#i thought they’d at least leave a little water for the frontierland vibe but no sireeee
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the funniest thing about disney parks is that they’ve gone from having superb masterplanning and cohesive, or at least coherent, themes to using the same approach as preteen me as a casual player of roller coaster tycoon. you start with a decent idea, but—oops! didn’t leave enough space! oh well, just start putting things wherever it fits and change that all inclusive main gate ticket price to individually pricing every single attraction on top of an outrageous entry fee. it’s kind of amazing we manage to get anything that still looks okay with this method, but it does leave all of the individual parks as kind of a mess of planning.
#theme parks#disney parks#if you didn’t hear the cars land at MK is not in fact going beyond thunder mountaib#it is very much IN FRONT OF IT#i thought they’d at least leave a little water for the frontierland vibe but no sireeee#that river is GONE gone#no love lost for tom sawyer island but the parks need some fuckin water
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