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Tim Drake does one of those ‘Tim Drake Responds to Thirst Tweets' videos. At first, he's all awkward smiles and blushing as he reads the tweets. Some of them are flirty, some are downright bold, some he questions if they should even be told on camera, and he’s trying to stay composed, but you can tell he’s dying on the inside.
Then, as he gets to the last tweet, it's something like, ‘Can confirm: Tim Drake is even hotter in person, 12/10 would date again 😘,’ and he pauses, eyes narrowing, because that sounds way too familiar. The crew behind the camera is trying not to laugh, and it finally clicks for Tim.
Turns out, all of the thirst tweets were sent by his boyfriend, Danny, using fake accounts just to mess with him. Tim’s face just drops, and he mutters, 'I’m going to kill him,' but you can see the fond smile creeping in because he’s not actually mad—he’s just done with Danny's antics. Cue the video ending with Tim texting Danny something like, 'You’re so dead when I get home.' with the most murderous, yet flustered face ever.
And now, fans are losing their minds in the comments about how Danny would totally do that just to make Tim blush on camera (because its like hottest thing they've ever seen???)
#brain dead#dead tired#tim drake#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#danny would make tim watch the video with him once it came out and tease him through each tweet#danny loves pranking tim especially when he gets all flustered#i think tim should do all buzzfeed videos#the thirst tweets#the puppy interview#the whole 9 yards please#what do you think dannys dirtiest tweet was
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Imagine how mad everyone would be when 'school sweetheart, funny, sassy, modern Adonis, gryffindor prince James potter' had almost the entire school in love with him and chose to go for 'nasty, angry, Victorian looking Slytherin seeker Regulus Black, who pretends to hate him all the time'
And James doesn't even care he's just head over fucking heels for his boy
#reg is gorgeous but James is the one everyone is thirsting over#and then they see him making heart eyes at reg and go 'wtf has that nasty bitch got that I don't'#reg is also hyper aware that everyone is in love with his man#and is equally pissed off bc that's HIS man and smug that they all just have to sit and watch#knowing that he didn't want any of them#jegulus#starchaser
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Max (and Daniel!) in a few 2018 commercials for Jumbo and Esso | x x x
#max verstappen#autumn posts#daniel ricciardo#filing under things that are just new to me#truly so random but I fell down a wormhole of watching old f1 ads#learning so much about sponsors!#and omg Max!!!!! his smile!! the domestic vibes of the last one ommmggfmggm#love making little gifs#also thirsting rambling but even just him brushing his teeth 😵💫... thinking thoughts#and in an apron...🫠#I'll stop there!!!!!
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ruthlessly degrading yuuta that only ends up with him crying about how much his dick hurts from how hard he is :/
#mello.thirsts#yuuta thirsts <3#you watch tears dribble down his face and ask him if you were being too mean but he just shakily points to his stained pants and pleads#for you to touch him#i am#going insane
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☆ I need everyone to get immediately 10000% less normal about this guy ☆
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#rottmnt splinter#lou jitsu#himbo#babygirl#myne#it's sooo weird to me how little lou jitsu is there in the fandom#first time I watched rise I immediately got so intrigued by splinter past as lou#i'm so sad we could have had MUCH more of him#also why no one thirsting over the character DESIGNED to be thirsted over???#i need to do everything myself around here
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i'd risk it all, contemplate if i actually do want to be eaten. season myself up, go take a walk in this three digit weather so i'm covered in sweat, pass out on the floor and wait for him to show up and let it happen only to find out he didn't mean "eat" me he meant eat me.
like???
don't squint at me like that, don't stick your tongue out like that, because i literally feel like you're just doing that so i'll bite the fuck out of you Beel.
#whb#whb beelzebub#whb blurbs#i'm thirsting over beel again#i can't stand him /j#because why was he standing there in the showers just watching and waiting#more gifts??#you're the gift beel
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thinking about how sickening it must be to be gojo's s/o, watching his fight with sukuna and seeing people bet money, make profit, and make live comments on whether he'd ever return home.
#:(((#i could never stomach watching that :'#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru x reader#and probably comments of people thirsting over him HAHA
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i need him so bad lord 😭
#✰ : nou.rambles#john krasinski#i also had the fattest crush on him when i watched the office for the first time#GOD#my man still looks good btw#also idk if there's a thirst for the office fics#but i write for jim btw#HAHAHHA
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Yeah I know Neil Newbon from Detroit Become Human and Baldurs Gate and yes he does wonderful but when I meet him at Dragon Con this year I’m getting him to sign an OnlyCans: Thirst Date poster
#when I watched the game theory on this parody game#and I hear fucking NEIL NEWBON#I can’t let him live this down#royal rambles#neil newbon#bg3#astarion#dbh#dbh gavin#Gavin Reed#elijah kamski#dbh kamski#onlycans#OnlyCans thirst date
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If I made an Illario. Would anyone clap.
