#i wanted dean to become a vampire and a woman and a supervillain
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the movie wasnt great, a lot of loosely answered questions, even more Unanswered questions, the action plot went nowhere, the character plot was kinda flat (ive been liking hanks arc but it got resolved wayyyyyy too fast/easily), dean shouldve transitioned, the comedy wasnt quite all there, the emotional moral felt rlly rushed, idk maybe mtl spoiled me too much
#i wanted dean to become a vampire and a woman and a supervillain#genuinely thought she was on that narrative track he was building up SO much angst and resentment about science and the whole arching thing#and bc its apparently incredibly easy to just. start an organization. i could totally see her making an antiarching org which is kinda just#another. form of villainy. i mean shes constnalty being compared to rusty both by rusty himself and by others#and rusty had that whole episode with dr killinger where he outright said rusty was basically just a supervillain#plus i think it makes sense that for hank who is trying to find a path that isnt based in science and school and these big bureaucratic-#expectations being a superhero probably couldve worked out rlly well for him? and him arching vs dean wouldve been baller#idk the movie just didnt rlly elaborate where theyre going? did dean drop out?? did hank get an idea what he wants to do?????#F ; Venture Bros#timposting again
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100 Carmilla Stories - RunWithWolves Masterpost
Missing Hollstein? Already re-watched the series dozens of times? Need some Carmilla in your life? Then I have the fics for you. Seriously. I’ve written 100 Carmilla stories and categorized them here for your convenience (some stories fit into multiple but i did my best)
If you want...
Fake Dating/Marriage - i just really love this trope
Politician Carmilla has to get engaged to someone for her campaign and ends up with her long time best friend Laura. Marriage of Convenience
When Laura hears that actress Carmilla is fake dating her ex, she has some words for her best friend. A Rational Irrationality
Princesses Laura and Carmilla told the world they were dating to get out of arranged marriages. It’s easy til they fall in love. Not Really a Royal Romance
Laura wakes up in the hospital to find ex Carmilla at her side after they apparently got married a decade before. The Girl Who Got Away
As far as anyone knows, pHd candidates Laura and Carmilla hate each other. Lab Manager Laf is onto them. Worst Lab Partner Ever
General Fantasy - Supernatural beyond just vampires
Hollstein are dragon riders and Carmilla is not taking the responsibility seriously enough for Laura. Just A Girl and Her Dragon
Vampire Carmilla never expected to find old roomate Laura working a magical flower store in Diagon Ally. Lophii’s Blooms
Carmilla never wanted magic and Laura can’t unlock her own, they’re stuck together until they figure it out. circle of magic au Magic of My Own
Movies at Silas come to life and drag Carmilla into the role of Prince Charming while Laura gets sleeping beauty. Silas Movie Night
Werewolf Laura and Vampire Carmilla don’t get along and Carmilla doesn’t understand why Laura doesn’t turn her over tot he hunters. Like Cats and Dogs
Carmilla’s the best surgeon in the hospital but she swallows her pride and asks Dr Hollis for help when she gets an unusual sickness. Paging Doctor’s Hollis and Karnstein
Laura is angry because Carmilla thinks her blood tastes gross and spits it out instead of killing her. False Advertising
Clockwork Au: Laura and Carmilla to each have creatures made of clockwork (dragon and cat respectively) that represent their souls. Silver and Gold
Myths and Fairytales - sometimes you need a Hollstein happily ever after
Sassy Laura barges into Carmilla’s castle with a rose and demands a curse be lifted from her father. Beauty in A Beast ft Catmilla
Cupid Laura is determined to find vampire Carmilla’s soulmate even if Carmilla doesn’t want her too. Stalked By Cupid
Totally-in-love Laura and a tiny kitten Catmilla. Princess and the Frog twist, The Princess and the Kitten
Goddess of Spring Laura is accidentally kidnapped by Lord of the Dead Carmilla. Hades/Persephone AU. Queen of the Underworld
Carmilla goes overboard into the ocean during a storm and never expected a mermaid to pluck her from the sea. Kissed a Mermaid
War is over and shepherd god Carmilla can’t wait to go home to her wife. Sumerian god au. The Shepherd God
Orphan Laura falls in love with witch!Carmilla and chases after Carmilla when she runs. King Arthur au. Sword In My Stone Heart
The gods disappeared and Greek demigod Laura demands Sumerian demigod Carmilla help her save them. Daughter of Love and War
Science Fiction Fun - time travel and space and oh my!
