#i thought the motor oil was just funky syrup and we put it on our waffles

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Welcome to the lower-middle-class ingredient house! Your options for dinner (or any meal, honestly) are:

Dry pasta

Chocolate chips

Stale tortilla chips

Suspicious apple

7 years expired freezer shredded coconut

Raw oatmeal packets (we ran out of milk again)

Spoonful of peanut butter (we also ran out of bread)

Chocolate syrup

Raisins

Used motor oil stored in the syrup bottle that looks exactly like normal syrup (with the exception of being slightly watery and tastes like shit)

Paper

Day old rice and room temperature mangtomas (its a filipino thing)

Dry plain cereal (still no milk)

Lunch meat

Granola bar that has been to hell and back 26 times

Chug water till the hungry goes away