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Second Age De-Aging AU
(Title is a work in progress.)
The workshop looked as if it had recently contained a small to medium sized explosion.
That concerned Gil-Galad a great deal less than what had been left in the wake of that explosion.
Namely, a very small peredhel currently perching catlike on one of the few sets of shelves still standing and who was hurling every throwable object in reach at a wincingly placating Annatar.
The thrown objects were accompanied by what he first interpreted as a yowl, which was really only reinforcing the cat impression, right up until he belatedly realized it was actually a wail, at which point he had to remind himself that it was not at all appropriate for him to throw things at an emissary of a Valar.
Even if he was almost entirely certain that, despite the seeming impossibility of the thing, the very small peredhel in question was Elrond.
Still. He was king. Kings did not throw things. Kings very calmly and not at all frantically demanded, “What happened?”
Elrond’s wail at last became intelligible words. “He lied!”
Gil-Galad switched his gaze to Annatar.
The maia was holding his hands out in a conciliatory fashion. “Dear Celebrimbor and I have been working on some things to better help Men preserve their minds as they age. Perfectly safe for both elves and Men, I assure you. Lord Elrond expressed a natural interest. I had no idea that with his . . . unique nature . . . it would react this way to his touch.”
“It exploded,” Gil-Galad said flatly.
“Not at all!” Annatar assured him. “It merely . . . affected his fea in an unexpected way. And it seems his hroa followed. At which point, he was unsurprisingly distressed . . . “
Gil-Galad reconsidered the explosion in the context of a highly frightened descendant of Luthien.
“ . . . and I am afraid that the resulting . . . incident . . . led to it . . . ”
Gil-Galad redirected his attention to the scorch marks on the workbench as Annatar very visibly searched for a word that was not “exploding.”
“And at which point in this process did you lie to him?” he asked pleasantly.
Annatar winced even more deeply. “He asked where his brother was,” he said apologetically.
Gil-Galad went very, very still.
He remembered, very clearly, just how closely the twins had stuck to each other in the early days of their being sent to Balar.
He remembered, very clearly, the grief on Elrond’s face when Elros had sailed.
And he remembered, very clearly, the grief that even still had not vanished when the bond between them at last had fully snapped.
“I’m afraid in my distraction that I said that was an interesting theological question.”
And Elrond, even at this age, had put the pieces together between that statement and the aching void Gil-Galad was sure he still felt in his soul when he reached for his brother.
Maiar, he had to remind himself very firmly, did not view death as Men or elves did. Annatar had not intended his statement to lead to . . . this.
This was even now changing. Whatever expression was on Gil-Galad’s face must have convinced Elrond that it was not a lie after all because there were no more objects being thrown from the shelf.
Unless, of course, you counted Elrond himself, who was slowly but surely turning the color of bleached bone and sliding inexorably off the shelf.
Gil-Galad sprang for him, catching the far too light body just in time.
“Fix this,” he ordered Annatar, clutching Elrond to his chest. Elrond had gone deathly quiet, and he had to move his hand on Elrond’s back until he could feel the heartbeat through the ribs just to be sure it was still pumping.
It was not the correct way to talk to an emissary of the Valar.
Gil-Galad did not have enough left in him to care.
. . .
Several hours later, he still had not determined what precise age this version of Elrond was.
This failure was mainly because of what else he had discovered. Namely, that this version of Elrond did not want to talk.
Or eat. Or sleep. Or do anything, really, but curl up into the smallest ball he could manage and block out the rest of the world.
He did not object to Gil-Galad talking. Or singing. Or pacing.
He did object, after those first few moments, to being touched. Gil-Galad had set him down in the window seat of his borrowed office the moment he could. As far as he could tell, Elrond hadn’t moved since.
He also objected to Annatar’s entrance. At least, that’s what Gil-Galad assumed the infinitesimal tensing of his shoulders meant. It was tempting to drag Annatar into the hallway to just meet there, but that would mean leaving Elrond alone, and Gil-Galad felt . . . uneasy about that.