Carmilla’s time machine keeps taking her to a small human child. When Carmilla stops coming back, grown up Laura stows away. Time Travel Malfunction
After graduation, bffs Carmilla and Laura take their spaceship on a roadtrip with definitely no pining. Roadtrip To the Stars
Captain Hollis is forced to let cocky co-pilot Carmilla join her starship crew as she tries to stop black holes from devouring the universe. Star Filled Memories
Cops or Superheroes Au - nothing like a good bout of crime fighting and a mystery to get flirty Hollstein roaring to life
Laura as a detective and Carmilla as the flirty annoying writer following her around as they try to solve murders. Write Me A Murder
Laura who doesn’t have superpowers trying to navigate a school for the superpowered featuring asshat with superstrength Carmilla. Powerless
FBI agent Carmilla trapped in a bank/bomb heist and sending flirty notes to the hostage negotiator Laura. Don’t Let Go
Supervillain Carmilla and superhero Laura being arch-enemies and yet their alter egos are roommates. Beneath the Boots and Leather
Special Agent Hollis would have an easier time getting through the laser field if her annoying partners wasn’t so flirty. Mission Flirtable
Vampires know there’s no such thing as superheros. Laura didn’t get the memo and she’s now Carmilla’s problem. Not a Superhero
Fire Princess Carmilla has flames at her fingertips and still isn’t ready for her air-powered roommate. atla au Fire In My Veins and Air in My Lungs
Star Reporter Laura is determined to get an interview with Superwoman if only her incompetent partner Carmilla stopped getting in the way. At The Daily Planet
Batwoman doesn’t have time for dating even if Wonder Woman ‘call me Laura' makes her heart flutter. No Dating For Batwoman
Could Be During Canon? - Trying to fit stories inside the world we love
Reincarnation AU where Carmilla's vampirism allows her to die and then come back to life 9 times. Nine Lives to Die
Carmilla plans a date after Laura asked her to the Zeta party. s1 Date Like it’s 1698
Each episode written in an extremely snarky tone in Carmilla’s diary. Dear Creampuff
Countess Karnstein is looking for the partner who dances in step with her. The Right Partner
Laura is the girl who cares and Carmilla doesn’t know what to do when she stops. s2 story. A Question of Caring
8 times Laura uses a Bandaid and 2 times she doesn’t. Stick an Apatosaurus to My Heart
Even though Laura’s dead, alt-Carm keeps hearing her heartbeat everywhere she goes. Floating Through A Stone Wall
Laura breathes until she doesn’t. Carmilla doesn’t breathe until she does. With Human Breath
Hollstein gets trapped in the s2 cellar with a magical snowstorm raging upstairs. Cuddling for warmth. Colder Than Our Hearts
Hollstein says hey a lot. It’s kind of their thing. A look at all seasons and the movie and what that word means. Hey
Canon Alternatives - twists on the way it went
Carmilla dies from the Dean’s sword and Laura brings her back, binding them together forever. The Golden Heart of Paris
Laura gets her heart back but doesn’t wake up so Mattie comes to her with a deal. Hold Her Hand
Danny is dead and the the campus is gone and Laura Hollis has had enough of people dying in her name. An Explanation for Deification
Laura saved them all from Vordenberg but paid a price Carmilla wish she hadn’t to channel a god’s power. Behind Your Ancient Eyes
Laura had meant to do romantic things for Carmilla, she’d just thought they’d have more time. I Meant To Do That
LaFerry fic where Laf is a ghost and keeps stealing substance from Carmilla so that Perry can touch them. Define Death
Saving Laura to be the only reason Carmilla would ever willingly get back inside the coffin. Coffin of Starlight
Barely friends Carmilla and Laura literally glued together including obligatory shower scene. The Sticking Incident
Mircalla’s doesn’t remember her past but her next client looks familar and, instead of taking her ‘services’, just wants to talk. Find You In the Dark
One Carmilla was bad, Laura has no idea how to handle 2 version of her ex girlfriend when they’re stuck in the library. Split Personality, Literally
Laura has amnesia but is thrilled to find out the hot vampire by her bed is her wife. Absolute jackpot Wake Up With a Hot Wife
Carmilla’s soul is trapped in the pit and Laura and the scooby gang have to figure out how to put her back together. Colours of A Soul
After Canon Ends - what could happen next
Post Movie Hollstein and their daughter go looking for the fountain of youth. Retcon the retcon. Family Trip to the Fountain
Papa Hollis gives a speech at a Hollstein wedding that gives all the feels as he tells Laura’s life story. That’s My Daughter
Vamp Laura going through a photo album and telling stories about her adventures with Carmilla. A Live Well Lived
Laura, her father, and eventually Carmilla leave letters on Laura’s mother’s tombstone. Until We Meet Again
Mortal Laura and immortal Carmilla trying to figure out their lives and how to handle forever. Dandelion Promises
Vampires can’t go inside churches but Carmilla still likes to listen to the bells. Laura follows her. post movie. Monstrous Grace
Laura leaves a letter for Carmilla to give to all of Laura’s reincarnations over the centuries. The One Who Loves Her Next
Pregnant Laura has weird 2am cravings for Carmilla to try and fill. 9 Months of Mustard
Musical Hollstein - Trying to write melody with words
Tired world class musician Carmilla gives beginner Laura lessons and falls a little bit in love with her and the music. Teach Me to Play
Carmilla’s sent to interview her ex, pop star Laura. It’s been years and Carmilla can still see the brokenness her mother put on Laura’s face. To Hope Beyond an Unfinished Melody
Coffee Shop and Cooking Hollstein
Laura moves in with the hot coffee barista she has a crush on it’s both the best and the worst. Coffee Cupcake Crush
Laura can’t make coffee but she can set up all her customers with each other, the only person she can’t find a match for is fellow barista and ‘cupid-in-crime’ Carmilla. The Ultimate Coffee Shop Au
Angsty chefs Hollstein run a cooking show but when things get hot in the kitchen, they become secret exes with benefits. Cooking With Hollstein
Human Hollstein - Nothing supernatural. Just our girls being cute.
