggest Marinette stan there is. I just want him to kiss her on the face. And marry her. Idk, I just think that would be neat if he could do that. I just want good things for them.

1. Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Honestly, are you surprised? I have always been and always will be a Marinette stan. If you expected anyone else to be in this spot, then clown suit rentals are off to the left.

[drwcn]

Not to bring up the distasteful teenager memory of Twilight LMAO, but yall remember that part of the story where it is revealed after Rosalie turns into a vampire she goes and devours every single one of the men who r*ped her.

Fierce Corpse!Qin Su coming for Jin Guangshan’s life.

JIGGY was always looking for ways to make a fierce corpse wasn’t he? Well consider this.

Madam Qin confronts JGY, but it was already too late. Qin Su was already pregnant. JGY, being the dumbest smart person, realized he has fucked up, but what to do? It’s not like he can tell Madam Qin he knocked up his own sister accidentally. Unknowing of this, Madam Qin then went to Qin Su to tell her the truth. Surely even if that degenerate won’t stop this marriage, once Qin Su finds out they are related, she wouldn’t go through with it.

Well, little did Madam Qin expect, once Qin Su finds out, she’s so overcome with disgust she takes her own life (canon compliant, I think? idk what that episode was about to be honest. I always assumed Jiggy drugged her to keep her quiet, but Qin Su was the one to take her own life. Jin Rusong is at best a ball of cells at this stage and abortion is a staple trope of cdrama don’t @ me. I take no criticisms.)

Well shit, now Qin Su is half a step away from death. Jiggy discovers this first, and is like O.O oh feck, but also... opportunity????  He recruits evil gremlin extraordinaire Xue Yang, and beginner’s luck takes them to a successful resurrection.

*cue Mary Shelly shaking her head from beyond the grave or... in the future....technically.*

Qin Su is rightfully like wtf JGY, but Jiggy is like aight sis i know you’re mad, but hey now that everyone knows what’s the deal here, I think we have a common enemy: Jin Guangslut. Should we kill him or should we kill him?

Xue Yang: yo so .... you still gonna get married or what?

Qin Su: if you even think about getting married i swear to god -

JGY: ....okay, how about “fake” marry. Once dear old Dad is dead, we can...idk have an amicable separation. I can even set you up on a date with a guy I know in the fierce corpse community. His sister is still in my basement come to think of it -

QS: what

JGY: what

QS: you are a fucking nutjob, Jiggy, you know that? I can’t believe I was attracted to you.

JGY: first of all that’s hurtful, but... hey at least you didn’t insult my mother.

QS: why would i? our mothers are innocent. *deep sigh* okay fine, how should we kill JGS, I vote for castration. Also *points to the black veins on her paste-y complexion* this is gonna be a problem.

XY: *quirk an eye brow* realllly starting to see the family resemblance now. Don’t worry I got make up to cover that up. Also gotta find you some blush, so you don’t look so ... undead.

~

JGY “so we get prostitutes -”

QS “No. Jiggy, I’m sensing some internalized classism. Let’s just sic Xue Yang on him and be done with it.”

JGY “....you were less bossy before.”

QS “I was also less dead before. Also, Xue Yang doesn’t mind, do you dear?”

XY *eating the candied pastries QS got him* “Nah, not at all, jiejie. I can wear a dress and get dolled up if you want, but I want silk and the dress needs to be tailored. Bespoke. *points to his plate* These are great. Do you have more?”

JGY: *facepalm* what have done.

QS: created a fierce corpse you can’t control. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it brother?

~

QS “I feel bad for Chifeng-zun. If I had to sit and watch you and Lan Xichen make eyes at each other over the guqin day in and day out....”

JGY “Oi, you’re not even my real wife.”

QS “Doesn’t mean I can’t nag you. Also, you have an issue, you know. You can’t just murder your way to the top.”

JGY “I wasn’t -”

QS “Save it. If you give Xue Yang enough candy, he’ll tell you anything.”

JGY “NMJ is a problem. He disrespects -”

QS “You think maybe the reason he thinks you’re a untrustworthy little shit is because you are...an untrustworthy little shit? Also he’s always violent and aggressive towards you...yeah ‘cause you’ve been playing Terrible Temper Tango on repeat for weeks.”

