#i wanna kiss HIM SO FUCKING BAD

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price blowing out matches montage 🕯️ 🔥

[animeluvr1000]

RAAAAAAAAAA THE ENGINEER ONE THO!!

How the TF2 Mercs Kiss! || TF2 x GN!Reader Headcanons

Scout

VERY eager, but VERY inexperienced. Spends more time hyping himself up by bragging to you about how he's totally made out with so many girls before.

Surprisingly shy at first, heartwarmingly innocent and wholesome in the beginning. Chaste and fluttering kisses that helo him gian confidence.

If you seem receptive to him, Jeremy gets a lot more bold and experimental. Yeah, he's never kissed anyone with tongue before but that ain't stopping him now.

Overall, he's adorably innocent. Playfully tease him while you show him the right way to kiss.

Soldier

Surprisingly amazing kisser and I will die on this hill. God tier SSS+ Class kisses every time.

Have you ever felt an all-consuming passion in one kiss? A man's entire feelings and being as you lock lips?

Master of subtle touches, there is no "just kissing" with Jane. His hands sneak to cup your face, a hand on your waist that pulls you ever so close to him.

This mf will give you the best make out session of your life and nobody will ever believe that you actually love SOLDIER. MISTER ROCKET JUMP HIMSELF.

Pyro

Pyro kisses more with their hands and with little rubs with their cheeks on your skin.

Has a huuuuuge thing for you kissing/taking their fingers into your mouth, and they find it just as affectionate and intimate as kissing. They like being able to see you fully, rather than feeling your lips on thier mask and vaguely seeing you.

They feel more of a grounding connection when they see you, holding them by the hand. It's like you can't be affected by their hallucinations when you are so close to them.

If you are blindfolded and like, DEEP committed into the relationship, you MIGHT feel cracked and warm lips against yours. It's loving and perfect, but weird. You much prefer the Pyro you know they're comfortable with, rather than forcing them to conform to the standard around you two.

Engineer

God, he kisses like warm chocolate. Languid, lovely, and fucking addictive.

Always a tad romantic to it, he'd never platonically kiss you on the mouth. Murmurs out a little "c'mere hun" or "there's my love." before every kiss.

HAND. HOLDING. This man cannot help how his fingers intertwined with yours as you kiss- even just a quick kiss! He tries to sneak hold your hand!

No matter the context, scenario, or pretense, as soon as you pull away he gives you this sappy ass lovestruck smile. Goofy half smile full of affection. The amount of LOVE in this mans EXPRESSION-

Demoman

Probably the most fun to kiss out of all the mercs. He's got an air of casualty about him that makes you feel comfortable- be it platonic or romantic.

His lips are always ever so slightly chapped due to the alcohol on his mouth, but his kisses are full and comsuming of all your senses.

Tavish and you just kinda view kissing as another form of affection between you two, just like cuddling or quality time. You taste more alcohol than him sometimes, but the little giggling hum that Tavish unconsciously lets out when he's content tells you all you need to know about how much he likes you.

Likes to kiss you randomly. Oh, gave him a cup of coffee? kiss. Passed by him in a match? kiss for good luck. Changed the channel on the TV? you seemed bored, kiss kiss kiss.

Heavy

This man kisses like the world will end tomorrow. Every single time. It's always heartfelt and possessive and like he put all his feelings into the kiss.

Minikisses are his favorite. After a long and devoted kiss, he breaks the gesture, only to kiss you briefly again, then again, and again.

Usually the minikisses travel around your face and neck as his hands wrap around your back and waist.

He wants to surround you- to drown you in love. He wants to make you feel safe and protected with every act of intimacy.

Sniper

This man is a coin flip between tender, earnest kisses and wildly possessive kisses.

Gentle handholds and private smiles meant only for you OR pinning you against the nearest surface with a bold grasping on your face as he claims you more than you could ever realize.

He loves claiming you in both ways. He likes when you give yourself to him as a gift and, in turn, offering himself to you. But that prey drive in him loves to chase you too.

