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great. stay cool. hot one out there today.
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2 fanart#hey idiot maybe it wouldnt be that hot if you took the damn jacket off#anyways hngnhghngnghngnh parks and rec reference caption#i miss summer so much its unreal#its so fucking dark out#i </3 ny#i wanna live in a fucking desert#also sorry yall i was NOT about to draw his shitass tattoo
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It turns out teaching is a lot more fun when you're not violently depressed
#thank u lamicta1 🖤#good news: i can be enthusiastic abt science and teaching again#bad news: i fucking suck at drawing and maybe dont actually want to do my phd project anymore#like there r so many other cool things out there aside from chl f. like i dont really care that much abt it. i just wanna do eps stuff :-/#also. still cant read. but ya kno#will i still b here by the end of the semester? fucking who knows#now im like. FUCK. i wanna go back to the desert where there r miles of cyanobacteria dominanted soil#but i dont wanna live in las vegas :-(#unrelated
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Since I have finally defeated the horrors*, I'm starting to catch up on World Beyond Numbers after having fallen behind when school started after arc 1, and I did in fact have to pause to take a walk to get some baklava before getting too far into the Citadel food crawl because it is late afternoon and I was not gonna make it.
#*technically i finished classwork last week but i only got the last of my grades back last night and thank FUCK.#i did get straight As and thats what matters 😌#on a tangentially related note (being a nerd) idgaf about the discourse i want to be a citadel wizard so bad.#this place is like. nyc meets venice. in the desert. I WANT TO LIVE THERRRRE#and also i wanna be steel when i grow up.#like i said do not care about the discourse I hear it's horrific i am a citadel wizard apologist and i do not take criticism at this time.#i am vaguely aware of the discourse and I do already have thoughts on it but I'll be waiting to say more until i meet the coven.#HOWEVER. wizard apologist babey. i am assuming my hat for the summer.#wbn
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I am so insane about the desert. I am just a creacher. I want to live here forever
#any mutuals wanna move to the desert with me im flexible about where#i want to live here but i need friends#it’s something about all the fucked up rock formations……….#I’ve seen so many fucked up rock formations this weekend u wouldn’t believe#they are so………compelling#nobody understands my blorbo like I do lmfao#I’m still going to the desert but there aren’t fucked up rock formations where I’m headed which is a little sad#I’ll miss them#car life
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This whole Natlan situation is "funny" (/sarc) in the sense that the people who defend the designs are like "Not every Latino/South American (I genuinely cannot remember where Natlan is based on guys help a girl out) is black!!!!" and it's like... okay??? They aren't all milk white either???? Like what's your argument??? Everybody did the same thing with Sumeru when it released too. Like we get it honey, you're racist, now please shut the fuck up, you're not cool or "quirky" for discriminating against people
#listen I rarely ever go outside and some of these characters are paler than me#and these characters are supposed to live in what looks to be a tropical environment and are outside for a while like every day???#baby where's y'alls tans?????#so many people over on TikTok wanna cry whenever someone so much as suggests there be a dark skinned character#“we have xinyan and kaeya!!!” literally shut the fuck up#xinyan is neglected by hoyoverse and you all know it#not to mention that they have a streak of getting whitewashed by both the fans and official artists#cyno and cadence aren't any different#literally so many “dark skin” characters in the game are just tanned. they're literally just slightly tanned#don't even bring up iansan because from what I saw that girl is GRAY#like hoyoverse has proven with npcs that they're capable of making dark skinned characters#can't even use the “China censorship” thing because there are other Chinese games that have black characters and do them very well#there's literally zero excuse or justification#it's blatant racism & colorism#my brother spent like 5 days on a camping trip and his tan's darker than the characters who live in the DESERT
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okay so let's break it down. sir crocodile;;
protected luffy vis a vis daz bones
tried to kill whitebeard. decided like an hour later that it "wasn't worth it."
saved ace . from the marines .