#i love him so much he is a pathetic wet man#illario is my wife neve is my husband you feel me???#but anyway let me finish that whole crow storyline before i truly go crazy w it#and finish setting up neve too#rather proud of myself I caught up on *most* of what i owe today#now to watch solas thirst edits until i fall asleep#✧ ⸻ ⧽ ❛ steve blues clues voice: we just found a clue ! ( ooc )
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haha….. d-do i have a type
#anime crush#this all started when i watched naruto at like 12 and decided from that point on i like emo boys#knowing fully well that kenjaku would dissect me yet i still simp#levi ackerman my beloved i will always hold you dear in my heart#choso deserved so much better i love him#i am one of those unhinged satoru gojo fan girls you see in a tiktok thirst edit comment section#rengoku is so cute i would have loved him as a friend tbh#makima would step on me and i’d love it#sung jinwoo was almost a no but then that cave scene happened where he went feral and i was like HELLO#they could never make me hate you shoko i will be your ride or die
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dude i'm so sorry i'm sending you so many thirsts, please know you don't have to respond to any of them with anything. i just have so much need for leon and i need to set it down somewhere, ya know?
BUT OKAY ANYWAY i need to make di leon cum in his pants like omg..... i saw a post a while ago about his 32 x 32 wrangler jeans and FOR SOME REASON it's possessed me to think about his boner in said jeans and him being so aroused he doesn't even have time to take it out before he cums
like maybe just sitting in his lap, making out with him while he holds your waist and you're idly grinding your hips away on top of his, barely aware you're brushing against his boner until he falls apart just UGHHHHGGGG
NONNIEEE PLS never be sorry i love love hearing your leon thoughts!!!! & DI LEON + DRY HUMPING?$!!?? im salivating oh my GOD
di leon strikes me as someone who’d be a lil cocky at first–he’s confident when pulls you by the back of the head for a kiss, you can taste it in his smile and the way he nips your bottom lip. probably says some dumb little quip too when you fist the front of his shirt about how someone’s needy for him; nevermind how he was hard the moment your lips met his.
that all changes when you sling your leg over his lap and sit right on the bulge of his jeans. suddenly the air of confidence is gone and the tables have turned–leon swears he can feel you. all of you, the outline of your pussy through your panties and how hot you’re burning for him through the layers of clothes. now you’re the one kissing him, nipping at his lip, smiling when he moans at the first roll of your hips. the rush it gives him goes straight to his head and he’s dizzy, so so turned on that it’s a struggle to even kiss you back–he can only grip your waist tightly while he humps you </33 the worst part is that you don’t even notice that he’s falling apart beneath you, until you feel a wet spot form against the fabric of your underwear and realize that he just came in his jeans like a virgin<3
#anon tag#chews him alive. i want that old man NOW.#i haven’t even talked about what the scene of him getting stepped on does to me#people will watch that and still not see him as a sub😭 crazy#he was SMILING. loves getting stepped on like a sl*t#thirsts tag
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There are two types of people who watched good omens season 2; the ones who ended up obsessing over david tennant (again), and the ones who ended up obsessing over michael sheen
#for the sake of this post everyone who doesn’t fit this dichotomy doesn’t exist anymore sorry :/#except for the both? both. both is good people. I support you guys#I keep seeing posts about how good omens s2 reignited peoples david tennant obsession + all the thirst posts made about him.. meanwhile Im#over here being tempted to watch the good fight again because roland blum is an asshole but I want to plow him into the ground#the urge to mass reblog michael sheen stuff is strong guys I probably wont be able to resist#good omens season 2#good omens 2#good omens#michael sheen#david tennant#me talking
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HABIT COCK HABIT COCK HABIT COCK HABIT CUNT HABIT CUNT HABIT COKC HABIT ASS HABIT COCK HABIT CUNT
Having a bonerific time with these well endowed dividers by @sister-lucifer
#god lord i want him. made me realize i liked men and i was a man. god what a being. i need him#habit thirsting is gettong worse. re watching emh again
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good day to everyone especially all the people who were involved in making this man this beautiful
#the upside of consistently dying on my first professional run is that i get to watch the cut scenes over and over#the glasses make him look even more perfect how??#leon s kennedy#resident evil#resident evil 4 remake#character design#leon kennedy thirst
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hey toei was this necessary to animate.
#i watched a few wano clips awhile back and they drove me insane enough#BUT THIS GEM WAS HIDDEN UNDERNEATH HELLO?#WHERE AM I#monkey d luffy#luffy#luffyfyy)#$.$;&€]£|!\#i need him so bad.#tin talks#more like thirsts idk#help me.
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