#i want bf oscar soooo bad

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Also I need Oscar to be cute boyfriend right now like idk my brain chemistry got altered because of you and all I can think about is how he’d be so adorable with you. Like I can imagine his girl not being from Australia but she was there because of him and she has one sweet that’s her absolute favourite so one time when they see each other on the race weekend and she comes a bit late she’s bouncing around him like a child until he gives her her sweets and she squeaks and showers him in kisses. He’s just looking at her with his gentle smile thinking how lucky he is and how his girl is a lil bit crazy because after all it’s just sweets

pls this is adorable i want this sooo badd

she goes for the first time for his home race, i think he’s said his whole family comes out for them so im picturing her meeting them as soon as they land in aus, the first place they go is his parent’s house. while he’s in practice one day she takes the rental car n goes with his sisters to get mani pedis and bond and stuff, ends up going to the store to get snacks on the way back to the track. idk any australian candies tbh but there’s some chocolate bar she falls in love with and it’s all she craves after they leave. she took a few with her but runs out within a week. oscar secretly bought a box of them and has plans to have his mom overnight more when he runs out, but he doesn’t tell her that. he waits until she’s been out of them for a week and is hopelessly trying to find an online source, then casually gives her one when she arrives to the paddock on race day and gives him his morning coffee. she asks him where he got it and he just says, i have my ways. and then it becomes a little race day routine, him bringing chocolate bars to the track and she kisses him sweeter than the candy before she eats it.

she gets so excited over it, her eyes light up as she rushes him to take his cup from her hand so she can take the candy bar, setting her own cup down a moment later to cup his jaw and pull him in for a kiss just before he goes in for a drink of his coffee. imagine them huddled up anywhere they can find, sometimes awkwardly sitting in a single person chair, or him leaning against a wall with her between his legs staring at each other lovingly, sickeningly so. him drinking his coffee to stay awake as she savors the chocolate with her coffee, telling him she loves him after every bite, and kissing him before she takes another bite.

he gives them to her every day or multiple times a day when she’s on her period, or sometimes if she’s just being grouchy he’ll give her one. occasionally he’ll joke, you’re not you when you’re hungry. and proceeds to laugh at his own joke while she glares at him and unwraps the chocolate they both know will undoubtedly improve her mood.

[cherry-leclerc]

curious to know your thoughts on this- which one of the drivers would be the kinda bf to carry their gfs purse/shopping bags or her heels when she’s tired of walking in them

as for who i’ve written for so farrrr…

charles - would definitely, without a doubt, carry your things if you got tired. actually scratch that, even if you weren't tired. he'd probably throw them into his car, and you would probably complain saying how 'that doesn't count' but he'll just roll his eyes, peck your lips, and buy you an ice cream cone. ta-da; mission complete.

carlos - would professionally loop your heels through his fingers, swaying them from side to side, but never, letting go of your hand. it's his one and only rule. but sheesh, i only write sad shit for that mf so that might not even be the case after all...

max - would most likely carry your purse with a shy smile. not necessarily a bad thing, but my boy is timidddd. except when he's not. and that's a whole other story. but alas, he only wants you to stop complaining about how much your 'shoulders hurt, i think they might fall off'.

daniel - would not put up a fight and I STAND BY THAT. carry my purse? already over the shoulder. my shopping bags, too? baby, that's why i work out. what about my heels? we can switch. no? fine. climb onto my back. he would make sure to ask someone to snap a pic too.

lando - would be the kind to want to help, but somehow lead you into some sort of trouble. an argument would probably start off when you get back to the car and hum for your bag. 'you never gave it to me,' would be all he says before your brows narrow. 'and don't come back without it!' you scream out after him, watching him speed his way back into the store.

oscar - would, OH MY GOD HE IS SOOOO BF MATERIAL, most definitely offer you a piggyback ride. he offers shyly, afraid you'd probably say no, but why would you? you would play with his floppy hair, and he would regret even offering in the first place for a split second, but when you spot his car from afar and peck his cheek? so well worth it.

[lindszeppelin]

I used to live in LA and I back up your friend saying paparazzi aren’t waiting for people, even in Malibu. I’ve literally never seen paparazzi but I’ve seen famous people. Like, REALLY famous people- who have been famous for decades and even in one instance was in the middle of a HUGE legal scandal. No paparazzi (and the legal scandal one was in 2019 so still very recent therefore regarding the same climate as how this stuff works now).