JGY “.....................” *well sis does have a point, maybe i should re-evaluate my strategy “Then what do you suggest I do?”

QS:  I believe Xue Yang calls it “when it doubt, fuck it out.” 

JGY: ...............................you two need to stop hanging out together. 

~

Jin Guangyao and Qin Su spend many nights in the secret chamber plotting together. Apparently the Jin crazy can both be inherited and developed. Qin Su decides her second life is rather nice, and having power is nice too, but she’d rather have some friends. 

*Jiggy and Qin Su’s Ten Step Plan to Un-Fuck the Cultivation World*

Aka Jiggy’s illegal but necessary emergency U-Turn. 

Step 1: Start playing some nice music ffs, and maybe when NMJ is in a better mood, the venerated Triad can be the venerated Triad. ;) 

Step 2: start treating MXY better. He could be useful as a loyal brother. 

Step 3:  Sic him on Nie Huaisang. They seem like they could do well together. Also, the easiest way to get through to NMJ is through his little brother.  

Step 4:  Make Jin Guangshan disappear.

Step 5: Speaking of little brothers, they’re gonna have to eventually deal with Lan Wangji. Even Qin Su’s 78 year old grandma with cataract can see he’s just a liiiiittle hung up on Wei Wuxian, who is unfortunately....dead. 

”How do you suppose we fix this particular problem?” 

”Isn’t there some cultivator prisoner found guilty punishable by death in your single minded cleansing of your political enemies?” 

"Of course. Go on I’m listening, mei-mei.” 

”So while you were off being shady, I did some research. There is a spell. I think a potential trade off could be made if we bargain right. Their soul, which was forfeit anyway, in exchange for a lifetime of protection and financial stability for their families.” 

“>:) dear sister, where have you been all my life I’ll never know.” 

Qin Sun, “Just make sure they’re not too hard on the eye. Lan Wangji doesn’t seem to be the shallow type but one never knows.” 

Step 5: Jiang Wanyin needs an emotional laxative like... last year. Look into resurrecting Jiang Yanli. Once she’s alive, all that Yunmeng Bullshit will resolve, and you will also have a Lotus Pier forever grateful for Jin Guangyao and Qin Su’s kindness. If that doesn’t work...idk get Jiang Wanyin a dog. 

“Okay, hooow are you going to get a woman to give up her soul to -”

“Can we fierce corpse her? Wei Wuxian had a bunch of undead ladies hanging around right?” 

“........worth looking into.” 

Step 6:  Jin Zixuan. Yikes -

JGY “I didn’t kill Jin Zixuan. Wei Wuxian did.” (note: CQL washed WWX of any responsibility for the deaths of others by making it so that the Song of Turmoil caused him to lose control. This, in fact, is not what is written in book canon. WWX did lose control by himself without external influence. I can cherry pick the plot points I want to keep.) 

QS “..........but you sent him to his death.” 

JGY “..........”

QS *Deep sigh* “Who can we throw under the bus this time for Jin Zixuan’s death, Jigs? Someone that won’t be missed...got it. Su She.” 

JGY “He’s loyal to me, he’s an ally -” 

QS “Listen here, once you resurrect Jiang Yanli and Wei Wuxian, you will have the eternal gratitude of Yunmeng Jiang and Gusu Lan. Who gives a shit about Su Minshan that simpering turd.” 

JGY: True. *he’s understood by now that he could get rid of those who would talk shit, belittle, and disrespect him...but he could always do more with a couple of important influential people who would spread words of his goodness. Stubborn righteous cultivators like the Jiangs, Nies and Lans.* “Also Jin Zixuan’ll be an undead, not able to inherit. We’re safe.” 

QS: “Exactly.” 

Xue Yang: eating candy......... *eye roll* 

Step 7: Because Step 6 didn’t work out, forget about Jin Zixuan. 

JGY: “you know... maybe Jin Zixuan moved on.” 

QS: “Would explain why we couldn’t call his soul back the way we called back Jiang-gu’niang.” Qin Su glances back at Jiang Yanli’s soul-infused clay body in the process of being reanimated (lifted this idea straight from Inuyasha - ahem- kikyo.) “It’s probably better this way. I don’t like the thought of sharing the control of Lanling Jin with more people.” 

