#i wanted to be him so bad

[jumbledbee]

Ok so I rewatched the Back to The Future trilogy recently and I’m absolutely enamored by Marty McFly as a concept. Like, the narrative is desperately trying to convince you that this kid is super cool when:

His “too loud”, edgy band is literally Huey ‘it’s hip to be square’ Lewis and The News

The boy wears suspenders, women’s Guess jeans, and that hideous orange vest

His eyes went wide as saucers when he saw another kid his age smoking

Spends all his free time hanging out with some elderly eccentric scientist. No, they’re not related in any way. They just somehow know each other, which leads me to suspect Marty is a closet nerd w/ a mentorship

Just. His dialogue sounds like it was written by 45 year olds who haven’t interacted with a teen since they were 17. Chronic ‘too cool for school’ attitude

[michameinmicha]

Yesterday on my way to the grocery store i saw a dude wearing shorts, cowboy boots and a leather jacket and i never felt such intense envy in my life

[justghostthings]

Wait your gender awakening…. Was it Oliver criedwolves ?? Because he was also my gender awakening. Him and gerard way

YES THATS IT KFHSKSN

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

[lynx-tales]

I am OBSESSED With the Assassin’s Creed motherfucker parkouring around Paris in the opening ceremonies

[blueclearcloud]

This is exactly how i felt when Masahiro Sakurai announced Sora as the last Smash Bros ULTIMATE fighter and talked about Kingdom Hearts.

i love reading useless information on wikis for things i already know thoroughly

[loveanddeepdick]

getos the type of man to drill his dick into you for hours, not letting you catch a break, even going until the bed frame is digging into the floor and the wall, making noticeable dents. he’d degrade u sooo good too, “always droolin over this fuckin cock, huh, slut? i can feel you gripping me tight as shit”.

hhhhhhh then he’d do a complete 180 after, checking up on you, making sure you’re not dehydrated, wiping all the cum off u with a damp towel, taking some and dipping it back into ur pussy. he’s still a perv, giving ur boob one last squeeze, spreading ur folds with his eyes raking over ur pussy, ignoring ur protests for him to stop staring but ur pleas ignored. he coos at you for clenching around nothing as his cum seems to endlessly spill out of you.

but idk! maybe im just horny lol!! >.<

[pangur-and-grim]

the world is too big for this tiny boy

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

[tswkento]

inappropriately touching nanami in a crowded elevator;

your nimble fingers pulling down the zip of his slacks and your hand sneakily prodding through the freed entrance as he grabs the metal bar behind himself, hoping no one notices anything.

and you’re the perfect picture of nonchalance: pretty face directed forward, the curled corner of your lips that he is able to distinguish from your profile telling him that you’re thoroughly enjoying yourself, and your pace unrelenting as you stroke him through his briefs.

up and down, up and down, up and down while kento feels like he is losing his mind, and why the hell is this elevator so slow and there’s so many people and no ounce of shame in you. same for him, though, he is worried if he should be disappointed with himself for giving in to his desires right in the crowded elevator or impressed by how persuasive you can be to convince him that it’s okay.

there was no persuasion from you, by the way — just a cute little smile at him whilst your eyes glimmered with mischief and nanami knew he was fucked.

when the last person, aside from him and you, leaves the elevator, you finally take out your hand in time with him pushing the “stop” button and pressing you against one of the cold walls, one veiny hand wrapping around your throat loosely as the other grips your bottom.

and kento kisses you like a thirsty man drinks water; he devours your mouth until all you can do is twitch in his hold as his thumb presses on your clit just right. rubbing, tugging, teasing and prodding while his lips encase your tongue between them and you grip the sides of his head, ruining his hair.

and when you come with a whiny moan escaping your pretty mouth, no thoughts behind your cloudy gaze and arms gripping his shoulders, nanami barely stops his hips from rutting rhythmically against the smooth surface of your thighs because him being a mess is only for your eyes whilst he doesn’t mind others seeing your fucked out face. they’ll know it’s from him anyway.

[lovelyghst]

simon’s not a virgin by any means, but the first time he sinks his thick cock into your tight, sweet little cunt, he absolutely loses it.

the sugary tone in which you gave him permission to fuck you after he asked, begged you so nicely, like he was even deserving of it.

how he has to bite down on the rugged knuckle of his fist when he presses the head of his cock to your soaked cunny, failing to stifle down his groans but already too fucked-out to care whatsoever once he bottoms out (or at least as much of his cock he’s able to fit in).

the way his name spills from your puffy lips when he finally starts to move, just barely an inch in and out with each ‘thrust’ because you’re just so fucking warm and welcoming and he doesn’t want to separate from you for even a split moment.

how your fingertips lightly graze between the divots of his flexed, pronounced abs, nails raking over his skin with a softness no one has ever shown him. he’s turning greedy for you; needs more and more.

you turn dumb in a matter of seconds. so dumb, in fact, you haven’t even noticed he finished inside you the instant his cock was fully sheathed within your tummy, and how he’s already coaxing out his second load to join the first one fucked deep into your womb.

and you can’t even blame him, considering he was fucked utterly stupid from the moment he set eyes on you :(

[koobiie]

based on that one q&a... i'm a sucker for a pokemon crossover

[nat-20s]

Every time that the stakes are now So So So high in Doctor Who I'm like. Congratulations to Fourteen for well and truly fucking off. His ass is NOT dealing with death gods his ass is trying to get rid of the spider mites on the basil

[ultrviolecnt]

HUGH JACKMAN BEHIND THE SCENES OF XMEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)

[overlordjanefire]

Why is he like that