protected luffy Again when he was passed out in jinbe's arms
#oda just give it to me. oda you know it's true .#one pieceblogging#the whole 'oh ho ho well i'm glad you made strawhat suffer BUT as a pirate i wanna punch you.' mister fucking lived in the desert for#AT LEAST !! 12 years !!!!!!!!!#crocodickblogging#this is also not including the impel down stuff ;; like you could make the argument that he wanted out and luffy was his best shot#but he was Very helpful !! he did a lot of fighting !! he could have turned into sand and found his way to the top and scuttled !!#he Immediately volunteered to ride a raft made out of a fucking door across the sea while being fired at with cannons -- as both#a df user AND someone with SAND-BASED powers !! he did it without a second thought !!#idk idk i know that wasn't For Luffy and i know that it was a lot probably so he could get out too but i thought it was really striking .
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ik i do rb scenic desert stuff on occasion but also i wanna throw my own photos on this blog so you guys can understand some of what i'm coming from for The Vibes. or smthin like that
#i currently have. three stories that take place in what is essentially the sonoran desert but fictional#ttw takes place in the city so it's not as overt as honeybee bc that one actually features the desert as a setting and not only#as the surrounding landscape to the city#when the smoke clears also takes place in the desert but i need to think more abt how that affects the setting if that makes sense#btw whenever i say i need to go wander in the desert this is what i mean hgkhfdl i live in the city tho so it's not as easy as just#stepping outside. gotta go drive n shit. i'd like to go on more hikes but maybe i should try to invite ppl on them idk#mmm. it's heating up though dunno how many people wanna go hiking in 80-90 degree weather. i mean i would but#<me saying that is not a flex i get cold once it drops below 70 i am pathetically bad at producing body heat#looking through my photos is also like. where the fuck are the saguaros. i see those bitches constantly#thicker than water#honeybee#when the smoke clears#honeybee worldbuilding
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Enough of fun sexy zones its time for derelict zones. Hashtag rotting buildings core
#hashtag bodies in the desert#hashtag starving#hashtag yknow how this is an apocalypse#fr tho i think abt the zones as this sort of fucked up ghost town so often#like obviously theres a lot of people but#they dont own that space. nobody has for a long time#they have a deity devoted to death for a reason#also smth ive been thinking abt a lot is making everyones outfits and gear and such seem a lot more used#making jewelry out of shit they find in the desert. like kobra and poison's key pendants#clothes are all handmedowns. theres a trade system#i like to think the only ppl who really have shit put together are dr d and his crew#and tommy chow mein who is a capitalist#ooooooh you wanna ask me about my danger days worldbuilding so bad#danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#chattering
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Trouble in paradise.... ..
#out.#gaming.#me: comin' to you live in the middle of a raging sandstorm#it seems like this young couple is not doing very well#anchor: how so common in today's day and age could you by chance tell us why?#me: no idea jimmy but i think this guy royally fucked up because the lady don't even wanna look at him-#the tales of romantic troubles in the desert never sleeps#awraxawraxa
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I’m so lucky to not fully understand wth these Arabs are crying abt talking abt khaleeji and oil Arab GIRL 😭 cause if I knew what they were talking abt ppl would’ve had their noses sucker punched right off their faces by yours truly like TF you mean Iraq isn’t a gulf country or khaleeji what the actual fuck 😭
#dora daily#common sense I fear that we are both ? it’s basic geography ?#DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT DUMBASS MAN WHO SAID ONLY SUNNI IRAQIS ARE LMFAOOO#need I remind you what Sunni Iraqis did 💁♀️😇 they were the allies of Saddam so I do NAWT want to hear a peep out of you#where are said Sunni Iraqis ? banished to the fucking desert of Iraq 😭 they’re outcasts and basically waiting for death do NOT get me going#there …#now ofc not all Sunni Iraqis are pieces of shit human beings which is unfortunate that I ought to clarify but believe me if they aren’t#allies of Saddam then they have the most disgusting of characters thinking they’re superior to Shia Iraqis#girl you live in a Shia majority nation tf you mean you have an attitude and superiority complex pipe tf DOWN 😭#also if you wanna be specific the south of Iraq is considered it ONLY as a person from nasriyah that would include me too#now I don’t exactly know wth this superiority complex abt being khaleeji and from the gulf is but factually that is the truth#and I hate to see ppl lying abt simple facts#also also ppl being so analytical abt Arabian dancing skills GIRL I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DANCE PERIOD#wdym you’re boasting abt what dance be srs dancing is not the be all end all of our culture uhm …
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girl help the heatwave is KILLING me
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please tell me where you got that quote from, it's so dumb and stupid it's fucking hilarious
I don't even know if it's real, but it sounds so dumb I'd actually believe one of the 4(?) writers wrote it
"Sustenance and Diet
Vacuans are known to call sand their "local spice", as it is very hard to get it out of their food."
