#i was inconsolable
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A customer asked for a cront in work today and croissants have been forever ruined.
Cront.
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“I bet we were fun” “like you wouldn’t believe”
what if this was my thirteenth reason? HUH?????
#gotg spoilers#gotg vol 3 spoilers#I WAS INCONSOLABLE#MY PARENTS 😭😭😭😭#guardians of the galaxy#gamora#peter quill#star lord#starmora
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Good evening
As the new season of taskmaster starts I’m just here to remind you’s all Greg Davies, the taskmaster himself… played an alien robot king with a detachable head and a cult like status in doctor who-
#all jokes aside this episode ruined my 2015 Christmas#I was so sad river was gone#like#I was inconsolable#taskmaster#doctor Who#the husbands of river song#river song#doctor who special#greg davies#taskmaster season 17#the doctor#yowza#space wives#king hydroflax
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no one gets stp like i do that's transfem toxic yuri right there
#jonathan sims#is oddly good at portraying characters that r so fitting to#transfem#like idk why.#slay the princess#i was inconsolable
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I couldn't fucking breathe
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#sote#videos#i was laughing so fucking hard when i saw that spirit#i was inconsolable#also ignore my funny outfit#i like the hat#it's very silly but also kinda comfy looking
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anyone else think about the ending of mr robot and just start dematerializing
#mr robot#when I tell you a show has never wrecked me that badly before#I MEAN IT#I was inconsolable#one of the greatest shows ever to me
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still will never get over dance fever and preachers daughter coming out almost the same day. we were ascending, eating flesh, thrashing our bodies against the stones, etc.
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I read trigun maximum after finishing the merchant of venice in english class so imagine the flashbacks I had reading "I am content" after rooting for shylock for 4 acts straight
I felt defeated (pun definitely intended) just staring at my phone. AGAIN!?!? R U KIDDING ME!?!?!?
#this feels very specfic but like the girlies who get it GET JT.#im STILL salty about shylocks ending idc if its a comedy portia's 'loophole' was STUIPD!!!#so seeing those words being said again in relation to my favourite character???#i was inconsolable#trigun maximum#legato bluesummers#trigun maximum spoilers#the merchant of venice#...ig ill tag it too
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anytime the pillager nightmare dapper death is mentioned i lose 500 years of my life i will never forget the day i was tripping on shrooms only to open up twitter dot com and have to hear badboyhalo screaming like THAT
#my whole night was RUINED#i was INCONSOLABLE#I WASNT EVEN REALLY WATCHING BACK THEN#I WAS JUST LOOSELY KEEPING UP W THE QSMP AND THEN THAT HAPPENED#my txt
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I think my funniest experience at work was my coworker explaining some reddit post about how fucked the cars universe is because of what they show as 1:1 depictions of historical events but no humans involved and i broke down into hysterics because theres probably a zodiac killer in the cars universe
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Can the gorgeous gorgeous mcr bastards let me know if a tour drops cause I just realized I have a whole ass adult job so if they come to DC? I will spare no expense in the name of giving my 13 year old self the night of her fucking LIFE pls and thank u love u
#laurelcore#mcr#my chemical romance#listen I went to the original black parade tour when I was twelve#and I was supposed to see them at my fav venue and my mom got the tour date wrong#i was inconsolable#so I am determined not to miss another goddamn opportunity
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Almost finished playing Borderlands 3 for the first time. My husband and I played female characters, and I absolutely LOVE that all the NPCs in that scene where they're in the great vault, all of them are women. The villain is a woman, your allies are women, the only way there would be a man in that scene is if you played one. Absolutely love this. Is this how men feel ALL the time when they play video games??
#borderlands 3#borderlands#bl3#we've probably still got another 8 or so hours to go of content#we're on the last planet#we think#its probably the last planet?#also when i tell you i screamed when it said “to be continued in 4”#i was inconsolable
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I did the chasm quest (perilous trail, featuring xiao and many many others) last night. nobody told me I was going to be in hysterics the entire way down
anyways here's a few screenshots from when I was 0.2 seconds away from bursting into tears
bonus: this shit happened and I had to stare at my screen and go "kaeya are you seeing this shit"
#i was inconsolable#genshin impact#the chasm#genshin impact the chasm#like i wont even joke about this i was legitimately in hysterics the entire way down#i thought xiao was going to die and we were never going to hear from him again#hey hoyoverse? why the fuck did xiao have so many death flags in that fucking questline?#when xiao said something something what if this was my last will i had to put my phone down#somehow this game gets the most visceral reactions out of me. every single time. WITHOUT FAIL.#me grabbing onto xiao: NEVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN.#for a non-insignificant amount of time i was sobbing#love that for me
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lumity and raeda for the ship ask? :D
i love lumity! i just don't have a ton to say about it :-)
THESE TWOOOO... I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHH
#splash rambles#ask meme#they make me feel insane is applicable to lumity in a queer way#the lumity kisses happened and i literally sobbed so hard we had to pause the episode for 10 minutes bc#i was inconsolable
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“Your best friend’s older brother’s vague description of a horror movie he watched” but it was my brother’s friend’s older brother who told me the story of the assassin doll and i was scared shitless for YEARS
#tumblr polls#horror#childhood#childhood stories#i was afraid of dolls since then#one day i had forgotten i had taken a doll out from her usual spot#and when i went to check up on her#she wasn’t there#i flipped#screaming crying wailing#running around the house screaming#she’s gonna kill us#i was inconsolable#till i found her
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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