#i tried one of my plugs who i dont buy from that much tbh and wowee ive been typing this post for like 7 minutes my brain is lagging so hard

[anomalouscutie]

15 minutes into this blunt and i burst into tears after thinking about my father for 3 seconds

[hurricaness]

how old r u?

u could go to a few clubs after 10 pm and ask around if ur not shy, but that’d be one hell of a mission, cause you’d probably meet someone who’d direct you to someone who’d direct you to someone etc etc until u found a plug that has what ur looking for, and if you don’t look like the type of person who does drugs (or if u look too young or too old) ppl might be reluctant to actually help u out — and if they do, expect plugs to charge u 3x what they charge ppl who are in the scene (and there’s not much u can do ab that tbh; drugs are expensive and we need customers like u for the profit to actually be worth the risk of getting caught). BUT BE CAREFUL if youre going to shady clubs or “trap houses” without someone experienced with you — it’s not as dangerous at it seems, really, most users and local dealers are nice ppl just tryna do their thing and stay out of trouble, but ofc there’ll always be bad ppl tryna spike up ur drink or smth, so don’t let ur guard down

but frankly, i think ur best option is to ask someone u know irl. like, go on instagram and look for that 1 chick u went to high school with that used to smoke weed, even if you’ve never even talked to her. i know it’s easier said than done but don’t be shy, i promise u ppl rly dont give a fuck

regardless of how you do it, if ur friendly and ask around enough, you’ll eventually find someone who has contacts for everything. for me thats my ex bf (who’s still one of my best friends); he’s very extroverted and friendly and outgoing and he could get me anything. before i met him, i could get pharmacy drugs (shit like xanax, adderall, codeine, etc) easily cause i have infinite prescription talons, and i could easily get weed and coke if i wanted to (i very rarely feel like it) cause there’s a point of sale for drugs in a park/square in my neighborhood where i used to hang out a lot so i’m a familiar face there and i know who to approach for those, but i had trouble getting anything else (like lsd and mdma, which are favorites of mine). even though im in the scene and im sure i could find sources for other things if i asked around enough, i avoid doing that cause i’m introverted and actually pretty shy irl, not to mention i have to be extra careful ab who i talk to since i myself sell too and already got a reputation in my neighborhood, so i cant risk talking to a tattle. so i only managed to get my hands on shrooms, lsd, and some harder to find stuff like muscimol, dob, dom, etc, when i met my ex bf — he’s like a walking phonebook of drug sources cause of how extroverted he is + he works in politics and, yk, politicians are all involved with these things. (and he grows his own shrooms for money but also for fun, it’s really sweet how much he loves working in his “garden”). but i’m getting really off track here

if you want, we can exchange numbers and i could also send u some links of trustworthy websites that sell shrooms. they’re all run by people i know personally (friends of my ex) and they don’t usually do international shipping but if i ask my ex to talk to them and ur willing to pay for that, they’d probably agree to it. if u live in north america or europe, that would actually probably be cheaper than buying from a local plug, you’d probably only spend ab 20 dollars for 3 grams (the usual starter dose for shrooms — but i’d advise you to buy another 6 or 7 grams so you can have an intense trip some other time if you enjoy ur first, beginner one) + shipping, cause my country’s currency is really “devalued” rn so even tho it’s expensive here, it’ll turn out pretty cheap when u convert it to dollars or euros. and i have no idea how much shrooms cost wherever u live, but it’s probably more than that, cause these guys actually dont profit much, they sell for 25% more than what they spend on growing the shrooms, and it’s a lot of work (seriously, i see my ex doing it and i’ve tried myself and it takes several hours of meticulous, annoying work for days just to get a few). but even tho i can vouch for them, you’d still be giving money and ur address to a stranger on the internet, and who’s to say i’m not scheming to steal ur money, yk? (i’m not, i wouldnt even be profiting from it, but ofc you’d still be taking a leap of faith — and so would i, cause who’s to say ur not a narc lol). but i’d only feel comfortable helping out if u can prove that u are at least 16 years old

i’m guessing you’ve already done ur homework on shrooms, but i could also help out if u have any questions ab it, it’s a subject that i love chatting ab — one could say drugs are even a special interest of mine fr, i like studying them even more than trying them out; i study medicine and pharmacology. getting high is just chemical reactions, pure science, and at the same time it’s a deeply spiritual and philosophical experience that a lot of people report to be life changing. and i believe that if u study those chemicals and human physiology enough, you can “control” the spiritual part of it and make sure that you find what you’re looking for in ur trip