My god Miles and Kerry interact with the internet- people who live in deserts have ways to easily keep sand out their food, this really shows they never interacted with anyone outside of their white suburbain bubbles. Am I surprised? Hell no but I am embarrassed they wrote this and didn't think it would sound really stupid and sus.
#I don't like Miles and Kerry as writers because these raisins are unable to accept any form of criticism#but I'll assume that was them trying to make a “haha funny joke”#and failing spectacularly#“haha guys get it they live in a desert and desert has a lot of sand and so sand is like their spice because it gets everywhere lmao XD”#don't get me wrong – that line is dumb as fuck#and I actually start to wonder if Kerry and/or Miles legit just lost their last remaining braincell that they were sharing#but I don't really wanna start throwing around “they're racist!” everywhere just because of this specific stupid supposed attempt at a joke#I just generally don't like to do that :/#but that's just me
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#hello to anyone who happens to b interested in the saga of my life... also maybe the irl person i gave my url to... hopefully my blog#didnt freak her out too much lol. anyway so its been a busy week? 2 weeks? month? year? life? its been a lot. my parents helped me move#across the country from the desert to somewhere that's beautiful and green. my dad is so jealous of me lol its so so so pretty and theres s#so much to do. will i do any of it? that remains to be seen but im gonna try to be better about that sort of thing. try to get some help#with the thoughts in my head that keep me from doing and enjoying most things. its weird like im decorating my new room which i love. the#location and living situation seem ideal and i really hope i can stay here all 5 years of my program but i was picking a lot of bright#colors and now it feel uncomfortable. like if i wear things that r too bright or my room is too bright without dark contrast it feel weird#like if im wearing it it kinda makes me feel sick. idk what thats abt. anyway. ill try to heal my brain and im just so happy to b out of the#southwest. i was so so so excited when we were leaving thr city and even more so when we left the state. i cant believe im here. in December#it felt like a million years away and i really truely could not fathom how i was gonna survive that long. my thoughts were so distorted. but#i did and here i am. and in like a month i should b starting my phd program and my parents were telling me how excited ppl r for me and#jealous of where im living and im glad. im glad they're excited. i think i am too but its under a layer of: if i get excited it wont happen#im not allowed to b excited or it wont happen. which is irrational but ya kno. anyway so that's yeah. im so happy to have a fresh start and#the town seems super cool. a liberal blip in a sea of... not that so theyre very visibly pride forward haha and i think itll b way easier#for me to get around without driving. and im gonna try to make friends. i need someone to tell me where to get tattoos haha. so yea im happy#but exhausted and i dont wanna go back to work and so so greatful to my parents for being wonderful ppl idk how bc both of them had fucked#up childhoods. like my mum will say the saddest shit and im like bro this is y i don't wanna talk to my grandma fuck her and my dads parents#r so fucked. like my nana is the reason im so fucking control freaked out but i kno i have issues and she has no insight and thinks shes#better than everyone. anyway hopefully i can get back to drawing a posting more now. ive been drawing it its been in a sketch book#like an actual sketch book for sketching big ideas thst r gonna take fucking forever to draw 😭#so that's all. just uprooted my whole life. thats all. but in a good way :-]#unrelated
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👉👈 yandere serial killer...??? Maybe?? Like just this big scary dude with a mask and a big fuck all weapon like a butcher's knife or something and hes so big and scary but he sees his darling as he's just head over heels in love and obssessed and stalks them and makes sure they are safe.
