#i think till would be super popular but not for the good reasons 😭

[shakingparadigm]

there was a poll about the main four in a normal setting and everyone was bodying till so hard 😭😭. Like absolutely no one voted for him as the most popular one in their group, he had the worst grades, the worst wardrobe, he was the most teased member... bro cant ever catch a break fr lmaooo

LMFAOOO Till punching bag of ALNST real.

Till getting bodied in polls is so funny 😭??? it definitely checks out if I'm being honest. Literally cannot catch a break. General ed grades are a mess, his physical state is terrible, mental state is even worse, living conditions absolutely abysmal, he can't make friends and the few he did manage have all left him. Most unphotogenic human alive. Started a fight with a kid smaller than him and got his ass beat. Teased and humiliated relentlessly in the official arts. Constantly sleep deprived. Almost never shows up without bruises or scrapes. Up against freak #1 in the final round. Now he's losing polls 😭 heart and talent but at what cost

[ninjago-confesshions-blog]

im so sorry man my phone broke and i had to get a new one and i lost all my notes i had to turn into confessions 😭 anyway,,, may i ask what YOUR hcs are?? bc im interested i wanna know

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for all the ninja or just cole? ya know what, have all of em bestie!!

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Kai:

- 5'11 so about average height

- Amber Eyes

- Cuban features, very pretty brown skin

- He has a very athletic build. He's tall, and slender, although he's pretty jacked. think of what a marathon runner looks like. Yeah he's got that body type.

-Legs for days.

-BRACES!!! I'm sorry I just LOVE guys with braces and I think Kai would look adorable with braces. Here's my explanation, he has an overbite that didn't get fixed till he was an adult due to obvious reasons, and it caused complications, so he's gotta have braces. He's SUPER insecure about them but his boyfriends (yes I ship polyninja) find them adorable.

-Pansexual. If he finds you hot he finds you hot, no doubt about it.

-Cis male, he/him

-Kai has a naturally higher body temp than normal people, making him quite popular for cuddles in the winter time. Although unfortunately, that means he's absolutely miserable in the summer time. He has to take a lot of precautions in the summer to make sure that he doesn't collapse from heat exhaustion or heat stroke.

-SUPER into fashion and fashion design. I headcanon that he had to sew a lot of their own clothes when it was just him and Nya because it was cheaper, and he actually ended up loving it. So, he saved up some leftover cash and bought a couple of fashion magazines sometime in his early tweens/teens, and FELL IN LOVE!! He got invested into he world of fashion, and now he's basically a fashion guru. He's always got an outfit for every occasion, and doesn't mind giving his friends fashion help or advice. He even made Jay an entire Fritz Donnigan cosplay for Comic Con (or whatever Ninjago's equivalent is) -Also my boy can drum! Yeah shocker I know, but for some reason I have always loved the idea of Kai being a really good drummer. I think it's because he reminds me a lot of my friend in real life who's a drummer. But yeah, he's a really good drummer.

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Cole:

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- 6'2, my mans is TALL

- beautiful dark brown eyes <3

-Indian features, beautiful dark brown skin

-This man is a bear if I've ever seen one. He's big, he's strong, and he's got that amazing dad bod that we all love.

-Gay man

-Cis man, he/him

-He's autistic! He's really sensitive to noise, and sudden loud noises can give him panic attacks. His special interests are art and music theory.

-He has REALLY high empathy levels, and he's really sensitive. He just hates to show it because he was raised with the idea of "Boys don't cry" He's been taught to hide his emotions, so that's what he does. But in reality, he's a really sensitive dude. As time went on, and as he worked more and more with Sensei Wu, he learned that emotions weren't a bad thing. They're what make people human, and over time he became very emotionally mature, and in tune with his own feelings.

- He's got tattoos. Idk what I love about tattoos on guys, but I think they're just incredibly attractive and cool. He doesn't get them to look tough though. He gets them because he thinks that it's a cool form of art, and he wants to take part in it. Some tattoos mean a lot to him, and some he just got because he wanted to put a cool piece of art on his body. His favorite tattoo was the first one he ever got. It's a tattoo of a lily in honor of his mother.

-PIERCINGS!!!!! He's got gauges as well as an eyebrow piercing. He also has snake bites.

-My boy is a really good artist, he just refuses to admit it. He has so many sketchbooks filled to the brim with doodles and sketches. He will literally die if anybody looks through them though.

-AMAZING guitar and bass player. He's never been one for performing, but he loves to play on his own. Whenever he's stressed out he'll pluck out a bass line or a guitar riff, and then all is well.

-Huge poet. He loves to write songs and poetry in his free time, and he has an entire notebook full of little songs and poems. He's been doing it since he was very little, and he often writes in times of distress as a coping mechanism. The only other person he's shared them with is Kai, just because they've been together the longest. All of his poems are very personal to him, and he pours his heart out into each and every single one.

-Yeah, despite being pressured to perform his entire life, he does have a genuine love and respect for the arts. He just hates being forced. He'd rather do things on his own terms rather than being forced to do them, and once he got away from his dad, his love for the arts began to return. Although, no matter how much time passes, he will always hate performing. Although, he doesn't mind making an exception for his boyfriends.

-HUGE dog lover. He feels like dogs just fit his vibe. He likes cats too ofc, he loves all animals, but he loves dogs the most. His favorite type are big dogs you can just wrap your arm around. His favorite breed is the Newfoundland.

- His aesthetic is very grunge. He wears a lot of old band tees and ripped jeans. He also doesn't mind wearing a spiked bracelet every once in a while too.

-His favorite form of expression is music. He loves to listen to it, and he has a playlist for about every feeling, experience, or idea out there.

- He developed his love for soft rock through his mother. When he was little, they'd listen to the soft rock station together whenever they had the time.

