#i was hoing to answer asks today but my brain is h*rny soup

[doing-something-unholy]

I blush so easily, and I can tell there's a few in my congregation who take delight in watching me turn pink at the slightest thing. Once, a low cut shirt paired with a nearly indecent skirt length, another with jeans that looked painted on. Brushing so close past me when I know there's plenty of space, no reason they had to drag their buldge across my backside. One person wanted to show me something on their phone and "accidentally" showed me their nearly naked body.

I can't say anything, it must just be accidental. Surely, no one would be teasing a priest on purpose, just to watch him stutter and blush?