(The window was narrow. The window was covered with beautifully stained glass that some of the artisans here had apparently been experimenting with. The window was not that high off the ground, really, as elves usually considered things.)
(On the other hand: Elwing. Maedhros.)
(Even if Elrond currently remembered only one of those formative experiences, Gil-Galad was not in the mood to take any risks.)
“You have a solution?”
Annatar shook his head mournfully. “I have a better idea of what went wrong,” he corrected. “A solution will likely take weeks. Longer, perhaps. It is a good thing you accompanied Lord Elrond on this visit; I am not sure a messenger could have found Celebrimbor in time.”
Gil-Galad paused in his pacing. “In time,” he repeated.
“Since the dwarves have been so reluctant to share the location of their sacred places to others in the past . . . ?” Annatar’s voice hinted gently, embarrassed to repeat what Gil-Galad already knew.
He knew full well why a message might take a while to find Celebrimbor; the complications of Celebrimbor’s expedition with the dwarves of Khazad-dum falling, he was assured unavoidably, in tax year, coinciding with a few mix-ups in delegation and communication . . .
But “in time.”
Were the effects going to get worse or - ?
“He’s a child,” Annatar said, very slowly, in response to the confusion Gil-Galad feared was on his face. “His fea will need to be nurtured. Preferably by a relative.”
“That’s just superstition,” he protested.
Annatar looked at him very oddly.
“ . . . I’ve heard,” Gil-Galad tacked on, like an elf who had certainly had two very present and alive elvish parents to nurture him throughout his childhood, and not at all like a feral former fugitive who had been raised by human bandits in the woods.
“From whom?” Annatar asked incredulously.
“Elrond,” he said after a slightly too long pause. He flicked his eyes hopefully to the child on the window seat; Elrond hadn’t so much as twitched. “He survived the first time around, didn’t he?”
“Yes,” Annatar agreed after an equally baffled pause. “Forgive me for any indelicacy here, but you do realize that no matter how forsworn the sons of Feanor may be, they do still count as relatives . . . ?”
Right.
And Gil-Galad . . . did not.
Which shouldn’t matter, he told himself firmly. He had survived, hadn’t he? And he was perfectly fine.
Perfectly alive, at any rate. And any of his various moral shortcomings were just down to his personal failings. And the more practical side of his upbringing.
Definitely.
His eyes flicked worriedly to the very pale, very still, very small figure in the corner.
“I don’t suppose you have any advice in that direction?”
(Annatar did, as it turned out.)
(It did not turn out to be enough.)
. . .
He had felt guilty before about lying about his place in the Finwean family tree.
None of it came close to what he felt watching Elrond slowly wasting away.
He had lied and cheated his way to this point, and if this point got Elrond killed -
No.
He could stay here and pray Annatar finished fixing the device before his own deficiencies got Elrond killed.
Or he could take his company and ride hard for Galadriel.
Probably that would be the end of his masquerade; probably all that sharp edged suspicion in her eyes would turn to certainty and that would be that. Definitely of his career and possibly of his life.
But Galadriel was Elrond’s cousin; Galadriel was a mother. Galadriel would know what to do. Elrond would be alright.
(“I’m sure this isn’t necessary,” Annatar said as Gil-Galad’s guards prepared the horses. Elrond had let himself be hauled like a terrifyingly heartbroken statue onto one of them. “You must be a closer relative to him the sons of Feanor were; surely with a few more days of trying to bond with him - ”)
(He considered just blurting it out. ‘No, actually, he might be more closely related to you, considering that maiar blood.’ ‘No, actually, I wouldn’t know Finwe from a dead toad on the ground.’)
(‘No, actually, there’s something terribly wrong with me. Possible more wrong than there was with thrice kin slaying Feanorians.’)
(He smiled, instead, with a closed mouth. “I’m really not father material,” he said. “Lady Galadriel, I’m sure, will prove as ferociously competent as always in my stead.”)
(Annatar did not argue with this.)
