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incurable-bookkl3pt0 · 6 months ago

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I believe I have found the secret hack Bruce used to earn Branch's forgiveness. But alas, now Branch REALLY won't beat the baby allegations, because I can 100% believe that he hides in Bruce's hair when he's in town for multiple reasons, ranging from a good napping spot to a good hiding spot when he's angsty. And even the regular old hide-and-seek spot, since apparently Bruce didn't feel him in there. Probably doesn't help that he's so light.

Anyway, I'm just marveling at Branch's babyness, because for years I swore up and down he had baby energy. Like, I could never explain it, but something about him just screamed PRECIOUS BABY. Little did I know how right I was.

Just some fluff in the long Road to El Perdón (The Forgiveness), because our boi deserves a break from the never-ending angst that is him life.

Bro is never gonna beat the babiest brother allegations if he keeps up with the baby troll activities smh...

#dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls branch #trolls bruce #trolls spruce #trolls poppy #trolls floyd #IM SO OBSESSED W HOW BIG BRUCES HAIR IS LOLL #i bet branch and floyd hide in there a lot #actually #i think theyre both small enough to hide in clays rat nest- i mean hair #maybe #Branch really will never beat the Baby Allegations #ever #and brozone will forever suffer because they still have to earn back babying privileges #and that will take a while on account that branch has to relearn how to be babied because yknow #just brozone suffering in a cute way and branch vibing

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