#i think their dynamic is funnyy

[chainsawlover563]

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[teddybeartoji]

@twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

first meet

[cometrose]

Here is your one (1) free pass to yap about the stupid ass adeptus gang and their shenanigans (i love zhongli having been the Tired Responsible One for his entire life... he would 100% buy/have been gifted the 'proud mother of a couple of dumbass kids' shirt)

zhongli and his adepti are like one of my favorite bands of characters alongside itto and his arataki gang they are so funnyy

the adepti appear to be very serious and strict which they are but they are also insane???? Part of the story as a whole is to show that the divine aren't too different from humans and this includes the adepti.

Streetward Rambler and Guizhong arguing about music so Morax had to take away the bell after Cloud Retainer tattled? Cloud Retainer lending Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper her cooking device that they still haven't given back? Or that one time Cloud Retainer built a snowmobile with Guizhong and Ping before Moon Carver crashed it and it took hours to dig him out of the snow? All 3 of the so called elite adepti and even the god of liyue himself trying to help some kid reconcile with his father?

the adepti are all very unserious very much freaks of nature.

I think about the Yakshas as well especially Menogias, poor guy was born to style forced to slay. It's funny how his designs were so intricate that none of the fellow yakshas wanted to wear it but he was so stubborn about it that even Rex Lapis couldn't change his mind. In fact there is not enough Morax and his yakshas lore. Like please i beg every day for Zhongli to talk about people in his past. I know he wont but I want to believe anyway.

A part of me believes that once Zhongli quit being the geo archon and moved to the harbor, cloud retainer, moon carver and mountain shaper had a terrible case of empty nest loneliness. We all know how that turned out for Xianyun but I expect it's only a matter of time before the other 2 come closer to the harbor as well. Perhaps to follow Zhongli around like lost ducklings.

In one of Xianyun's character stories, Zhongli had a commission for consultancy but he was busy and just sent her to do it. I'm gonna tear up but the idea that Zhongli knew this task would be perfect for her and just sent her on her way is just the cutest.

Also in her voiceline for Zhongli, when she told him she was coming to the harbor he basically gave her a shopping list of things to do and how to arrange her home. I love the idea of Zhongli stepping into Cloud Retainer's new house and just instantly moving the furniture to ensure proper Feng Shui. Like the list was so extensive that CR got overwhelmed -like her of all people- getting overwhelmed with knowledge is amusing.

Moon Carver is one of Rex Lapis disciplines so its clear that even amongst the older adepti that Zhongli is a still a teacher and won't hesitate to lecture them. These days I am sure he trying to be a more relaxed person but old habits are hard to break.

I haven't even talked about Zhongli and Xiao which are my favorite dynamic in the entire game I love when they are together. But Zhongli slowly trying to get Xiao to open up and experience the beauties of life and get closer to humanity every lantern rite I might weep. Like lying about stupid sesame seed oil last year and now hes flying kites this year, Zhongli is playing some incredible 5D chess to get Xiao to visit him more without explicitly saying it. BECAUSE he knows if he tells Xiao to see him he will but he doesn't want to force Xiao to come he wants him to come on his own means.

Kind of reminds me how Zhongli keeps birds. Ya know he has like bird cages where he keeps birds which he then takes around but based on his disposition I believe Zhongli is an expert and keeping birds to stay. Just building them homes and cages and of course he lets them come and go freely but some of them find his homes so nice that they decide to stay with him. So yeah I think Zhongli is deliberately treating Xiao like a bird that will return to him by his own means.

Anyway I would love love loveeee to put all the adepti in a room and just watch them work. Like CR, MC and MS are bound to start an argument while Xiao tries to linger in the corner, Ganyu tries to attend to all of them while Ping and Zhongli just laugh in the chaos.

Damn, the fact I haven't seen Ganyu and Zhongli interact since the Liyue archon quest is a crime, they are the only Zhongli relationship that I am craving to see (other than zhongli neuvillette). I want to believe it is just because Ganyu would blow his cover instantly. She would have to bite her tongue to avoid calling him Rex Lapis.

Speaking of Ganyu the fact one of the first thing CR says about her is that she was once so fat she rolled down as hill? Or in Zhongli's voicelines he implies she is stronger or even fiercer than she looks so much so that she would be embarrassed by his lack of delicacy when describing her.

I have mentioned this is another post but it's kind of sweet how much the adepti like Zhongli. He is more than their god but also a very treasured companion and friend. First he always calls them his friends ("a friend approaches" AND THEN XIAO APPEARS). But like god forbid you are rude to him because they would storm off or snap at you (Xiao and Xianyun). Don't disrespect him or they'll hate you for years (Ganyu). But at the same time he is a friend that eats dinner with them during Lantern Rite or a friend they make fun of for making square cups.