. . .
(There weren’t any Feanorian guards with them. Gil-Galad had insisted after what had happened the last time he had let Elrond bring Farande to Eregion. He wasn’t sure if that was for the better or the worse now; if Elrond would be relieved to have a face he recognized or terrified due to how he recognized it.)
(At least that might be better than the terrifyingly hollow look that was currently in his eyes.)
(But it would be better soon, he assured Elrond. They would reach his cousin Galadriel soon, and wouldn’t that be nice?)
(Elrond remained curled in the tightest huddle he could manage by the campfire. He no longer bothered to wince when he was touched.)
. . .
Galadriel met them at the edge of the forest she had made her new home in, so at least the messengers he had sent had managed to find her. She gave her usual shallow courtesies to her nominal king, but her eyes were locked on Elrond.
Now, at last, was the moment to confess.
Gil-Galad slid from his horse. Carefully, oh, so carefully, he helped Elrond down.
His ribs had been less prominent when the Feanorians had sent him to Balar.
“I couldn’t help him,” he said, his quiet voice sounding like the crack of doom through the silence.
“Of course you could not,” Galadriel said.
Of course.
“His fea was orphaned once; it will not accept a replacement again. Not - ” And here, in the face of Elros, even she faltered. “Not under these conditions.”
A different, more dreadful doom wrapped around his heart.
If Celebrimbor had been deemed too difficult to find -
He noticed, dully, that Galadriel had come alone.
And that despite wearing a fine woven cloak against the snap of the late autumn chill she was carrying another one.
And a flute.
“Lady Galadriel,” he said slowly.
“Do you want to help him or not?” she snapped. She paused. “My king.”
“Oh, I want the help,” he said instantly, fervently. “I’ll welcome him into Lindon with open arms if he can do this.”
“Well,” she sniffed. “I don’t know that you need to promise that.”
“Especially since it seems you came well prepared with bribes yourself,” he said, nodding with considerable relief to the goods in her hands.
She looked down at them. “ . . . Yes,” she said. “Bribes.”
#second age#gil galad#gil galad scion of somebody probably#and currently very concerned by this fact#galadriel#elrond#implied incoming maglor#someone gets de aged and for once it is not even a little a maia of vana's fault#this one is all on annatar#annatar#meanwhile galadriel is here with a new cloak#a new flute and a whole bunch of lembas#naturally this is a one time bribe and not what she has been routinely been slipping Maglor for the past few decades#and she will fight anyone who says otherwise#galadirel is also genuinely suspicious of Gil-Galad for the record#but only because she can tell he's hiding something#it has genuinely never occurred to her to doubt that he's family#he's got that look of Finwe about him#she knows Finrod thought he was Turgon's kid#personally she thinks he might be Maeglin's older brother#she has not wanted to bring this up for obvious reasons#not b2mem for once since this story required characters I can't use for the contest#but i really wanted to write this
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In the middle of the lab a werewolf lays on his back. His legs and arms chained to the ground.
You would think he would protest more but the amount of drugs and aphrodisiac coursing through his veins prevent it.
It also helps that you're currently riding his dick in a desperate attempt to milk him dry. He is in utter bliss, drooling with his tongue hanging out of his maw.
You're in a cowgirl position. Wearing nothing more than a tiny chastity cage and your sweat. On the cage there is yellow warming label attached. The following text printed beneath it.
"Extractor is in use. do not remove!"
Officially you are designated as a biological extractor unit, and property of the laboratory. But the lab personal has given you the nickname "fleshlight". To your own drugged and hypnotised satisfaction.
You whimper as you're desperately try to get past his knot. You want it so bad! You want to be praised for a job well done! You want to be a good fleshlight!
A person wearing a lab coat approaches you. You're so out of it you don't ever hear them approach.
"Are you having difficulty fleshlight?"
You flinch when you hear them. Which you instantly regret as your hole clenches around the werewolf’s shaft.
You stop to let your hole relax. Looking up at them you let out whine. Laboratory equipment can't use words.
