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zemnarihah · 1 year ago

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also we got chinese food the other day and they gave us fortune cookies but the fortunes were all shit like "a tree stands taller when the bushes are trimmed" and had had manscaped.com on the back i think that should be like. illegal im not joking

#i want a whimsical blurb of meaningless wisdom not for you to tell me to shave my pussy. die.#i dont remember the other ones but they gave us 4 fortune cookies and they were all thinly veiled metaphors for shaving ur pubes.#and they all had manscaped on the back #btw im not even blaming the restaurant or anything bc it was a local place but i do think that the ppl on the manscaped marketing team shou #serve jail time for that. and for many other things they have been one of the most annoying companies for a long time but this is a bridge #too far like is literally nothing sacred. can we not have little fun things in life anymore without being advertised to.

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