#i took 5ever to think of questions LMFAO

[elaphaemourra]

I think your Bounty Hunters are the only ones I haven't offered love to. Therefore... If each one was forced to work for a "Karen" (not your Jedi lol), and they couldn't get out of it unless she disappeared or died or w/e, how would they handle the utter fuckery that comes with Karens? :D

Fjjddjd Mihkan thanks u for distinctly excluding Kaeiryhn fjdjdjjd.

BRILLIANT QUESTION FOR THE HUNTERS. I am ATROCIOUS at getting hunters off Hutta djejdjd, so 2 or 3 of these haven't done Basically Shit yet fjdjd. But I put in a Bonus Bab to make up for that.

Jeni has a thing about contracts and promises. She's actually kind of notorious for being very 'what you sign for is what you get'. If you contract her for Murder, and then after everything is agreed to you ask her to bring the target in alive, you're getting a corpse. A solid 'be careful what you wish for' scenario. She doesn't renege on contracts or promises, and they're on a 'first come first served' basis. She'd shut off her commlink and her holo to get the nagging to stop, get the job done, then come back. If the Karen got Shitty and refused to pay, they'd get a blaster bolt through the foot and a compact flamethrower pointed at their face. Jeni doesn't renegotiate terms.

Tiro'zhen is, unfortunately, the kind of person who would sit in silence and get Anxious as they try to help the person through their Bullshittery. Like, poor dude. They need some Help.

Editiovultus!!! EDV!! He's a bit of a special case. He's kinda like a Wraith, but fucked up. Bc wraiths take 5ever to move from body to body, do it at will, and if they die in the body, they die for real, and they're attracted to Force Users. That's Opposite of EDV. He can only leave the body he's inhabiting if he's killed, and has to quick find the nearest force-insensitive person to kick out of their body (force users are too resistant to his Shit) or else he'll start losing bits of his concept of Self and just go back to being an Idea. The last person he took over was a hunter, so he is now. If the Karen is Force-Insensitive, he might just do a quick Stab And Body Snatch. One less Karen in the world, and he gets a new body. If not, he's just rolling his eyes and Dealing until he can kick them into a pit.

Persem's like, level FOUR, she's Baby. But already she's lied her way through a contract, and would 100% Lie and promise she was doing Everything As Specified, be Super Agreeable with Everything Stated, while she's Definitely Not, and then skip town before the Karen figured out she was essentially scamming them.

Mihkan's the kind of person who would fistfight a Karen in a grocery store. Because they're being shitty to the cashier, who he doesn't even know. He'd throw hands with a Karen. Of all the people here, he'd be the one to disappear a Karen. Pop them in carbonite, leave them there, because whatever they're doing is probably Shady As Fuck and likely to the detriment of innocent people and he's Not Into That Shit. Fuck That. Get rekt, Karen.

BONUS ROUND: VOXEKET GREER

Not Technically a bounty hunter by my fckn, What That Game Say or whatever. He's just some Merc, Vibing. Vox DID steal a Jedi's lightsaber tho, and is 100% the type of person who would just, SURPRISE, STABBY a Karen. He's a little bit of a dweeb but he's just kinda, He Vibes lmfao. He vibes and is Careful, but would also murderize someone for being too Salty about how he does shit.

Here's their slides!!!

[ikki-gai]

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a: age - 18

b: birthplace - Romania

c: current time - 20:30 - 20:50

d: drink you had last - water

e: easiest person to talk to - I guess mom. There’s no one really to talk to anymore; everyone is either busy or we’re not close enough

f: favorite song -  Plastic Tre/e songs, ペンタゴ/ン songs, and Pop/py’s songs.

g: grossest memory - I saw so many gross things, I dunno. Bugs are the most gross

h: hogwarts house - I once took a test and it said Slytherin. Though, I was like 15 or so.

i: in love? - Nope

j: jealous of people - Yea, sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s things and experiences, because I’m poor as shit, we can only afford basics. I can’t even think of a trip to Greece or Bulgaria, where prices are usually low as shit. So yeah, I get so jealous because people my age or younger have experienced such awesome things and half of them aren’t even grateful for what they got. 

k: killed someone - No

l: love at first sight or should I walk by again? - Walk by again, like maybe 5 times

m: middle name - Nicoleta

n: number of siblings - None

o: one wish - To succeed in life and have money and someone to love me ay

p: person you called last - No one, I don’t call people

q: question you are always asked - Lately it’s been ‘what uni are you going to?’ or anything related to that cause it starts in a week

r: reason to smile - Roleplay <3, food, anything related to pentago/n

s: song you sang last - Pla/stic Tree - Lily Tree

t: time you woke up - Around 8:30am, because this lady had to come over early to get her meds

u: underwear color - Black and white, it literally has the pattern of a cow lolol

v: vacation destination - None except I’m moving to Sibiu for uni so that’s a change

w: worst habit - Being lazy, not working out, not reading, I’m mean to mom sometimes and I really shouldn’t be, being impulsive and not thinking when a new situation comes out.. being late with replies lmfao

x: x-rays - I got a lungs one when I was a kid, I kept getting colds too quickly and too often

y: your favourite food - Cheese 5ever. I love most food but nothing beats cheese like..

z: zodiac sign - Sagittarius