They look down at you amused. "it's ok you cute little fleshlight. This is our biggest subject yet, so you just need more time to stretch that pretty little hole of yours."
With a gloved hand they take your chin, and softly raise it till they know they have your full attention. With the same tone you might politely ask a machine to do something, they say; "you're only goal in life is to be a good stretchy hole."
You zone out as the words trigger intake training. As you relax completely your eyes glaze over and a lazy smile forms on your face.
The lab assistant, still holding your chin in their hand, slides a gloved thumb in your mouth. You don't even mind or register it. You're completely focused on relaxing your ass as much as possible, while drooling happily on their thumb.
They pull their one hand back softly. Reaching their other hand into their lab coat they take out a vial. With a routine that must have happened a 100 times they collect the saliva from their thumb.
While keeping their eyes on the vial of saliva they say: "activate extractor routine 4"
You place your hands on you calf’s, using all your weight to try and conquer the werewolf’s knot. You ride it up and down slowly.
Pleased with the consistency of the sample the scientist takes a step over the werewolf’s leg.
Their standing behind you as you blissfully ride the werewolf’s cock. Desperately trying to stretch your hole. A mantra going through your head.
"a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight,"
The squat behind you and inspect your progress
"Fleshlight sit"
You stop at the tip of the werewolf’s cock and let your weight glide you down. Your hole slightly stretching over the knot.
The blue medical glove glides easily over the lubed knot. Their index finger gliding upwards towards your hole, and glides in with little resistance. They hum satisfied and glide a second finger in. The smile on your face just widens, happy to inspected like a good piece of lab equipment.
They glide their fingers out and collect the liquid in another vial. "It seems you do need some more help." they stand up and put one a new pair of gloves.
While still behind you they put their hand over your mouth. Index and middle finger pushed inside your mouth. You start sucking on them.
"Your intake training is still doing wonders" they get a small vial from their coat and open it one handed. Holding it under their nostrils the smell already giving you a rush of endorphin. You get the simple command of "breath in"
You fill your lungs with the product as if it was the first breath you ever took.
"gooood fleshlight" the scientists says with a smile.
The chemicals course through your system and you hear your heartbeat in your head. As a pleasant heat flows over your body, your exhale takes any bit tension left in your body with it.
"Fleshlight ride"
You move your body up and down the length of the shaft. Feeling your hole open up more and more. Al the wile repeating the mantra in your head.
"a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight,"
After a couple of minutes later you almost get over the thicket parts. Joy radiates your face as drool slowly leaks out of your mouth. The scientist eagerly collecting it in a vial.
While putting the closed vial in their lab coat, they look at the werewolf’s head. Still drooling and content, but with a quickening breath.
Smiling but determined the scientists quickly gets your happy vile from their coat.
"Fleshlight tip"
You stop at the top of you ascend. The tip of the werewolf’s massive cock keeping you nice and loose.
Quickly they put the vial under your nose.
"Breath in"
Still swimming in the effect of the previous huff you greedily inhale again. Your mantra only getting louder in your brain. There are no other thoughts allowed.
"a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight, a good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight,"
A knew intensified wave of heat flows over you. Spreading to your whole body as you feel it loosen.
You can feel every cm of the werewolf’s cock in detail.
"Fleshlight sit"
You fall down and you feel the scientist putting a bit of their weight on your shoulders.
You slam onto the knot and your ass opens up. Feeling your ass stretch over the knot feels like heaven. And then suddenly
"pop"
The werewolf’s breathing is getting erratic.
"Fleshlight ride" the scientists commands, getting a bit breathless themselves.
You've never felt so full in your life! As you ride you feel the knot gliding over prostate again and again. Precum is being pumped out as you continue going up and down. The knot has now swelled too much and you can't get it out anymore. You don't care! A good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight! A good fleshlight is a stretchy fleshlight! And you've taken the knot! You want to be the best fleshlight!
And the best fleshlight are used and filled with cum!