I don’t want to dislike Kaia (it doesn’t really feel good to dislike people, or at least it isn’t productive) but the more I realized the UK Daily Mail has been covering her or at least her family from birth, the more I realized she really isn’t anything special and just had PR this whole time. So many people still don’t know who or what a Kaia Gerber even is because not everyone loves fashion, we don’t live in a monoculture anymore where everyone is consuming the same content, and she’s hasn’t even done a lot in Hollywood besides being an obvious nepo baby by being so bad at acting and yet…she gets “caught” by the paps getting her damn green drinks and going to the gym? Make it make sense. That’s totally orchestrated. I can’t trust anything out of Kaia Gerber’s mouth once I put that all together. I know a lot of stars do this, but most actually have talent and we all know that she lol…doesn’t exactly have talent!

It’s all also a play from the Kris Jenner bible ( her and Cindy are friends…) by creating publicity and forcing relevance. Nothing is real or organic ( not even her social media…8 or 9 million last time I checked and yet most ppl I know in real life have never heard of her… #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmm). Side note: has anyone ever investigated her social media stats on social blade (blaze?) or does nobody care enough about her to look into it?

When people wonder why Austin and Kaia are hiding…it’s because they can easily hide. Maybe Deux Moi spotting or fans on cell phones sometimes, but again, we’re not in a monoculture so not everyone knows who they are enough to care if they saw them (and I say this as an Austin fan who’s glad he’s getting his flowers; however he only recently made it in a major mainstream way and not everyone saw Elvis/are now learning more about him via MOTA and Dune. All due respect to him but he’s still being cemented into culture in real time and isn’t say, Matt Damon yet…but hey probably one day!). Also regarding both LA and New York, as your friend said, celebrities are around so we largely don’t care and do not take pics when we see them. It’s soooo easy to hide as a celebrity. It’s ridiculous when people act like the paps invade a celebrity’s privacy or that Austin (or anyone else for that matter) must be “hiding” and can’t be living a normal life. HA.

Final thought: even though I said Austin is just getting warmed up, let’s be real and admit he’s more respected than Kaia and likely more liked/known regarding household name recognition. And yet KAIA is papped more than her bf who was nominated for an Oscar?!? And people think that’s just an organic occurrence? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 People need to do some critical thinking and realize what’s happening here!

holy shit i love coming back home from dinner and seeing this beauty in my inbox

you said everything so flawlessly that we have been thinking and saying for a long time, and it's great that you put it in these terms. nothing is ever real or organic about kaia, and kaia with austin together. there are a lot of people her age with talent that i can respect, but she has zero talent and only gets what she does through her parents and by dating austin. it's simple as that. her dating austin was just another PR maneuver to keep her relevant.

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Okay, so don’t respond if this makes you uncomfy bc like its kinda personal?

Anyways, I’ve dated/been with a lot of dudes (lowkey a slut but i love it). Anyway now im in a situationship with this Australian dude, and he’s the first Aussie I’ve been with. And lemme tell you he’s dirty and nasty.

Homeboy is doing things I couldn’t even imagine in sex, like he likes to eat his cum out of me?? (Im on bc and we’re both clean) while I’ve had it happen to me before, this man is so enthusiastic about it. (where i live is home to the most bland and vanilla dudes on the planet)

Anyways the entire point of this ramble is he made a joke last night and was like “It’s just how we fuck down under” and I was literally melting, and I can just imagine something like that with Oscar? Like him doing gross (in a hot way) stuff to his gf and dismissing all her embarrassment by just saying its because he’s Australian

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UGSUENCN u guys make me want a situationship or bf or smth So Bad. i want a sexy hot aussie bf who eats his cum out of me. its what i deserve. where do i meet these men.

oscar would soooo love embarrassing his girl w freaky shit he does to her tbh. he’d love watching her gawk at him in shock, stuttering at him asking what he’s doing. he’d laugh and tease her, call her is dirty girl. ask her if she wants him to stop and when she says no he’d laugh more and tell her what a freak she is for him, like “i bet you never thought you’d let me do this to you, but look at you, begging me not to stop! ur so cute baby, my little freak.”