Of course I imagine there is a lot of respect in their relationship and a noticeable power imbalance. I kind of imagined that with becoming "Zhongli" Morax not wanted only to become closer to humanity but also bridge the gap between himself and the adepti. Show them not only the beauty of a world led by humans but also to come to them not as their overlord but as a treasured friend. The adepti clearly hold him in very high esteem recognizing his sacrifice, strength and good of heart.

WHICH is why i'll never accept people who call Morax a tyrant because the adepti saw Morax out and about and were like "damn im gonna follow this guy for the rest of eternity he's so cool".

I also think it is hilarious how Zhongli has influenced the adepti and how they just kind of absorbed some of his personality traits. Part of the reason Ganyu is so dedicated and hardworking to the point of exhaustion is because of how much she looks up to Rex Lapis, she even states that her work could never compare to what he has done for Liyue so she pushes herself even harder.

Or Xiao the most loyal of the adepti who still works tirelessly to this day because of his contract. I believe the adepti especially the younger ones were like "he works so hard and sacrifices everything i will do just that!".

Even Yanfei who has never formed a contract with him still maintains that hardworking attitude but without the self-sacrifice so she is like the perfect Liyue citizen in Zhongli's eyes.

anyway I have some thoughts on adepti shenanigans i would love to see

Adepti feast, put them all in a room I expect a very elegant and mature feast but I also expect someone to break something. Maybe they will behave themselves with Zhongli next to them maybe they won't we have to see. In fact put Shenhe and Yaoyao there too lets cause problems

Adepti shopping spree. Xianyun and Zhongli are terrible they will buy anything they set their eyes on. Xianyun falls for marketing scams but then there is Zhongli who won't fall for scams but buys everything at full price anyway. They reek absolute havoc in the shopping district once they get paid.

I am on my knees please please give me a Zhongli and Ganyu interaction i am not so greedy to ask for specifics just please just please (also more Zhongli and Ping interactions hell throw Guoba there too).

I will accept any Xiao and Zhongli interactions like anything i love them together.

Like i said its only a matter of time before MC and MS show up in the harbor and I can't wait to see Zhongli tease them.

Zhongli teasing the adepti!!!!!! Zhongli in disguise "OH NO I am a poor helpless mortal how could I ever compare to the adepti" they are fuming but they can't argue with him. they can only tolerate his teasing until they are alone.

Zhongli gets harassed by the Liyue public for disrespecting Rex Lapis and the adepti had to step in and tell them that it’s alright

Xiao with the strength of the gods: Mr. Zhongli did nothing wrong

Citizens: He called Rex Lapis a bum?

Xiao: He didn’t mean that he’s sorry

Zhongli: No i’m not! I think he was a fraud!

Xiao: Forgive him

Anyway please give us more adepti and please let them interact with Zhongli more. They are always so bashful and sweet in his presence so I must have an interaction I must.

[maraczeks]

succession s1 thread pt 5

[lumiereandcogsworth]

sunny + the office + hannibal

THANKS my dear friend

sunny:

favorite character: CHARLIEEEE. my idiot son

funniest character: they definitely all have their moments but. when charlie and mac are being stupid. and when dennis is Anger

best looking character: i think charlie DAY is good looking but not so much kelly. so? yeah

3 favorite ships: i really don’t have a single ship. chardee but only pre-times up :/

least favorite character: frank, but i still think he’s funny sometimes

least favorite ship: charmac. just as you said jess. THEY’RE BROTHERS.

reason i watch: easy to binge and they’re all so stupid

why i started: jess was like hey watch this show and i did and we kept watching and i think i missed the entirety of s3 cuz we were playing monopoly but that’s okay!

the office:

favorite character: dwight & darryl

funniest character: ...dwight & darryl. jim sometimes also andy and ryan. it’s a comedy! they all have their moments

best-looking character: i really don’t find a single one of them attractive. jim’s hot NOW but that doesn’t count lmao. WAIT. charles minor cuz hes idris elba lmao

3 favorite ships: dwangela, michael/holly, andy/jessica

least favorite character: erin. she’s so mind-numbingly stupid it’s not even funny. she’s just dumb.

least favorite ship: andy/erin. also andy/angela. why didn’t they let him stay with jessica!!! i’ll cut you @ office writers.

why i watch: super easy to binge and it’s funnyy

why i started: my brother watched it a lot and i was curious so i watched it as well and that was many years ago and here we are

hannibal:

favorite character: beverly!!!!!! and will

funniest character: exactly what you said jess. chilton, brian/jimmy dynamic. and hannibal’s cannibal puns shjdjdkdk

best-looking character: will “hugh dancy” graham and also frederick “raúl esparza” chilton. i KNOW chilton is a bad bad man but HES GOT THE FACE OF AN ANGEL (until he’s shot and burned and all that then it’s over)

3 favorite ships: uh?? preller and hannigram? i don’t focus much on the ships. chillywilly but only in your fics cuz your writing is good.

least favorite character: jack. 🔪 and alana but that’s cuz i LITERALLY forget she exists when she’s not on screen. i even forgot to add her to this at first.

least favorite ship: alana/will

why i watch: cinematically *chef’s kiss* good writing despite the fact that i don’t know what anyone is saying cuz no real person talks like that

why i started: jess held me at gunpoint and said this is my favorite show and you have to watch it and LIKE IT. i’m kidding but yeah jess showed it to me and i was like yeah this slaps!