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Jay

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-5'6, he's short lmao

- Jay is very thin, but he's very lean. He was basically made for speed and agility. He's not very strong, but his wits and quick feet easily make up for it. He defeats his foes by outsmarting them, and throwing them off balance.

- Irish features. This dude is as pale as paper in my eyes. If he steps out into the sun he needs to put on like 4 layers of sunscreen or else he practically disintegrates. Although he's built up a real nice tan due to all his time spent outside working on the bounty and other various projects of his.

- VERY green eyes. Very vibrant.

- Bisexual, but no specific preference. He doesn't really care for labels, so he just chose Bisexual for simplicity's sake

-Trans FTM, he/him.

-His parents were very supportive, and he was able to transition young. Nobody knows his deadname, and he's never gonna reveal it.

- AMAZING singer. He's got the voice of an angel. He just hates singing in front of people lol.

-He LOVES pastel kawaii fashion. Lots of oversized pastel hoodies in his closet.

Yeah I don't have a lot of headcanons for Jay I'm sorry :/ I never really got that emotionally attached to him, so I don't really have a lot of headcanons for our boi (Don't get me wrong I still love him tho he's adorable!!)

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Zane:

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-6'3, the tallest of the ninja.

-Very tall and slender, although very athletic build just like Kai. Think of what a marathon runner or basketball player's build might look like. That's Zane.

-Don't really have a specific ethnic HC for Zane because when I imagine him in my mind, I only really see his robot form and not his human disguise. Like, I just see his titanium robot form but human lol.

- His eyes are fuckin beautiful. Bright electronic blue, and they glow.

-Panromantic Asexual, although not sex repulsed.

-Non binary, he/they

-Autistic! His special interest is birds. He's sensitive to bright flashing lights.

-His aesthetic is very light/dark academia. He loves to wear white button down shirts with beige sweater vests.

-Much like Cole, he's a poet. He loves to write poetry in his spare time, and he loves to read his poems to his boyfriends.

-He doesn't cook because he feels obligated to at all. He just genuinely loves cooking. Cole often times will step up to cook dinner himself, but Zane always says that he can handle it, and that he would rather cook instead.

-Huge bookworm. He adores reading and would much rather curl up with a good book than watch a movie.

[feareth-who]

I think you know who I am

Damn that sounded mysterious asf for no reason-

Anyhoe,

I feel like you are popular on TumblrTM type of person.

you would prefer coffee over tea but bUT you dispise tea haters. You sip tea occasionally. Yes.

You adore cats even when they bite you.

You're like "omg she bit me!"

Owner: "omg sorry-

You: "yes. I've been blessed by the bite of the cat. *enter internal monologue* I'll become cat lady over night."

You like to be perceived but you're introverted. That is, you like to be perceived as either the main fucking character or that character that never talks but everyone loves cause they a moodTM.

You hate ppl who call art easy. Idk you'd probably kick their ass even if you haven't ever been in a fight.

You have too much confidence on your physical strength. Your lazy ass has never ever lifted weights like for the purpose of strength but you still believe you can beat thanos in combat cause you have secret magical girl powersTM.

You think you are a water elemental but you know you are an earth. You still try to make plants talk to you and you've also tried to manipulate stones to hit some jackass. You failed. But you don't believe in physics. So you still try again.

Thank you and you're fucking beautiful (even when occasionally you hate your reflection. Bitch you're looking at royalty. Pay respect to your reflection. It pretty asf. The mirror is blessed you look into it. But yk what's blessed more? Whatever you put your heart into.

Your work >>>> your appearance matters.)

WHAT THE FRICKITY FRICK

THIS IS SO SWEET I CRI 😭😩💕

ok first of all i don't think i do? but I'm not tryna guess either way-

it sounded hella mysterious lol

anygay,

sjkhfs I'm not popular lmaoo, i just love interacting which is the reason I h like a 100 moots who's names I keep forgetting help-

that is true, just facts. if u hate tea, ur gonna hv to gimme reasons.

cats are so cool and cute they're absolute floof balls, i love them, honestly never minded a cat biting me, even my own does! till it becomes unbearable lol

Pls I would so say that, this too accurate wtf ilysm nonnie, i prefer to think i already am cat lady lol

ok one thing u got wrong there but it's okiee,,, I LOVE BEING PERCEIVED BUT THE PROBLEM IS NOT THT IM INTROVERTED but extroverted which is why I can't stfu and spill shit left n right but I've managed to be perceived since I'm in my new college so all good hehe,,, which does mean I love being either the mc or the cool side mysterious dude who's a mood😌✨

art is not easy, artblocks aren't either, you cannot tell me shit bout it, i won't listen. i prolly might if they take it too far, I've always stopped fights but if I ever get into one, my dad taught me how to punch 🙃👊

indeed, i hv low stamina lmaoo but too much confidence, I'll be panting from running just a lil bit, my cheeks also get super red dk wuts up w/ my metabolism 🤷‍♀️ honestly think I could get Thanos down with a punch and a kick, it's a charm of my secret magical girl powers™

how how do uk shit, idk if shld be intrigued or like when tf did I say this shit memory???

but okiee, yess I am a water elemental or so i think, but now you've called me out on talking to plants (mum said I did that as a kid lmaoo, i still do they're just idk how to explain but yeah) did smone say manipulating stones to hit a jackass bcuz 😗🙂✨ there's this one that would look so good with that stone on their face 😅🙃 UH HUH F PHYSICS 😭, i do i try every single time but i think my focusing glare scares them off more lol.

NO THANK YOU AND THE SANE GOES FOR YA <3 ilysm nonnie 😩💓

YESS PREACH.

your work >>>> your appearance