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mkstrigidae · 1 year

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Drank a soda for the first time in forever today and now my heartburn feels like there is a tiny feral creature trying to dig its way out of my chest with little claws and goofy, bulging eyes and a plastic coca cola bottle body

#personal #it was warmer than i thought it was going to be #and my car was so hot #and the gas station beverevereverage section was like the sirens in the odyssey #i was helpless against the lure of cherry vanilla coke #the fact that i don't really drink soda has nothing to do with 'health' or 'wellness' (bleagh) bullshit #i just don't normally enjoy it very much #i drink an obscene amount of black tea tbh #anyways i need to call an exterminator to get rid of him this is really annoying #will answer asks soon i promise!!!!!

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