#i used to think im so strong and ripped like. i lift 25kg sugar sacks and i think im cool. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

honeyed-disgraceful · 2 years

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What in the absolute fuck i have been held back and lifted OFF MY FEET LIKE A CARTON OF MILK. MY FICKING LEGS WERE ABOVE THE GROUND LIKE 50CM. WHO IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL DOES THAT. HE PICKEF ME UP LIKE YOU PICK YOUR CAT UP TO MOVE IT. LIKE FROM UNDER MY ARMS AND MOVED ME FROM ONE POINT TO ANOTHER LIKE I WAS A PACK OF CIGARETTES. NO SWEAT NO EXERTION WHAT IN FUCK

#all this because i was trying to prevent him from seeing my ex who went to the parlor to get a cake.#clearly looking around to see if i was there but i hid in the lab #and this fucker was like #oh youre not gonna stop me haha #aMD FUCKING LIFTED ME AND PUT ME BEHIND HIM AND WENT OUT IN THE FRONT????????#came BACK AND SAID #why didnyou fuck that rat im literally chris evans compared #THE SHEER MOTHERFUCKING AUDACITY.#misc #oh my god what the fuck happens in this life #i used to think im so strong and ripped like. i lift 25kg sugar sacks and i think im cool.#and this asshole lifts me who im twice that and doesnt bat an eye. zero effort.#i feel so cringe #a

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