The werewolf’s is panting heavily, even with all the drugs coursing through his veins he tries to hump the fleshlight. A low satisfied growl begins as he cums.
The knot swells a final time as your locked into extasy! With every wave of cum, the knot pushes into your prostate making you leak more and more, as you feel your belly swell more and more. Desperately you move up and down trying to get every last drop off cum out of the beast beneath you.
The scientist has a hand in their pants too, no longer able to contain themselves. They quickly bend down and grab your chin, bending your head backwards, forcing you to focus on their face and voice.
Slightly out of breath they say "You're a very good fleshlight and deserve a reward"
Without any objection from you they open your mouth. You see them open theirs and letting their tongue hang out. A droplet of their spit falls on your face. You're delirious with joy! You're being praised for a job well done and are going to get a reward!
Al the while you still feel the werewolf filling you up.
"You deserve it, fleshlight can cum"
They say before pushing their tongue in your mouth.
Fleshlight has been good! Fleshlight has been good! Fleshlight has been so good!
You ride werewolf’s dick for all that you still can. Your moans into the French kiss as you feel a well-earned orgasm rock you to your core! You're abused prostate finally giving you release as you spray cum out of your cage onto the belly of the werewolf!
Releasing the kiss the scientists the scientists place their face next your ear. Observing the beautiful scene of your cum on the wolfs chest.
"Good extractor, you've been a very good extractor."
They coo softly. "Now rest a bit while the subject knot shrinks. And then will take this good little extractor to collection" they say with while petting your cheek. You push your face into their hand with the little energy you still have.
Still smiling they pet your head a little more. "I'll get our favourite lab equipment some water. We need to maintain you properly so you can do your job so well." with a smirk they add "Sit tight, I'll get our equipment their liquids"
#Werewolf#Laboratory kink#test subject#Hypnosis#Mantra#monster x human#monster x reader#monster x you#My writing#My smut#Keeping the scientist gender neutral was a very conscious choice#Really wanted that to be filled in by the readers choice#I'm getting so much ideas for after care scenes#Probably going to write some more on this#If somebody would treat me like this I would simply be in heaven <3#Also I was going to write something short....#But I'm really proud of this#Feedback/comments anything is really appreciated!#monster fucker#hypnok1nk#Kinda#monster fudger#monster fuqqer
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She was only in 3 episodes but Ji-yeong really made such an impact for me. She is such an interesting and tragic character. Like we meet her and she is so casual and unbothered by the games where every round she could literally die. And she makes fun of the religios man and tells him that he can pray as much as he wants but he still did what he did and then we learn about her father and then it makes sense. And she asks about Sae-byeok and her family and she suggests telling each other their story because one of them is gonna die anyways but she keeps forgetting about that fact. And then she tells her story and we find out she got abused and was in prison for killing her father but can we really blame her? And she just got out of prison and I feel like she needed this. Telling somebody her story, what happened to her. She suggests they tell each other the things they could never tell anybody else and asks specific questions on purpose, like if Sae-byeok has ever seen a dead body because she knows in return she is going to be asked that same question and she listens and then she tells her own story. And then she loses on purpose for Sae-byeok. And at first she's like "come on let me have my cool moment here" but it's not cool because she's about to die and then in the end she finally shows her emotions and gets sad and says she has nothing to live for, no goals for what she's gonna do if she wins. Sae-byeok was probably the first person she got closer to in a long time and so she dies so that Sae-byeok can go on and I just think for such a small role that was only present in one third of one season making such a big impact is incredible writing and incredible acting too
#there's just something so tragic about telling you story of abuse and death to somebody you barely know because you are going to die but you#want you story to be known#to have somebody out there who listened to it and who remembers it even when you're not around anymore#ji-yeong is my favorite character from season one and was it too when i first watched the show#she is so calm and nonchalant while everyone around her is so (reasonably) stressed out#and you really wonder why she's like that and what's going on inside of her#and then you get to the marbles game suddenly you understand#lea's random thoughts#squid game#ji yeong#kang sae byeok#i rewatched the marbles episode yesterday can you tell?#i think when i first watched squid game i wasn't really able to analize the characters or think about the writing too much because it is a#lot of death in a show and i normally don't watch shows like that but rewatching now and knowing what's gonna happen i really get to#appreciate what an amazing show this is with incredible writing and interesting and deep characters#squid game analysis#is this analysis already?#idk
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i just find it crazy that the shared vision shit only happened two times in 10+ years like what the hell.. maybe it happened more idk but seriously it pisses me off. the potential they lost with doing that is kinda crazy.
