#i was fed

[eternalmomentss]

While I obviously adored every single big Dorian moment last episode, I truly appreciate all these small details about him that were revealed.

Dorian humming to himself when he gets nervous and blanking in big crowds. Dorian locking up at physical affection when he is not initiating it. Dorian's voice dropping when talking to his dad/authority figures.

Small sprinkles of character traits I can't get enough of.

[pagesupinflames]

i just lost my DAAAWWWWGGGGGGGGGG (david shaw. i’ll go fucking nuts. go go bananagrams.)

[lotusarchon]

THE DREAM IS BACK!!!

Anyway so Nezha tuns down the offer for top surgery because she's got morals and standards, and is not about to let the Lady Bone Demon have the ink scroll for a pair of boobs, so the Lady Bone Demon doubles down and offers her top surgery, bottom surgery AND estrogen, and obviously Nezha can't resist that offer, so she hands over the memory scroll and gets her tits and stuff.

Meanwhile, everyone is really fucking tired of the snakes, because at this point there's a hundred or so of them, and Macaque is so tired he just starts stomping them out. And everyone else is horrified because bro wtf this is a kids show you're gonna up the rating, but it's okay because instead of regular blood we got the neon pink paint splatters. And Xiangliu is so horrified by this that he calls the snakes back to him because those are his BABIES YOU CAN'T KILL HIS BABIES.

Anyway the crew gets his ass and they go to lock him up in a dungeon, only to find out it's not a dungeon and is in fact Erlang Shens palace(Idk bro). And Erlang Shen is super confused because why tf are all these people here in his house. Also Xiaotian Quan mauls Xiangliu off his feet. So Wukong explains the situation to Erlang because they're on good terms and Erlang helps them put Xiangliu into an actual dungeon. While they're carting off genderbent race swapped Medusa, they run into Nezha post surgery, and they all think she's looking a little different but they can't really tell, so Mei tries to ask if she got her hair cut and Nezha stomps off because COME ON PEOPLE. It's not like she totally forgot to come out or anything.

So the crew is still confused by they put Xiangliu into a cell, and Erlang decides he'll just go check on Nezha because who knows, maybe she's just having a bad day, and he catches Nezha getting her estrogen pills from the Lady Bone Demon, but he doesn't know what estrogen is, so he assumes that the Lady Bone Demon tricked Nezha into taking drugs. So like a good general whose concerned for the wellbeing of his soldiers, he goes and snitches to the Monkie Kid crew, who are all varying degrees of the surprised pikachu meme.

Now, Sandy thinks they should stage an intervention as Nezhas friends, Macaque thinks they should mind their own business, Wukong is wondering why the Lady Bone Demon never gave the others free drugs, Redson thinks they should tell Nezhas dad(and is immediately booed off the stage) and MK and Mei conspire to catch Nezha in the act.

So MK and Mei learn to cook crack and follow Nezha around trying to get her to buy it from them(in disguises) and Nezha is just really confused because who thinks it's a good idea to sell crack in the Celestial Realm and she doesn't even want drugs??? Eventually she does find out that it's MK and Mei and she's just even more confused, so she just leaves them in the hallway as she has a crisis.

Eventually they do decide to stage and intervention, and after Erlang and Wukong wrangle Nezha onto Sandys boat, everything comes to a head. They're not very good at the whole intervention thing, and Sandy and Pigsy try to keep it friendly, telling Nezha that they're worried about how distant she's been, and Nezha starts yelling about how she's just tired of them constantly belittling her and disrespecting her wishes, and how she wishes they would just like her be a woman, and EVERYONE gets confused at that, because again, NEZHA FORGOT TO COME OUT. So she does come out and everyone is just glad that she's not taking harmful drugs and just getting HRT, but she's still in trouble from getting her stuff from the Lady Bone Demon, because girl wtf????? Coulda gotten free surgery and pills from Taishang Laojun but sis is out here putting the realms in danger for it smh.

Bro my ass was eating this shit up like a five course meal

My wife is so for real for that though but the thought of everyone assuming she's taking drugs is hilarious thank you for feeding me nonnie

[youdontloveme-yet]

never let me go episode 8 + hugs

[keirawantstocry]

i would love to write full length novels but unforentaley. uh. what was i saying

[bedardconnor]

all star skills comp had me giggling and twirling my hair i aint even gonna lie

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[pinkiepig]

I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅

(Link to the original poster)

[qirongmycancelledwife]

god bless

[gongyussy]

"i would know her by reformed body alone... i would know her in death"

also... there's official art

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[chososcamgirl]

he ain’t never beating the stalking allegations

art creds @hunnismokah

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[vaggieslefteye]

VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

[chaichai-draws]

He’s home!!!

I just wanted to leave a close up of the part I started this sketch for.

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"