Mutters between kisses about how much he needs you to live.

Spy

Knows exactly how to push all the right buttons with you. He puts his hands and caresses you in all the right spots.

Every kiss is deliberate, means something, and has the intention of making you wrap around his finger for him to completely his.

His kisses are languid and drawn out, as if he is that too-expensive alcohol he adores so much. Wave after wave of pleasurable class oozes from him as he dizzies you deeper into his web of affection.

This man is able to make you infatuated with a single kiss and he absolutely loves how he can make you sigh in exhiliration.

Medic

Imma be real with you chief, he's the worse kisser out of the bunch, but the passion is outmatched. This man is ruled by the tip of his tongue and the zipper of his pants when he's around you.

He's rough and overpowering, the need to drown you in pleasure flips in him like a fucking lightswitch. Hands all over you, wherever he can grab at.

Honestly? He'd be fine if you two weren't more intimate and only kissed, he'd be fine with that. He'd love to just spend hours making out with you.

Uses kisses to distract you when he needs to do blood tests on you or general needlework.

[xochimillilili]

Bwuhh feel so fucking drippy just thinking about being a plushie of sorts to fuck and cuddle with before bedtime. Blushing so fucking much imagining their hands on my skin, how they'd squeeze my chest n run their hands along my tummy, hips and thighs, and absolutely losing it imagining them asking me to play a bit before sleep !!!

Wanna be a soft plushie for them to hold and grope and cuddle, even more since I'd be petting and kissing and cuddling them back, wanna feel them press their knee against my needy cunt while I grope them back and make out.

I just wanna be a sweet whiny mess for them, praising them and giggling and making the dumbest of sounds while they use my body to get themself off.

Doesn't matter if I have to take charge and fuck their face asleep or have them sleepily hump away at my thighs while they suck on my tits until we tire out, I just wanna be a pretty toy for them to play with until they fall asleep !!!

[taegimood]

oh for fuck’s sake for fuck’s sake FOR FUCK’S SAKE FUCK I’M ???????? SOOBIN YOU LITERALLY CANNOT DO THIS FUCK PLEASE I’M-

[mawrrbid]

I want to kiss him... Please... Just... One kiss...

[hornlessdemon]

i made a whiteboard with my friends and obviously almost everything i drew was cotl related (ft. a little "TvNauta" that slipped in the screenshot)

leshy what the fuck

[thereaderinsertlady]

I love my sweet boys that I made up completely in my head

[mazojo]

Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Nancy Kovak

Diary of a Madman (1963) dir. Reginald Leborg

[angelbambisworld]

This mf just doing anything

Anyways if I was Shannon I would force this man to be my housewife. Fuck being in the hottest band in the world, go make me another grilled cheese sandwich.

[bisexualjonahsimms]

Sweets is so cute in the night club episode :((

[teddybeartoji]

underground boxer rin

YOU WISH HARM UPON MEEEEEEE FUUUUUCKKKKJWVEKEVEKEBFIWVFJ BLOODY SWEATY BOXER RIN YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDDDD HIM INSULTING HIS OPPONENTS IS SOOHOT TOO PLEAASEEEE HIS ANGRY FACE IS SOOO🥴🥴🥴🥴

i think he'd try to act like he doesn't want you to clean his wounds bc he's fineeee but when you tell him to sit down he does it immediately like a puppy . and i know he loves the attention you give him it gets him going so fast lmao you're standing so close and he's still so pumped up and now you're right there and well.. he just might pop a boner okay....... god imagine sucking him off after a match mmmm he's soooooo so worked up i think he'd be a biiiit rougher than he usually is too.............. much to think about you will pay for this my beloved

[disasterofcondom]

Only sub needy bucky barnes can fix me.

[ruuinxs]

saikechi “back to the old house” by the smiths the line “and you never knew how much i really liked you, because i never really told you”

[reunioninn]

hey look... wanna give him a kiss?

(because if you dont, i will 😊)

[ryujiinxx]

need me some fat bitches(bubba sawyer)