#i was going on a rant w roommate abotu this shit bc it keeps distracting me from reading webtoon

[deadgrantaires]

the type of like... webcomic author... fanfic author... probaly YA author idk i dont read YA that is like... there are only TWO types of ppl who enjoy coffee and its always one who gets black coffee with an extra shot and thinks hes cool and the other one who Literally orders tiktok drinks and the only conversations about coffee to be had in the media and the two bickering about it being 'like dirt' or being 'basically liquid sugar' and i hate it so fucking much i hate authors who write this same dynaic over and over in circles SO FUUUCKING MUCH it is like a childs percpetion of what coffee is like the ONLY thing i ahve been convinced of by reading this dynamic is that the author has never fuckgin had coffee before it drives me crazy!!!!

anyway anyone who hasnt worked in a coffeeshop shoulnt be allowed to write about ppl having any identity towards coffee drinking bc CLEARLY they cannot be trusted with it im sooo sick of reading the same shit over and over THIS IS WHY we cant have coffeeshop aus anymore (that and like. coffeeshop au writers have seemingly enevr worked a job and ahve no idea what customer interacion is NOR how many employees a coffeeshop would staff at one time. cmon)

i just. neeed. writers to realise that like. black coffee with an extra shot isnt extreme nobody thinks its extreme except these writers make me BONKERS