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shatlass · 1 year

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my epic jake and amir bezos spam:

even more ass talk than usual this episode. very cool

return of the shit shower shave photography!! does this mean amir still takes his famous jakey candids??

amir has bad aim specifically when handing his phone over to jake (2: electric boogaloo)

amir did not and does not have a garmin jake and you need to learn to accept that :(

that ring doorbell is a peep hole for bezos to peep your peep while you sleep. now take a seat (unfortunately sitting down is very uncomfortable when you have an ipod nano and an oura ring up your ass)

#loved this new ep the banter felt so natural and quick #also i love when amir is right about shit in a bad way #i too am afraid and angry about smart home shit 🫡#sidenote: i only learned about oura rings a couple weeks ago from skipping through the ads on a sweet 16 sunny stream #every ad was like flavoured water and this ring that looks dumb as fuck #australian ads r goofy but at least we don’t have ads for flavouring our water and ugly + bad smart wearables #jna

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