I want to try shrooms for nerdy spiritual reasons, but like how do you even begin to find a plug or trip sitter when you don't have irl friends all of your friends are straight-edge and also I'm scared of the Dark Web :3

[brotherzsadist]

Dont hate me but, the rest of the applicable questions.

Why would I hate you?

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?

I prefer intimate but rough is often needed sometimes too

22. When was the last time you masturbated?

Solely for myself, almost a year ago

23. When was the last time you had sex?

A few weeks ago

24. When was the last time you watched porn?

I have no idea, I don’t care for it

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? 

Yes, the last I bought I think was a butt plug and vibrator

First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

The first toy someone bought for me was a sleeve

26. Guys: Circumsized?

I wasn’t until I was 25? I think my master had me pierced when I was 25 or so that’s when I was circumsized

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Back, stomach, nipples

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Obviously my dick

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?

I don’t wear underwear, in the winter black briefs 

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?

Yes and sometimes

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?

No

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?

No

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Yes

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

This morning

36. Which wet dream was your favorite?

I don’t have a favorite but the one this morning was pretty good

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Yes

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Sure

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?

Yes

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?

I do this frequently

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?

Missionary or from the back while on our side

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Doesn’t do anything for me

43. Are you into any BDSM?

Yes

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

I haven’t been denied by anyone but more so denied myself so I guess yes?

45. Turn on's?

Lingerie

46. Turn off's?

Not gonna lie, I like it when it’s a little sweaty, gimme that natural musk but when someone is just straight up funky, no thank you

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?

I don’t have a lover, but yes I have a few fantasies 

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?

Phone sex, yes. The other two, no

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?

Fuck, I don’t know

50. Do you like dirty talk?

I like the idea of it but I feel ridiculous when I do it

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

It depends. I’ll gladly watch and help, and if they want to do the same then sure

52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yes

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?

Being beating after getting caught by the other person’s parent

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?

Same as 53 tbh

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Don’t care for it

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)

Just hetero 

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?

Haven’t watched anything recently

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?

All of it is stupid to me, it’s just overly fake

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?

Yes, my ex master is I don’t know how many years older than me and as long as the person is of age, I think about them too

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?

I don’t have a favorite

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?

No

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?

Surgeries no, but my ex master had me pierced for aesthetics and pleasure

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?

Why not

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?

Depends on my relationship with them, if we were close I would tell them

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?

No

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

I have

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)

Yes

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?

when I was 13

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position, only from masturbating a certain way)

There’s multiple ways

70. Favorite type of oral?

I like giving me more than receiving 

71. Strangest sexual position you've tried?

Her feet was up by my head, her head was down by my feet, we were holding hands and just kinda meeting in the middle. Instead of just rolling off she kinda just fell backwards and laid on my legs but was still trying fuck, it was odd

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?

Pretty sure 71 was made up

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Dominant but I do like to be bossed around

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?

Yes

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?

Yes

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

I have and no because that wouldn’t be a one night stand

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

I have and no

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?

Yes

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?

Before and after me, yea

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?

I have not gotten pregnant lol I do have children though

83. Birth control or condoms?

Birth control is easier but I’m fine with condoms

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?

I have once and it was weird 

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?

Doesn’t everyone assume everyone masturbates?

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?

Who?

87. Do you have any STDs?

No

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?

Celebrity, once or twice

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?

Yes

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?

Both

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?

No and I have rejected someone

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?

Yes

93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?

Yes

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?

It was intended

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?

yes

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?

told several

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?

kind of question? yes but i don’t have one now

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?

see question 97

99. Do you like masturbation?

No

100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

YES