Maybe leaves gifts as a way to try and court his darling even (trial and error style)
So like he leaves maybe a dead animal like a fucking cat cause he's this kinda survival guy and he's trying to provide food but darling is freaked out, so he tries again with something else maybe bones. Doesn't work. Tries to figure out what they like and tries again with their favorite flower or something.
Like he's out of touch with society cause again big serial killer who likely lives out in the woods, kills people who get to close to his home etc so he's really trying to win over his darling who lives closer to the town/city or something.
Just.... I just love big scary man who is so scary and mean but is ONLY nice and soft to his darling and tries to be so gentle, especially if his darling is much smaller than him.
No pressure if you dont wanna do this! Just!!! Giving out some ideas!
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♡Bunny
Yandere! Serial Killer
A/N : thank you for requesting! I changed a few things if you don't mind💖 this is like an intro for him? I'll write more if people like this dude
T/W : Obsessive behaviour, murder, mentions of dead animal.
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"─yet another body has been discovered near a park at Heartfelt Avenue this morning. The police were alerted to the scene after a man who was walking his dog stumbled upon the deceased body covered with deep cuts that were shaped into a heart. This marks the twelfth victim of the serial killer, 'Lovelorn' that has left communities in fear──"
The news forecaster were cutted off as [Name] switch the television off. Their stomach churned with uneasiness at the reports of the new killing. With the serial killer still on the loose, god knows who'll be next?
It could be them.
It's a terrifying thought but a probable possibility. All of the bodies were found near their place of living, meaning that the killer is not far from their area. Moving away is not a choice for them, they could barely make enough money to stay afloat.
[Name] will have to put up with the murderous maniac's antics until they were caught and placed behind bars.
"Shit── I forgot I have to cover for Stacey today!" They cursed out, hurriedly changing into their horrendous work uniform.
Working a late shift at a cafe wasn't exactly their choice. [Name] usually worked the day shift── stressful but far better than being all alone at night when there's a lunatic who's going around stabbing people. Their coworker Stacey had an emergency today and had practically begged [Name] to cover for her shift as no one would take up on it.
[Name] don't blame them, no one in their right mind would voluntarily throw themselves in a situation where they would ended up in a news headline.
However, adulting is hard and it drains your sanity slowly and [Name] already lost theirs a long time ago. Plus, they really need more money otherwise they'll have to live off cup noodles.
What ever could go wrong? The killer had just slain a person today, they couldn't possibly attempt to do it again could they?
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Everything went wrong.
It had been mind numbingly boring shift, the cafe were deserted at night with only a few people coming in and getting out as soon as they got their drinks.
[Name] were tempted to just sleep through their shift in the break room. Their boss won't care──probably.
"Can't something interesting happens right now? I'm bored out of my mind──" On cue, the lights suddenly begun flickering before shutting off.
Fuck. They're not bored anymore.
[Name] jolted in their place when the main door slammed to a close and their heart stopping momentarily as they saw a figure running towards the backdoor entrance.
They raced towards the exit──there's no way they're going to investigate it! They value their life more than this store they worked at──and try to pry the door open but discovered to their horror that it has been jammed!
Before they could attempt to break the glass door with a steel chair, they heard a noise from their former place behind the counter. [Name] eyes widened in fear at the sight of the figure they'd seen running earlier.
The man was muscular and had a red horned mask on, in his hand was a large butcher knife that serial killers loves wielding. Had their life not being in danger, [Name] would've laughed at how cliché this situation they're in.
