#i was like my crutches are right there sir im on pain meds because i destroyed the largest strongest bone in my body
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i had a taser pulled on me by a cop last year for falling asleep at a bus stop and then refusing his "offer" for a ride home
#this was that time i went to jail lmfao#most dystopian situation of my life actually. i was 3 months out of major surgery (broke my femur into three pieces)#and started a new PRESCRIPTION!!!!!!! serious pain medication#which i needed because my identity was stolen during 2020 and therefore wasnt eligible for unemployment#and i had to keep paying my rent#so i had to keep working as a bartender which was unbelievably hard on my body#my PT even begged me not to go back to work but i was like sorry josh i dont have a choice#so i popped a pain pill after work. knocked me on my ass.#wake up to a fucking cop shaking me awake#saying im drunk (i wasnt)#i was like my crutches are right there sir im on pain meds because i destroyed the largest strongest bone in my body#he was like wheres your prescription bottle and i was like its at home i dont carry fucking hydromorphone around in my purse#and he was like bullshit youre drunk#was not so i was like okay breathalyze me#and he was like i dont have to. i get to make the call if youre intoxicated or not#i was like well i promise you im not and im going home#and he was like youll get a ride home or youre not going home tonight#and at that point my completely unhinged brain was like 'you cannot make me accept a ride home from you'#and he was like actually i can#and when i got up to walk he puLLED A WEAPON ON ME#and i was like thinking this guy was not even a real cop and i got so fucking scared#like i seriously thought he was a murderer and saw an injured girl alone and i was about to get fucking dumped in an alleyway#anyway next thing i know im being handcuffed#even the fucking guys who were booking me at jail were like whats going on here why are you here#anyway#just something im thinking about :-)#personal#i wish id sued him#i literally begged everyone in the precinct to breathalyze me and they were like youre not here for being intoxicated#youre here for how you treated that officer
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