#i was going to say something dirty about the Calippo but i practised self-restraint. i hope you are proud of me

[inspector-montoya-fox]

Okay, round 2: ice creams that you associate with Fiendish Five?

this is like the grand finale to the ice cream discourse because i am out of ideas. let's go:

Sir Raleigh = Carte D'Or Madagascan Vanilla (any tub of plain vanilla ice cream from the supermarket really). basic and boring like him

Muggshot = M&M's McFlurry. symbol of American capitalism, no profound flavours here. M&M's because of his casino being flashy and colourful

Mz Ruby = Twister. very fun and reminds me of a crocodile. also the swirl shape is probably how Sly's brain twists when he gets zapped by her voodoo

Panda King = Maxibon Pops. ok so this one is extremely nostalgic for me because when i was a child i always associated this ice cream with the Panda King and only now while answering this ask did it all come back to me. i guess it was because of the similar colours and the box's wide shape and how the Pops (?) on the packaging explode like fireworks. this is like a full circle moment for me

Clockwerk = soft serve. if in ice cream world Sly is good ol' scoops of vanilla and chocolate on a cone, Clockwerk is what rivals that and tries to render it obsolete. straight out of a machine, perfect and pristine, trying to be better than traditional ice cream in every way possible

Bonus: @umbra-borealis submitted Dimitri and no, he is not grape it would be a crime to assign him something so simple

Dimitri = Bubble Gum Calippo. there's something lowkey sleazy about slushy ice lollies and i don't know what it is. i can imagine the DJ throwing these out at a summer event at Dimitri's nightclub. only sick people choose bubble gum flavoured ice cream and i should know because i am one of them