"H─hey buddy, that's a nice looking knife you got there" [Name] says as they held onto the steel chair tighter, ready to wield it as a weapon if needed to.
The killer only stalked further in silence, ignoring [Name]'s remarks. He only stopped once they reached a good distance from each other and [Name] were confused, is he fucking with them?
Their confusion only furthers when the killer drops a fucking dead rabbit in front of them. Horrified beyond belief, [Name] looked at the horned masked man who stared at them as if he's waiting for a praise.
"Wh──wha..?" They could only croaked out timidly.
"It's for you" The killer spoke in his deep voice, elaborating no further.
Their eyes almost bulged out of their sockets as he dropped a human heart next to the dead rabbit. [Name] felt their knees weakened as they fell on the ground, disturbed at the sight before them.
Mustering whatever courage they have left within them, they asked the killer that's towering over them.
"Wha──what are these f──for?" Stumbling over their words from how terrified they were.
The killer, holding a flower in his hand──they looked freshly cut from the stem──lowered to their level of ground and spoke in his gravely voice that's strangely laced with a certain gentleness and love.
"M' courting you cause' I love you"
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#tw: yandere#yandere#yandere oc#yandere x darling#yandere x reader#yandere x y/n#yandere x you#gender neutral reader#yandere male#yandere headcanons
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aftercare with Jason bc he’s so sweet after breaking the bed :((
ugh, thank you for giving me something new to daydream about.
yall these exams are gonna kick my ass next week god help me
(mild spice, mainly sugar sweetness, gender isnt specified, race neutral) mdni
Jason is such a sweetheart
With the rise and fall of your chest, the room was filled with the quiet sounds of you desperately trying to breathe, your hands tightly wrapped around Jason's neck.
Your body trembled as he pulled one last intense orgasm from you. Your voice was rugged and your throat felt desert dry from the strained gasping and pleading he'd elicited from you all night. His thrusts are now slower, but deeper. "f-uck.." he whimpers, emptying himself into you, and then he nips at your earlobe. He leans down to your sweaty forehead and places a kiss there, then more down your cheek. You let out a breathy laugh and reach your hand up to caress his cheek. He grabs ahold of your hand, bringing it up to his cheek anyway, then placing a wet kiss along your knuckles. "You're...so fucking beautiful..." he mutters breathlessly against your hand. "look at you.." he places more kisses across your palm. "How'd I ever get so lucky..." His black hair mostly sticks to his forehead, with the occasional curl tickling your face. You finally found your words, kissing him softly on the lips, and wrapping your arms around his back pulling him down. "I wanna stay like this forever Jay..with you." A tired smile appears on his lips as he slowly pulls out of you, smug at the tremble of your legs from the sensitivity. "Yeah but it'll be a bitch to pee later," he says rubbing your cheek with his thumb mindlessly. You roll your eyes at his obviousness. Leaving you with one last kiss, he reaches over to the bedside for your water bottle, lifting it to your lips to drink. "c'mon, open up." You accept the water with relief, and he partakes in it as well. You lift yourself on your elbows slightly, and then you notice the bed seems to be creaking a lot easier than it did previously, but you don't put much thought into it. Jason goes to the bathroom for a while to clean himself up and comes out with a wet washcloth and wipes, wearing gray sweatpants. "You're not gonna like this part, come on you gotta pee," he says. he kneels at the bedside, scooping you up into his muscular arms bride-style. you groan in pain at the sudden movement . he gently places you on the toilet, and leans against the sink. "Jason did you.. break the bed?" He begins running hot water in the tub. "You're the one who kept telling me to go harder and faster, I don't wanna hear it." you attempted to hide your embarrassment. "I ordered some food for you, it'll be here by the time you finish your bath." you slowly sink into the water, feeling the warmness engulf you and relax your muscles. "How'd you know what I wanted to eat?" you questioned, leaning against the smooth tub. "If I asked you, the stores would all be closed by the time you could make up your mind. trust me you'll like it." you laid back in defeat. he left the bathroom and came back with a book, two candles, and a glass of your favorite wine. you watched in awe. as he filled your favorite glass with the liquid, and sat crisscrossed on the floor beside you. He lit the candles one by one, then handed the glass to you. "for you, my love," he said with a cheeky smile. you accept the glass, your heart pounding in response. how did you get so lucky? meanwhile, he's taking in your form with awe. how the hell did he get so lucky? you both smile mutually, staring into the eyes of the love of your lives. "I love you so much Jay," you mutter, making his heart flutter. he leans over the tub, placing a kiss on your nose. "I'm so in love with you y/n."