and oh i know the show is called naruto for a reason.. its his story. but i think a secret sideplot that wouldn't be revealed until the near end (but implied ofc) that would of been absolutely insane is if kakashi knew obito was alive bc of the shared vision, and would leave the village for days for his own personal mission (in secret): to find obito.
and maybe this would of made him even more understanding for narutos need to find and save sasuke, cuz kakashi also has his own uchiha to rescue.
#obito uchiha#obito#maybe there is an actual good logical reasoning why the shared vision stuff barely happened in the show but do i care? no not at all.#theres like a billion more things they could of done with that too dont know why the fuck they threw that in there for no reason. like FUCK#also abt it being revealed in the near end (u can make up ur own stuff if u want and i do actually care if you do i like what other people#say) maybe it would of been like#kks: finally found you. obito#<- idk how to write that isnt somethings im talented in. but i hope somebody understands what im getting at
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mateo What now
#you guys.... you guys are you seeing the vision. because im seeing the vision#mateo diaz of the pitt fame cousin of eddie diaz of 911 fame.....#and when eddie and buck finally get together and decide to go on a spontaneous trip together to pennsylvania (why i dont know) but then#something inevitably goes wrong and they find themselves in need of medical assistance and theyre rushed to the ER#and eddies like Oh i recognize this place. and buck is like Youve been here before? and eddies like No but ive seen it. on facetime#and buck is like What does that even mean. and eddies like Well my cousin works here... lovely#who wants to write this for me. 911 the pitt crossover juseyo#^ these tags were provided by somebody who needs mental help and a more social life also.#the pitt#eddie diaz#alice talks
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IT'S TIME FOR LUFFY TREATMENT
#sanji#black leg sanji#egghead#one piece#HE'S FUCKING SCARY#I know that eyebrow ain't supposed to be looking like that#LUFFY HELP HIM PLEASE#Sanji better not die or Im going into delulu land#He better not lose his emotions forever either which would get him killed due to the vow with Zoro#LUFFY IDC WHAT YOU DO JUST FIX HIM WE NEED OUR SILLY COOK#I can smell the fanfics ppl will be cooking soon and I am not happy(pls write the mot painful angst ever I want it)#NAMI#ROBIN#DO SOMETHING TOO PLS#SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABYGIRL
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Fighting the hardest battle known to man (actively turned off by catching somebody else's sneeze for them)
#I understand the appeal! but it just does Not hit with me and sometimes I wish it did bc it's so popular as a trope and I just don't dig it#it feels like something you do to a child and feels so weirdly infantalizing to me and just squicks so bad#not everything is made for me but the one (1) ask I've gotten in the last year that had an ACTUAL suggestion for something#somebody wanted me to write involved that and it's just been haunting my inbox. I don't wanna write it but also I don't wanna#delete it bc it makes me feel bad and also also it's not like there's other options people wanna see from my writing lol#also unfortunately the word “sickie” does not hit w me either. every day I fight
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And so. I remembered Antonio Banderas, and then Spy Kids, and then the post-poll who are the children of Daniel and Max in the grid and...
✨️Imagine✨️
Jack and Hamda are coming home after school. They swear, bicker, and shove. Typical brother and sister. After opening the front door, they drop their backpacks in the hallway and go to the kitchen. Finally, they notice that dad is not at home, and the kitchen is a mess.