JGY:  “Ah, blood of my blood you are indeed.”

Step 8:  Reveal Jin Guangshan’s evil deeds. Once they kill Dear Ol’ Dad, they can just blame EVERYTHING on him and have him be the disgrace of the entire cultivation world, and them the unfortunate children left to do his bidding and trying the best they could to salvage what they can from his trail of ruins.

Step 9: Reunite Wen Ning and Wen Qing. Lie. Blame it all on Jin Guangshan who is too dead to argue in his own defense. If Jiang Wanyin finds out about Wen Qing...well, information gets around. 

JGY “So about that Date.” 

Qin Su: “Yes I distinctively remember you promising me eligible young men of the Fierce Corpse Community.” 

JGY: >:) I’m here to make good on my words. 

Step 10: Reap the benefits of a world restored. 

[leavetwn]

* KAYLEE BRYANT, CISWOMAN + SHE/HER  | you know SUZIE TANAKA, right? they’re TWENTY-ONE, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, EIGHTEEN YEARS? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to VALENTINE BY HOPE TALA like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole ROLLERSKATES SCUFFED FROM YEARS OF USE, STARTING A JOURNAL ENTRY TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST ONE, A SIGH OF RELIEF ONCE YOU'RE FINALLY ALONE thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is NOVEMBER 28TH, so they’re a SAGGITARIUS, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( claire, 22, est, she/her )

it’s me again ! bringing a character who i’ve played for a while now, just switched up & such for every rp, and now , i’m bringin her here. :^) i hope you enjoy her as much as i do! tw: mentions of mental illness (anxiety)

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 .

full name: suzie tanaka. nickname(s): su, anything your muse wants to call her tbh. age: twenty-one. date of birth: november 28th. zodiac sign: saggitarius. gender/pronouns: ciswoman, she/her. sexual orientation: bisexual. romantic orientation: biromantic. hometown: san francisco, californio. current residence: irving, north carolina. occupation: part time waitress at cutie pie’s thanks to her skills on skates. full time student at the local college in her junior year as a creative writing major. she minors in film pro eye color: brown. hair color/style: dark brown, upper-mid back length & she usually just wears it in a simple ponytail. it’s more manageable when she’s out. however, when she’s at home, she’ll leave it down. height : 5′3″. clothing style: you can’t really put suzie’s style into one category. it’s inspired by several different eras & many times she pieces it together. some might call it a bit tacky at times, but she thinks it looks cute. to her, that’s all that matters. tattoos: none. probably could never attempt to get one cause she’s seriously afraid of needles lol. piercings: her ears and that’s when she was fairly young. reference the tattoos portion for reasoning.

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 .

when you were around six years old  , you first realized that you were lonely. it wasn’t like you weren’t around other people. it was just that those people were mostly your mom and dad. occasionally your cousins would come over sometimes, but they were all older than you by at least four years. your parents were kind of eccentric, and for that, they experienced how harsh other kids could be very early on. they decided they didn’t want you to experience the same things, so since both were felt they were prepared enough to do so, they homeschooled you to keep you sheltered from those types of things. 

you’re sure they had good intentions. that’s not something you questioned, but you wished they’d at least find another kid you could be friends with or have another kid. you found yourself bored by yourself, so you immersed yourself in things like books or whatever movies they had around the house. this is where your love of fairytales began, and you’d fantasize about living in one while you read or watched the stories unfold.

you lived in your head, and you still pretty much do. you’re an idealist, even though you haven’t seen much of the world. perhaps it’s the fact that you haven’t ventured very far from your home that makes you so, and while life could still be boring, you always had another book or movie to keep you company. you grew content being on your own, and the more that you were, the more you began to enjoy your own company.

that didn’t change the fact that you longed for friends. in all the stories you read or watched, the protagonist had one other person along with them for much of their journey. sure, you had people that you were friendly with, but it was never to the extent that you wanted. it was never a best friend or a close group  —  just someone you saw on few occasions. it also didn’t help how you felt when you were around others. the way you monitored every step you took, the way you crossed your legs, or going over the way you would speak to someone in your head over and over. you figured for the longest time it was because you were shy, but a diagnosis of anxiety gave you a lot more clarity and almost a sense of relief. those things started to make more sense.

