#i wanna bounce between shipping them and them just being extremely platonically in love

[citrine-elephant]

thinking about leon asking chris to help him with recovery and to get on his ass about his alcohol consumption

and he just wakes up in the middle of the night to see the silouhette of chris fucking redfield right outside his bedroom shouting "you better just be pissing, kennedy" as he's trying to get out of bed

and leon just starts fucking screamin

[deeply-obsessed]

Ship Wars; Seokjin/Everyone

"Hyung!"

Seokjin smiled at Taehyung through the mirror, not being able to turn around and look at him face to face since the stylist was working on his hair and he didn't want to mess up the hard work she's been suffering through for the past hour. It was Jin's request to make it absolutely perfect for the fan meet they were attending.

Taehyung's signature boxy smile appeared as he dragged a plastic chair next to Seokjin and stared at his hyung's reflection with a bright expression that warmed Jin's heart.

"Wanna know what I was told today?" he asked giddily, knee bouncing rapidly in untamed excitement at the knowledge only he knew so far.

"What?" Seokjin questioned.

He was kind of nervous for the news. If Taehyung was excited enough for him to become so fidgety, then Seokjin wasn't sure if he could survive the fan meet only hours away. After all, Seokjin was supposed to be sitting next to him and he didn't know what Taehyung had planned.

"Sejin-hyung said we can give fan service," Taehyung exposed quickly. "I can give you so much love and I don't have to hold back!"

Seokjin sighed in relief and nodded lightly, laughing slightly at Taehyung. "I'll be waiting for your endless love, Taehyungie," he responded with just as much enthusiasm as his dongsaeng.

Without another word, Taehyung walked off towards the dressing room.

Jungkook, who had been getting his makeup done right next to Seokjin, frowned deeply at what he just heard.

"Jungkook-ah, try to keep your face soft, please. I can't do my work if you have wrinkles," the older woman scolded lightly and Jungkook gave her a sheepish smile.

"Sorry noona," he apologized but she just smiled at him and waved off the apology.

°•°•°•°•°

"He's planning something, I know it!" Jungkook whispered fiercely at Hoseok and Jimin as they ate in the mostly empty cafeteria.

Jungkook made sure that the topic of their conversation was nowhere near. From the information he gathered ten minute earlier, Taehyung was getting his makeup done and Seokjin was napping with Namjoon in the practice room so they weren't around to hear him hate on the second maknae with a devious mind.

"He just said he was gonna express his love right? What harm can that do?" Jimin asked disinterestedly causing Jungkook to stare at him as if he killed his dog or something.

"Are you an idiot?" the maknae asked.

Jimin's jaw dropped in shock at the insult coming from the kid he once watched cartoons with when they first moved in together. He mourned the sweet, innocent little trainee Jungkook that turned into such an asshole that like to pick on his hyungs. Jimin was about to put him in his place but he wasn't given the chance.

"He's right Jimin. This is Taehyung we're talking about. Remember he's got no restrain when it comes to loving hyung," Hoseok interjected.

Jimin scoffed in disbelief. "He's not stupid! He knows not to act so rashly, especially out in public, right? He has great self control! Help me out here Yoongi, please!"

Jungkook and Hoseok immediately started looking for the older boy, both somehow not thinking of looking in the direction Jimin was staring at.

"I'm right here, idiots."

The two clueless men turned to the end of the white table and saw Yoongi sitting one seat away from Hoseok, his cheek pressing against his arms that acted as a pillow against the table.

"What the fuck? When did you get there?" Jungkook asked in confusion.

"I was here before you got here, kid. I'm just amazing at hiding my presence," Yoongi answered with a yawn.

"Since you've been here the whole time, that means you listened to the conversation right?" Hoseok asked and Yoongi nodded. "Then what do you think about the situation?"

"Please say you're on my side," Jimin pleaded. "Have some faith in Taehyung."

"I'm on the side that'll allow me to keep Taejin from happening," Yoongi answered simply with a lazy shrug.

"And that is that!" Jungkook exclaimed slamming his palm on the table that made a loud noise ring through the empty room. "We're initiating plan 'Keep Taehyung away from Seokjin-hyung' right now. Lets do a good job guys, I think we have a high percentage of coming out victorious."

"Victorious on what?" Seokjin asked walking towards them.

Jimin smiled brightly upon seeing him. "Sit next to me hyung!"

"I need to get my food first but I'll be back, okay?" Seokjin said placing his hand on Jimin's shoulder briefly.

Jimin stood up and clung onto his arm. "I'll go with you. I was waiting to eat with you anyways."

Seokjin cooed and grabbed Jimin's face with both hands, pressing their foreheads together. "You're such an angle, Jimin," the eldest grinned.

Jimin lead Seokjin towards the buffet leaving behind a shocked Hoseok and Jungkook. Even Yoongi's jaw dropped at seeing how easily Jimin was able to get Seokjin's attention.

"That fucking traitor!" Hoseok hissed. "He's taking hyung's attention!"

"Let's focus on Tae right now, he's the real threat," Yoongi reminded.

The other two occupants of the table nodded and they left to get dressed since the fan meet was starting soon and they were still in their casual clothes. They didn't expect to bump into said threat as soon as they walked out the door though.

