#i was about to say i could tell the llamas about wordsworth but i can’t even do that because i skipped class when we were learning
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fingertipsmp3 · 3 months ago
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It’s so upsetting when job websites are advertising for thee coolest jobs possible but it’s stuff I can’t do. Like what do you mean I’m not qualified to be a casual zookeeper. That sounds fucking amazing
#i thought about applying anyway but the person specification is all like ‘animal husbandry level 2: required’#and i’m like. i mean. i have level 2 food hygiene. is that anywhere close? i’m trained in coshh. 🫡#it was like ‘please tell us about any relevant qualifications you have’ and i was sitting here deadass thinking#‘is my master’s in english lit going to help me out here in any way’#i was about to say i could tell the llamas about wordsworth but i can’t even do that because i skipped class when we were learning#about wordsworth because i had a vicious uti and had to go to the walk in centre to get antibiotics because my gp hung up on me#you really couldn’t do shit mid pandemic. the doctors were like ‘brother you can just die’#oh to do it all again. maybe i COULD do a level 2 in animal husbandry#the thing is it’d cost money and i’d be in a class full of nauseating 16-19 year olds#i have nothing whatsoever against teenagers. well actually i do. well like.. okay ideologically i don’t#some people are just born later and that’s not their fault. time is against them and that’s why their prefrontal lobe is lacking#it’s just the fact that i have taught that age group and i think studying with them would be fucking weird lol#and then i’d get the qual and there’d be no more zookeeping jobs available in my area#it’s not even a fucking zoo. it’s just llamas and goats. it’s a petting zoo#what do you MEAN level 2 animal husbandry. i can tell you right now what llamas and goats want: food and to not be manhandled#personal
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