#i too am afraid and angry about smart home shit 🫡

[shatlass]

my epic jake and amir bezos spam:

even more ass talk than usual this episode. very cool

return of the shit shower shave photography!! does this mean amir still takes his famous jakey candids??

amir has bad aim specifically when handing his phone over to jake (2: electric boogaloo)

amir did not and does not have a garmin jake and you need to learn to accept that :(

that ring doorbell is a peep hole for bezos to peep your peep while you sleep. now take a seat (unfortunately sitting down is very uncomfortable when you have an ipod nano and an oura ring up your ass)