#i wanna be eddie munson’s cute witchy girlfriend

[ghost-proofbaby]

So I work at a witchy store and this guy came in with a list of things he needed to pick up for his girlfriend, it was a list of stuff for a spell like herbs and candles. The guy didn’t have a clue about spell work but apparently she was doing spell for him cause he was applying for a new job and I just can’t help but imagine eddie totally doing that for his cute witchy girlfriend. 😭

PLEASE.

eddie with a cute witchy girlfriend is a need. i can see him doing that, and being fairly clueless but so supportive (you make him a mini protection spell jar and he protects that thing with his life. damn near worships it).

but i can also see him being so curious and his nerdy self diving headfirst, letting you teach him everything and getting so involved. if you rant about a coworker, he’s already ramping up about a hex jar, gathering the supplies all eager and pissed on your behalf, and you just have to talk him down like “babe. babe. no, no hex jars. we’ve talked about this. nope.”

baby boy also probably loves going crystal shopping or will find cool downtown areas that cater to both your wants, lil witchy stores for you and comic book stores for himself. he gets a pretty new set of dnd dice, and you get a few crystals for your collection, and he loves to put them all together and be like “look baby! my dice look like they could fit right in with your clear quarts!! this one is almost the same shade of green as your adventurine necklace 😏😏”