Jack asks his younger sister to stay in the kitchen while he checks the other rooms. The TV in the living room seems to have been blown up, everything that was made of glass is now frozen with shards on the floor, the pillows in the parents' bedroom are torn, one is visible..."What's it? Three holes...end-to-end? We need to call the police."
Jack returns to Hamda, who begins to panic. The girl is scared, breathing fast. Somehow, Jack manages to calm his sister down, and then they hear the ringtone of their dad's phone. They don't understand how it survived in all this devastation, but they take it out from under the sofa.
Uncle Seb is calling.
"Daniel, take the children immediately. You need to hide in a safe place... "
"Uncle Seb? I'm afraid it's too late for that."
Hamda is sobbing in the background.
Spy Kids


Spy Parents


"Where are our children?


"What are they doing?"

#spy kids au?#Spies Max and Daniel#Are the kids going to save their parents?#Something more serious than real “Spy Kids”#Of course there is a Seb#Who will be the villain?#I just want a fic about Maxiel and their kids on the grid#maxiel#max/daniel#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#dr3#mv1#somebody write this please#rookie on tumblr
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and what if i say ive been genuinely looking forward to reading this
#post exam treat thank you academia.edu#and reddit :/#i lowkey wanted to write something like this (though just for tumblr.edu) so i'm glad somebody did it better than i ever could have#the thick of it
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I'm honestly sooo curious to see how they're gonna judge if a driver has "consistently demonstrated outstanding ability and maturity in a singleseater formula car" and then also how they'll explain/defend that decision to the public...
How they'll judge it is whether or not the kid is connected to a political heavyweight wid enough pull to guarantee him a seat its literally as simple as that . FIA introduced the new super license system ab 4 months after Helmut got Max, before he even debuted in Australia. People forget but they didn't just add the age minimum and valid drivers license requirement, they created the entire point system and strengthened gp2 ((now f2)) in detriment of other junior series like gp3 and formula renault, which wud have effectively barred Max from competing. gp2/f2 became the definitive springboard into F1. It was political and petty and it was never about Max's experience or lack thereof. Thats why they're willing to tweak the system for Kimi but somebody like Colton Herta never stood a chance. Herta is not one of their own and it was never about age
#ask#mind u none of this has anything to do wid whether or not Kimi 'deserves' a seat .#personally I think he does but that's not the point#its just the buffoonery of it all#😐😐😐😐#long post#also unrelated but I think a few months back somebody asked me to write something on junior academies#and I want u to know bro I DID but I lost the whole d0c and it was like 3k and I was really proud of it because I did sm research#i prommy ill try to get over it and whip up smth else 😭
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thinking about becoming a rockstar.sounds very appealing
#might just be the crippling fixation on a band#or it's the fact my life revolves around music#i cant really put feelings into words but i have the idea that if i were to put them to notes and chords it would be different#like spewing out your thoughts onto a paper#it's a script in a way. ur thoughts are placed before you#i know visual art just can;t work out for me. i don't want to work for some animation studio and what am i going to do? sell prints?#and writing. well too late to be the modern shakespeare so if ur a good writer go be a lawyer or something#maybe that's too existential though. i think i just idolize thom yorke too much#thoughts#music#ramblings#of some crazy person#mood#i hope somebody out there understands my thought process here#i don't want to be condemned to an office but my talents and passion lie in art and that doesn't work anymore#anyway by the time i'm old enough to start a band it'll all be summery pop songs written by chat gpt
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pls go into my bio, go into my coffee page, and buy my shit or smth; I want pizza money
#old picture is old but u get the drill#and yes I CAN write! it won't be an exact comm tho and more like a prompt that u pay for#bc that guarantees that I at least write Something; but since my work is fandom-based there's not a lot of wiggle room#think of it like sponsoring or smth. tho that works more for existing stories lmao#I don't have a lot of those that I'm prepared to write for#I DO however have furry and pony adopts ready to purchase at dirt-cheap prices. pls.#idk what else to do. ig I'm not in enough discord servers to advertise lmao#pls for the love of god somebody buy my shit. please. please. please.#there's things that I want; things that I need; and things that may or may not help me (i.e. I've been eyeballing more paid bases lately)#pls help me. I have so little right now.#and I don't know how to make it any clearer that I Need Help