He was already dressed, arms crossed and an annoyingly smug smirk on his frustratingly perfect face. "My goal today is to make Taejin the most popular Seokjin ship out there. You can't stop me."

°•°•°•°•°

The real problem was that Seokjin and Taehyung were sitting next to each other, but thankfully since the fans were right in front of them, Taehyung couldn't do anything too drastic. But still, it was hard work. It was extremely difficult. It was complete hell to try and keep Taehyung away from Seokjin after they were allowed to walk around the stage.

Taehyung was so obviously trying to hang off Seokjin but there was one small interference keeping him from getting through with his plan.

Jimin.

His tactic was to 'playfully' drive Tae away all the while clinging onto Seokjin. Poor, oblivious Jin didn't notice the glares filled with legitimate annoyance with an ounce of jealousy.

After many failed attempts, Taehyung eventually succeeded on hugging Seokjin's arm to his chest, but Jimin was quick to pull Jin away from Tae and instead hugged Jin to his chest.

Seokjin laughed bemusedly when Taehyung hugged him from behind. The sandwich hug began to become painful when both boys squeezed Seokjin with too much force, trying hard to pull him away from the other but clearly it wasn't helping their situation.

Jimin popped the eldest's lower back unintentionally and Taehyung squeezed Seokjin's upper torso to the point where it was getting difficult to breathe properly. Seokjin eventually started complaining and he was only released because Yoongi and Jungkook pulled off the two koalas by their shirt collar.

That was when Yoongi's solo plan was coming into action. He asked Jungkook for help only because he was immature enough to fight with both Taehyung and Jimin for trying to choke Seokjin.

Yoongi intended for his heroic moment to earn him one of Seokjin's heart warming smiles of appreciation or at least get a pat on the back from him, but of course things don't always work out smoothly.

Namjoon happened to be walking by and subtly pulled Seokjin along the stage until they were far away from the maknaes who were arguing with their eyes and expressions.

Yoongi scowled at the smile that was supposed to be directed at him now being directed to their leader.

The world was way too cruel.

°•°•°•°•°

"At least Taehyung didn't get to do anything too drastic," Hoseok said to Jungkook.

They sat in front of the mirrored desk where they had gotten their makeup and hair done by the stylist noonas hours prior. They were taking off all the cosmetics from their face using makeup wipes since the day had ended and they were getting ready to go home.

"Yeah but have you seen twitter? Fans are gushing over the sandwich and Namjin. They gained a lot of attention," Yoongi mentioned with a sigh as he stood behind Jungkook and began to wipe his own face. "Couldn't even get a smile. Fucking Joonie," Yoongi grumbled but the attention was already off him.

"Jimin is a traitor," Jungkook said as if stating a fact. "Can't trust that little munchkin."

"Not my fault you didn't do anything today. Taehyung did say we could give some sort of fan service."

Jungkook glared at Jimin's reflection in Hoseok's mirror. He was standing behind him looking all smug and proud and Jungkook couldn't help the dissatisfied click of his tongue.

"I'm gonna put all Jin ships to shame, just watch me," Jungkook said confidently.

"Oh so you're going against us?" Hoseok asked. "You're doing a Jimin?"

"Hey, don't name things after me!" Jimin exclaimed smacking Hoseok on the shoulder but just like how they did to Yoongi, they completely ignored him.

"I can't trust you rats. I'm going solo. Jinkook will be the main ship not only in Seokjin's category, but mine too. It is my one true desire and I'm not letting any of you get between our precious romance."

"What's going on?" Namjoon interrupted, entering the room with Taehyung following behind him.

"Jungkook wants to be the main Jin ship apparently," Taehyung said tsking, having heard the conversation clearly because unlike Namjoon, he wasn't distracted by his phone. "Although we know that Jinkook is a platonic as hell bromance."

"Taejin is as irrelevant as flip phones now a days, I'm pretty sure we have a chance at overpassing you," Jungkook said, an arrogant tone to his voice and an even more arrogant smile at Taehyung's offended gasp.

"Take that back you ugly fetus!" Taehyung shrieked as he ran towards Jungkook but Namjoon stopped him.

"Guys, calm down," he said. It earned him a silence as the two maknaes breathed deeply to calm themselves down. "Besides," Yoongi, Jungkook and Taehyung frowned at that, Jimin held his breath as he awaited for their leader to continue and Hoseok had his lips shaped into that one Korean consonant that they often compared his lips to when he was mad. And he was, they all were because they knew what Namjoon was gonna say. It was as clear as daylight. "Namjin is 'The Ship' of BTS. You can't overcome it."

"Oh no you fucking didn't," Yoongi whispered and then there were five bodies holding Namjoon down as they pinched him harshly as revenge for even bringing up a fact they were trying so hard to destroy.

When Seokjin walked in ten minutes later, having come back from the cafeteria, he panicked over Namjoon who was slumped on the couch, worrying 'rashes' all over his skin.

The others regretted leaving marks because Seokjin actually thought Namjoon ate something he was allergic to and it only made him want to stay by his side. He even gave their leader water from his Mario themed water bottle. The other five members that watched from afar tried not to get jealous over the indirect kiss they know they shared, but it was so damn hard.

All Taehyung could think was, 'How did my plan backfire this bad?'

Life was truly unfair.