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#yesss no it takes time#to me it's like. less the soul is literally taken or lost more the wearer loses themself#the masks open a black hole within you#show you your worst fears and make you lose everything and you cant do anything to stop what you see#so even if you fight what you see for the first hours or even days what you see is so real that eventually it drives you mad#so if the mask is removed sometimes the person can be brought back but they'll be super traumatized by what theyve seen#and sometimes they cant be brought back#sometimes they lose their souls to that fear and even if the mask is removed theres not a person behind it anymore#just an animal. theyre all fear. sometimes you take the mask off and nothin changes#their mind still makes them see everything even of the mask is gone#and sometimes theres nothing at all. just a shell of a person in a comatose state that never comes back#but yeah the wearers are just stuck in the simulation the masks put them in and they cant close their eyes or do anything to get away#real i have no mouth and i must scream vibes#and thats how they lose their soul
tags by @blood-injections
Thinking about if drac masks didn't immediately remove the soul of the person they're put on. The masks melt onto the person, basically becoming a new layer of synthetic skin, but they don't always melt instantly. In the midday sun in the middle of the desert it probably is almost instantaneous, but at night or somewhere where its cold it takes time. The masks have a low heat tolerance so even the warmth of the person's skin will make it start to melt, but without an external heat source it could take a couple hours for it to melt on to the point where it can no longer be removed. And the soul isn't removed entirely until the mask is at a point where there's no hope of removing it, it just kind of starts to pull away and so it can be drawn back too. For the company, it's standard procedure to not allow new dracs to be placed anywhere where there's a threat of their mask being removed for the first 24 hours at least because before then the mask might not be secure. It's also standard for drac holding cells to be kept warm to ensure every mask stays on. For killjoys, more specifically those who believe in the Witch, it's standard to cut off the mask of a new drac if possible, even if their body is already damaged to the point where it should've killed them, because without the mask on the Witch might decide to put them back.
#FUCKK I LOVE THIS SO BAD#i wanna incorperate this into my hcs so bad#also imagine how new dracs get treated. like with captured kjs i think bli gives them like their own little living quarters still treats-#-them like ppl bc they wanna gain the kj's trust and use it to manipulate them yk.#but dracs. dracs arent people dracs arent going to become part of the system theyre not even animals theyre nothing theyre basically-#-just products for company use.#there would have to be like a quarentine period almost where theyre left alone in a hot place probably tied so they cant pull the mask off-#-so it can properly fuse and then there really is no escaping bc even if you get the mask off its like a second skin and if you skin-#-someone theyre gonna die from blood loss shock infection or whatever theres no way to save them after it fuses#and even if you did somehow like you said theyre super fucking traumatized or even comatose#a lot of ppl hc that certain characters refuse to kill dracs or always take the mask off bc they know it could be a family member but-#-anyone whos been in the desert for a bit or knows anything abt dracs puts them out of their misery and doesnt try to take off the mask. if#-thats someone you love you do not wanna know.#and also i wonder if by doing what bli asks the simulation is made better at all and thats how bli keeps them under control#or like if they see bli personnel as the opposite of their worst fear like the thing theyd wanna see most#this my beloved
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