being alone helped a lot when it came to academics. you spent a lot of your time studying or looking up random ass facts on the internet, and because of this, you’d call yourself fairly smart. you know your shit. it also helped a lot when getting into colleges. you didn’t aim too high though, not yet comfortable being all the way on your own. so, you chose the nearby university to attend. 

you move out. you’re excited, and your parents are nervous but prepared. they’re not oblivious to the fact that this day would come. you’re ready to go out and face the world, but most of all, you’re ready to make friends. you’re ready to go out and experience the world, every small step at a time. you’re convinced at college you’ll become a brand new person, find yourself, and make plenty of friends. 

it doesn’t go like that at first. of course it doesn’t. it’s a new environment, and it takes getting used to. but soon, people loosen up and warm up to you. you’re quick to make a couple of friends. it isn’t at all like the stories you’d read or watched when you were younger. it is happy and fun and joyous, but you realize that friendships take work. it’s a bit exhausting, as someone who had become such an introvert, but you manage and form close bonds. 

as of now, you are working on your degree and managing life one step at a time. you’re doing pretty well, and things are looking up. you keep your head in the clouds still to this day, imagining what the future will be like. you’re still idealistic and optimistic, not that that’s a bad thing.  

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 .

i was being exaggerative with the ‘being at home’ stuff rip. i mean, she did spend a lot of time at home, but she wasn’t always there. her dad would take her out to rockin’ and rollin’, and i mean, she fuckin rocks when it comes to skating. it was kind of freeing to her as a child. she def got a pair of rollerblades as a christmas present, and she probably was the kid skating down her neighborhood road and shit from sunrise until her mom told her to take her ass inside. 

maybe seems like she’s ditzy and she’s probably somewhat naive, but she’s definitely not stupid. she’s also a fast learner. she is, however, too nice for her own good. she’ll learn eventually, but she’s hopeful and an optimist at heart 💔

loves her dad but tells her mom everything. she doesn’t recognize it, but her mom was probably her first best friend lmaoo. they have a really good relationship. she has a good relationship with her dad too. he’s a bit more closed off than her mom, and she recognizes that but understands.

has an irrational fear that everyone’s like,,, staring at her & thinking she’s weird. really wants everyone to like her but she’s not sure how to make that happen (news flash, it won’t)

her fam is actually from san francisco but when she was 3, her dad got a better offer in irving so that’s how they ended up here. she knows this & she wonders what life woulda been like if she stayed back in san fran. probably wouldn’t have changed but she literally lives in her head and imagines shit like that’s her job at this point so yehhh 

dreams of being a screenwriter and maybe even a director one day. she saw how film and books influenced her life as a kid & she wants to have the same impact, yk? v cute to me i love that. maybe she’ll write a book one day too who knows

i’m feelin like she has a ton of online friends cause she was seeking connection /w people so it makes sense. shout out to all her online pals who kept her sane & shit, but it wasn’t enough for her cause she really wanted those kinds of things irl.

is a hopeless romantic rip to her. just wants someone to sweep her up off her feet and give her butterflies but this aint no damn fairytale so let’s make it chaotic

character parallels: lily (dash & lily, 2020) , amélie poulain (amélie, 2001) , belle in some ways lmao (beauty and the beast, 1991) more to be added.

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 .

*  friends, best friends, etc.  — literally any friends at all. this is the connection she craves the most tbh. platonic over romantic periodt ! she just wants people to braid her hair and have deep, personal convos with about literally anything while legally blonde is on the television. 

* a bad influence  —  i mean, she stayed inside mostly & is kind of an introvert. didn’t have tons of friends either, so she didn’t really have time to go to parties, etc. BE A BAD INFLUENCE SHE NEEDS TO LET LOOSE LMAOO. it’ll prolly take a lot to get her out but hey 

* good influence  — someone she’s a good influence on & who she helps in some way. i could see it happenin’. if you see it happening, i mean... hmu you know where i am mwah 💖

* crush  — someone she’s head over heels with. i mean, it probably wouldn’t take a lot. in my head she be catching feelings way too fast. it’s just a thing, but yeah, it could go either way. maybe your character is into her too or she’ll end up getting her heart broken which is lmao bound to happen one day. could also be someone who’s crushing on her but she’s way to busy focusing all her romantic attention on someone else to notice? idk i’m just here for all the plots.