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hiiiiii
here i am, polish supa strikas ex-writer from wattpad, who will publish some nonsense on this hellsite bcs i'm quirky like that
nico (💟💟💟💟💟💟) encouraged me to post this, so

#supa strikas#idk i like pink if somebody want to know#meme: supa strikas#probably i will be once active and in other time not#thats because this show is my guilty pleasure in literal meaning of that like i hate it i think this suck ass but omg this is so addictive#idk why i am writing this lmao (this is what voices tell me to do)#ey if u think about this supa strikas is telenovela#listen to me they have so many episodes with little to no plot#my brain is sometimes a gift#wake me up when s strikas writers come to their senses and give us something yummy
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Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time
#shit fuck shit fuck#mp100#mob psycho 100#THEY MADE ME DO THIS YO PERREO SOLAA SOMEBODY KILL MEE#hey matt came all this way had to explain direct from domingo#one of them is silly Kageyama sibling shenanigans like typical annoying siblings#it was supposed to be something dumb that i wanted to write while taking a break from my super angsty main fic#but the plot might thicken#as for my angsty fic it covers avoidant attachments running away capitalism and pining as usual#uhm yeah idk i just want to write about mp100 is it such a crime#i am projecting in my main fic just letting yall know but ykw many ppl have written something similar for shou#oopsies#yes shou#and also ritsu the one who burdens my projections in that fic cuz y not#ay pero no invaten pinches come solos#i also realized im supressing my emotions omg so mob kinnie twinning no srsly its a problem im suppressing memories too#so suddenly.im sad and then im like why am i sad and then i realize a few hours or days later oh yeah thats why im sad#like its a problem and uh yeah im so chill cuz im suppressing how do i not do that#party tomorrow tho!! 🎉 so i unsupress on monday cuz tomorrow is Saturday and i will be hungover sunday so monday i start#and Monday im calling off work cuz holy shit Thursday was not my day at work tho there were good things from that day#in neeEeEEw york cityyY#mob psycho
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Hi I'm gonna need someone else to write this ASA-fucking-P because heaven knows my Swiss cheese brain can't fucking handle it ATM and I need it like, yesterday.
But I need a fic of Megumi's shikigami being an extension of himself (physical manifestations of his personality and feelings) where all of them are absolutely smitten with Yuuji and act out around him. Megumi can't figure out why they misbehave but Gojo knows (because of course Gojo knows) but won't tell him (because of course he won't). And it turns out that his Ten Shadows technique is super super strong whenever he's around Yuuji because something something the shadows cast by a bright light are the deepest something something Yuuji is the source of light in Megumi's life etc etc
#idk i just had a thought about our sunshine boy and his effect on people#and how Megumi's technique is all about shadows#seems too perfect to ignore#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuji#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#yuuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#fic recs#fic request#somebody please write something like this#my brain can't brain but i want this so bad#jjk fic#jujutsu kaisen fic#edit: jesus christ brain write not right#Holy fuck
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can the basement they run AI out of collapse already
#being in a writing field at this point in time is …. ANNOYING to say the least#it’s all people want to fucking talk about and it’s literally not even relevant most of the time#esp bc we offer an optional service like#why would somebody spend their free time coming in for writing help if they used chat gpt to write 😭#like it’s literally not even that serious but ppl act like it’s either the next wheel. or the devil itself#when in reality. it just is. and it doesn’t even affect us most of the time like shit UPPPPP#and if i have to hear about ‘prompting’ one more time i’m blowing up a building#why would you waste energy figuring out how to ask a stupid machine to do something for you the way that you want it to. just use your#fucking brain to come up with an idea at that point!!!!!!#anyways . i never want to hear about it again…. but i know that i will. constantly
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