#i told him i got him an xmas present last night and he keeled into an overwhelmed crouch like three separate times | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

baladric · 2 years ago

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one of my friends predicted a long time ago that i would end up married to a rat man, and i’ve been like nah i like pretty and fashionable people but now i definitely have what feels like the most fruitful crush i’ve had in a long time on a quintessential rat man and i’m like. äh, the ordeals of being known.

#i've been wary of them until last night #like aware that they're cute and fascinating #but the running joke has been that the entire friend group would make out w them if given the chance #but last night we actually spent most of a 4-hour yule party shooting the shit and getting in each other's faces #and im like... god dammit...........#don't do this to me heart....................#their core hyperfixation is anime and i am so not about that life..............................#(nothing wrong w anime i just can't watch it bc i have to be able to split my focus when i watch s/t)#(and you Really can't do that w actual good anime)#(which he watches bc he is a discerning individual)#like listen we'd TALKED before but i actually had his full attention for entire twenty-minute intervals at a time #and then caught him Looking at me a lot in-between and i'm just like #AUGH #i want to be MEAN to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and also sit his twiggy ass down and make him deal with receiving direct and unabashed affection :/#i told him i got him an xmas present last night and he keeled into an overwhelmed crouch like three separate times #and i was like Oh Cool A Button To Push #and HAMMERED on that fuckin thing #bc it was clearly the fun kind of overwhelmed #got that exuberant babblerant motherfucker to full-ass goddamn blush and i am CONSUMED

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