* annoyance  — someone who finds her ass annoying/does not like her. she wants everyone to like her so it would be so confusing and upsetting and she would be like wtf did i do but i want it cause i love angst. sorry to all my muses out there luv yall but i’m just bein real

* again, anything at all  — if you have an idea that you love, pls don’t hesitate to hmu and lemme know. i promise i will 99.9% of the time be down. the same goes for any wanted connection doodads that i reblog like if u see it and ur like omg i luv that... PLEASE hmu i luv u all already & just wanna have plots and write with you srsly

[daniellesdarrieux]

I was tagged by the ever perf @fuzzysebastianstan  thank you so much for tagging me!!

Ten different Gentlemen. Ten different fandoms. Tag ten different people.

First, the ones that didn’t make the cut: Jonah (I haven’t been watching Superstore for a long time soooo), Hal (I have a huge crush and loved Requiem, but again, too soon), the Grim Reapers (Along with the Gods is amazing but again and again ooooh a 2PM reference! too soon), G’Kar (I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUCH, but Jake took his spot. oops), Abe Sapien (stumbled at the foot of the podium poor baby), Octave FUCKING MOURET (no source, no adaptation comes even remotely close to how perf he is, so no gif...), Doc Roe (I’m sorry baaaabe I am ashamed of myself)................

Scotty Valens has owned my heart and vaginaaa (is that disrespectful to Danny Pino???) for so long, he is still my fave and forever will be. And yes almost full body shot gif. sue my thirsty ass

Le Visiteur du Futur: those who have been there for a while know I went completely cray cray a few years back. I still am. I miss Florent so much, I wonder what he is up to these days... le Visiteur is a terrible person. but he is also a good person? idk

Jake Peralta: I showed him to the Husband and said: take notes babe. if it’s not enough I don’t know what you need hahaha

Mr Knightley: He has been my fave Austen guy for a while now, just as Emma is now my favourite (isn’t it amazing how Austen goes with every period of your life? like, in highschool I was crazy about P&P, in college it was Persuasion and in my thirties it’s Emma? what will it be next?) I am fine with both Northam and JLM as Knightley (Strong no so much sorry). daaaaaaaamn they’re hot.

Niles Crane. My soulmate. I would die for him. also can we talk about that suit and tie???? 

Ben HANDLE ME ANYTIME BABE Tallmadge. Lafayette was close second. Caleb was close third. but Ben ooooh Ben. I still think of “that episode” as a self insert fic. Seth is so not my type I am still very clueless. but very much in love.

Gil was one of my first loves (with Jimmy from Young Riders yall too young) and if you think I don’t giggle while reading the book despite my old age you’re wrong. (also Jonathan Crombie. my heart is still broken)

Henry Higgs. Is there anything about Selfie left to say? I love John Cho, I love his character, and the way he grows and THAT SUIT AMIRITE??? (if anyone is still okay suing ABC I’m all for it how much money do ya need?)

François Roban. you’re probably like, WHO? I love Engrenages/Spiral. like LOVE LOVE. And he is my absolute fave and the latest season deavastated me. am I in love with a 60/70-ish judge? yes. but I am also in love with a guy who’s been dead for 50 years soooo...(I also loved Pierre. I mean who wouldn’t love Gregory Fitoussi playing at kind, brilliant lawyer???) he is nice, honest, socially awkward, he sucks at relationships and I love him so muuuuch must protect at all coooosts

Bussy. the time, was a long time ago. I stumbled on an old french tv show one afternoon during the summer holidays (summer of 93? 94?). ten minutes and I was hooked (I had already read a lot of Dumas but not that one). He is hot, he will fight to death to save the woman he loves, he is a true knight in shining armor. okaaaay at one point he makes a very homophobic remark to one of the mignons but it’s the 16th century. he’s not woke okay? 

okaaaaaaaay tagging: @osaka-sukiyanen, @artbeautyfun, @grainofinfinity, @txnystvrks, @alexromero, @imaproudassbutt, @hensons, @greatestsparrow, @dykeofwellington, @cinemaocd, @thymelady

working on the ladies version! stay tuned for more very interesting character analysis!