Billionaire playgirl Carmilla can’t bring herself to be a playboy when it’s Laura she’s taking as her date. Read The Carmilla Karnstein Special
Laura sees a girl on the subway but couldn’t speak to her so writes a ‘missing person’ ad instead. Missed Connections
Aggressive salesman Laura sells girl scout cookies with tiny Laf and knocks on Carmilla’s door. Just Buy the Cookies
Adorable sticky note conversations between broody Carmilla and the girl on the day shift who stole her mug. The Mug Thief
Drunk Carmilla comes into Laura’s tattoo shop and demands a tattoo on her butt. Tattoos and Bikinis
Laura literally falls into Carmilla’s lap on the bus and a spunky older gentleman gives love advice. Strangers on a Bus
Laura’s not very good a camping and the night’s cold when your tent collapses, might have to share sleeping bags. To Build A Tent
Librarian Karnstein enjoys annoying Professor Hollis by rearranging the books to see her scrunched nose. Librarian Hottie
Laura signs up to be a toymaking Christmas elf but gets a grumpy partner who hates making toys. Christmas Trains
Hockey player Laura is determined to get concessions booth worker Carmilla to love the skating rink. Cookies Cupcakes and Hockey Captains.
High School Hollstein Stories
Nerd Laura becomes the quarterback and only reluctant cheerleader Carmilla doesn’t change around her. A Classic High School Love Story
Laura is desperate for cookies and Carmilla ate them all after high school home ec. How to Avoid Kale
Hollstein neighbours shoot nerf guns and marshmallow guns and water guns at each other. War of the Windows
Hollstein becoming friend in kindergarten and then grow up together while getting into all kinds of trouble. Loving Trouble
Hollstein with Animals - Fluffier than fluff because animals are fluffy
Reluctant dog walker Carmilla can’t say no to vet Laura’s requests to walk various animals so they get exercise. Puppy Dog Eyes
Pet Store worker Carmilla saves Laura after she kills Laf’s fish. Again and again. One Fish Two Fish
Carmilla’s cat to keep bringing home some mysterious girl’s underwear. Drawer of Lingerie
Carmilla’s cat gets Laura’s cat pregnant and Laura demands Carmilla co-parent the kittens. Bonus unexpected canoe. Kitten Kisses
Carmilla rescuing Laura from evil spiders in the laundry room. For Fear of Spiders
Playing With Words - Hollstein examined in a story
The story on campus before Carmilla reached room 307 told like Welcome to the Nightvale. Welcome To Silas
Writing the movie plot before the movie came out with Hollstein engagement and Ell closure. It’s Not About the Plot
Laura’s a baker, Carmilla’s a firefighter. An examination of what a Hollstein story really is. A Generic Carmilla Story
Detailing the 100 little ways Hollstein fell in love over the seasons. 100 Ways They Fell in Love
Soulmates - because who doesn’t love some soulmate Aus. Usually twisted from the typical soulmate version or an original idea
Tiny literal hearts to pop up every time Carmilla looks at Laura and all Carmilla wants is for Laura to NEVER SEE THEM.Love is Orange
The scars from one person to show up only on the body of their soulmate featuring a Carmilla who is scarless for centuries and a Laura who will only wear long sleeves. Scars Inside
Timer soulmate au where Carmilla meets a tiny five year old Laura on her first day of school and suddenly finds her timer has started counting down to the moment they fall in love. A Broken Pocketwatch
A mirror will let you see your soulmate every year on your birthday but everyone is convinced there’s been a mistake when 21th century Laura sees 17th century Carmilla in the mirror. The Mirror Between Us
Fairy Laura follows her soulmate compass through a jungle only to find a panther. Carmilla’s not interested in soulmates. Follow Your Arrow
Everyone is born with a soulmate marker to write the name of their chosen soulmate on their skin. Vampires don’t have ink. s1-3 We Chose Each Other
Child countess Carmilla wished on stars for a best friend and got an imaginary lion. Centuries later, child Laura makes the same wish and finds a panther on her doorstep. Wishing On Imaginary Stars
Carmilla has never seen color until the world starts flickering when a kid can’t find their mom. A Hint of Colour
You can hear the music of your own soul and your soulmate but vampire Carmilla can’t hear the music. After Ell separates them, can Laura find her again and again? In Every Universe You Are My Symphony
This has been a 3 year labour of love. The stories vary in length from about 2k to over 100,000k for a total of more than half a million words. Have suggested stories? Let people know! It’s a big list!
Hope you enjoy them and thank you for all of your support creampuffs! <3 Aria
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