#i thirst watched this for him

[flwrkid14]

Tim Drake does one of those ‘Tim Drake Responds to Thirst Tweets' videos. At first, he's all awkward smiles and blushing as he reads the tweets. Some of them are flirty, some are downright bold, some he questions if they should even be told on camera, and he’s trying to stay composed, but you can tell he’s dying on the inside.

Then, as he gets to the last tweet, it's something like, ‘Can confirm: Tim Drake is even hotter in person, 12/10 would date again 😘,’ and he pauses, eyes narrowing, because that sounds way too familiar. The crew behind the camera is trying not to laugh, and it finally clicks for Tim.

Turns out, all of the thirst tweets were sent by his boyfriend, Danny, using fake accounts just to mess with him. Tim’s face just drops, and he mutters, 'I’m going to kill him,' but you can see the fond smile creeping in because he’s not actually mad—he’s just done with Danny's antics. Cue the video ending with Tim texting Danny something like, 'You’re so dead when I get home.' with the most murderous, yet flustered face ever.

And now, fans are losing their minds in the comments about how Danny would totally do that just to make Tim blush on camera (because its like hottest thing they've ever seen???)

[aithusarosekiller]

Imagine how mad everyone would be when 'school sweetheart, funny, sassy, modern Adonis, gryffindor prince James potter' had almost the entire school in love with him and chose to go for 'nasty, angry, Victorian looking Slytherin seeker Regulus Black, who pretends to hate him all the time'

And James doesn't even care he's just head over fucking heels for his boy

[sainz100]

Max (and Daniel!) in a few 2018 commercials for Jumbo and Esso | x x x

[mysicklove]

ruthlessly degrading yuuta that only ends up with him crying about how much his dick hurts from how hard he is :/

[quakearts]

Various Jinbe doodles

[liquidloz]

[jazeswhbhaven]

i'd risk it all, contemplate if i actually do want to be eaten. season myself up, go take a walk in this three digit weather so i'm covered in sweat, pass out on the floor and wait for him to show up and let it happen only to find out he didn't mean "eat" me he meant eat me.

like???

don't squint at me like that, don't stick your tongue out like that, because i literally feel like you're just doing that so i'll bite the fuck out of you Beel.

[saltoru]

thinking about how sickening it must be to be gojo's s/o, watching his fight with sukuna and seeing people bet money, make profit, and make live comments on whether he'd ever return home.

[nouearth]

i need him so bad lord 😭

[feyd-meowtha]

I am not immune to the powers of young Hugh Grant

[winterfromtevinter]

If I made an Illario. Would anyone clap.

[lilacxquartz]

haha….. d-do i have a type

[saotoru]

dude i'm so sorry i'm sending you so many thirsts, please know you don't have to respond to any of them with anything. i just have so much need for leon and i need to set it down somewhere, ya know?

BUT OKAY ANYWAY i need to make di leon cum in his pants like omg..... i saw a post a while ago about his 32 x 32 wrangler jeans and FOR SOME REASON it's possessed me to think about his boner in said jeans and him being so aroused he doesn't even have time to take it out before he cums

like maybe just sitting in his lap, making out with him while he holds your waist and you're idly grinding your hips away on top of his, barely aware you're brushing against his boner until he falls apart just UGHHHHGGGG

NONNIEEE PLS never be sorry i love love hearing your leon thoughts!!!! & DI LEON + DRY HUMPING?$!!?? im salivating oh my GOD

di leon strikes me as someone who’d be a lil cocky at first–he’s confident when pulls you by the back of the head for a kiss, you can taste it in his smile and the way he nips your bottom lip. probably says some dumb little quip too when you fist the front of his shirt about how someone’s needy for him; nevermind how he was hard the moment your lips met his.

that all changes when you sling your leg over his lap and sit right on the bulge of his jeans. suddenly the air of confidence is gone and the tables have turned–leon swears he can feel you. all of you, the outline of your pussy through your panties and how hot you’re burning for him through the layers of clothes. now you’re the one kissing him, nipping at his lip, smiling when he moans at the first roll of your hips. the rush it gives him goes straight to his head and he’s dizzy, so so turned on that it’s a struggle to even kiss you back–he can only grip your waist tightly while he humps you </33 the worst part is that you don’t even notice that he’s falling apart beneath you, until you feel a wet spot form against the fabric of your underwear and realize that he just came in his jeans like a virgin<3

[alicentsaegon]

Purity culture regarding fictional characters is not limited to Tumblr young adults because the other day my step-dad was criticizing my mom for thirsting after Al Pacino in The Godfather because "he's a killer and a mob boss"

[blood-ology]

There are two types of people who watched good omens season 2; the ones who ended up obsessing over david tennant (again), and the ones who ended up obsessing over michael sheen

[b0yybunny]

HABIT COCK HABIT COCK HABIT COCK HABIT CUNT HABIT CUNT HABIT COKC HABIT ASS HABIT COCK HABIT CUNT

Having a bonerific time with these well endowed dividers by @sister-lucifer