#i told amanda that im keeping gale around because the party needs one (1) normal guy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jacqcrisis · 9 months ago

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I love Gale's pose when talking to Lump the Enlightened. I've never seen him do it before. Karlach, Ronan, and Astarion are all basically in 'ready to go if this gets bad' stance but Gale?

what's going on there buddy? Why are your hands specifically clasped there? You're staff is behind you, so that's not very good form for a master wizard. Why you look so nervous? We literally just killed so many gnolls. An ogre and his two lackeys who say good words shouldn't be a problem for us so what's wrong, my guy?

What's your opinion on Large Eloquent Monster Man, pal o' mine?

#adding this to the 'gale is a monster fucker' conspiracy folder #he looks so uncomfortable #just imagining him sweating and shifting a lot #god i love him #like we already know he had sex with an Actual God #so i mean... he's got SOME kind of bend to him #its why i assume he likes hanging out Ronan and isnt mad about vampire man and is just really really excited about meeting Raphael #i told amanda that im keeping gale around because the party needs one (1) normal guy #and then today i got the 'actually im a bomb' speech #amazing. im keeping him. he's the party pet.#he's here to do so many spells and keep me entertained with his excruciatingly bad timing with those big speeches of his #bg3

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