[teddybeartoji]

took me a min to get to this i apologize i apologize i am in fact the slowest person in the world actually i've even gotten a medal for it

suguru being so attentive and so eager to teach. i think he finds so much satisfaction in taking that role yk??

YESSS THISSSS (i'm stealing this format this is the easiest on the eyes) BUT THISSSS!!!! he's such a good teacher?????? i think he has definitely given a few teeny tiny lessons to the reader too though the reader would just stare at him with hearts in their eyes (just like gojo lmao) but yeah i imagine suguru would feel so comfortable in that position??? it just feels right for him to teach Art his voice is so smooth and it's so good to listen to him even when you didn't care for painting you'd still wanna do it if he was the teacher

HIM NOTICING GOJO'S BONER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEH THAT'S SO FUNNYY HE WOULD 100000% GIVE THE MEANEST SIDEEYE but then................ but then.......................... you reckon he'd blush a little hmm?? he'd turn away, let his hair fall in front of his face a bit more, trying TRYING to hide it bc what the fuck that's so embarrassing hehehehe honestly i think if gojo notices the pink tint i don't think he'd tease in this moment i think it's his turn to find the other Endearing LMAO they're blushing over a fucking boner they're so stupid i love them so much

OMFGGGG WE BOTH THOUGHT OF A SIAMESE KITTY FOR THEMM EEEEEEEEEEE ARIMICKEY HIVEMIND FOR LIFEE i think sugu would die inside (in a good way) when he sees the reader sport just the tiniest pout on their lips when the cat doesn't give them attention:(((((( he definitely whispers into their ear later smth along the lines that the kitty does love them too lmao he just wants to make sure that they know yk it's silly but it's cute

SATOSHOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love their dynamic so much i think they fit together soooo fucking well

both of them love digging into other people’s brains

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they can both be so eerie sometimes i think they both have staring problems too like if you don't know them they seem a bit scary (i need them both so badly holy shit)

ari we are cats our tails are making a heart (how did this turn into petplay idk don't ask)(affectionate??) bro this is so us bro

are u a witch 🤨🤨 did u cast a spell on the dice 🤨🤨🤨

ahgsashgahsgahsasahsga he would he would say that aaaaaaaa that's so fucking funny i think the reader put that idea into his head.... like they just said "oh maybe she's a witch" JOKINGLY but then gojo being gojo................. took it so seriously and now he's CONVINCEDD that she is one and shoko fucking loves it she definitely uses it she threathens him with curses and i mean if vamps exist why couldn't witches so gojo tries to act tough and be like yeah sure but inside he's freaking the fuck out bc wHAT IF SHE REALLY DOES IT????????

PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE HAKU THE KITTYYYY HE'S SOOOO SLEEPY EEPY HE'S SOOOO CUTE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY your brothers cat being called haku and mine armin.... who let these nerds have cats what the fuck lmao ANYWAY HERE IS ANOTHER PIC OF LITTLE FERAL ARMIN HEHEHEHE

he wants to go outside all the time smh MY GUY YOU ARE A HOUSE CAT!!!!! he wants to eat grass.... stupid..... THERE IS NO GRASS YET SIRRR IT'S STILL WINTER you have a talent for summoning him btw bc he came to sleep on my bed this time too 🤨🤨🤨 are you possibly a witch too?? oh no this is bad i might've been making fun of gojo for being naive but.............. i am naive too oh no ari are you a witch?? you won't put a spell on me though right... RIGHT??? you wouldn't..... you love me......................... (i am Scared and horny)(sigh)

MEOW I HOPE YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD lmao i think this is the third time i'm sending something your way so this is the third time i'm telling you to have a good day............. this time i'm wishing you good sleep ok it's late already i mean i think atleast we seem to be time neighbors so i think ur gonna sleep soon i hope your pillow is cold and your bed exxxxxtra comfy MWAHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH<3

MICKEY i am jumping out of the blanket fort excitedly <333 this is so long overdue bc ive been too excited to sit down and think abt the Vamps properly BUT it’s finally time.. this is just going of ur most recent rb abt them btw which was . a While ago IVE BEEN THINKING OF IT CONSTANTLY THOUGH BUT ;;;;; STSG…. THE STSG DYNAMIC….

mickey i’m convinced that u are secretly plotting my downfall there’s no other explanation. VAMP!SUGU FLIRTING W JOURNALIST!GOJO ……..…. i DIED i exploded they make me feel so ill. I’VE PROBABLY DEFINITELY SAID THIS BUT EVERY TIME U GIVE ME ANOTHER PIECE OF VAMP LORE I FALL FURTHER INTO THE PIT just . sugu feeling more comfortable in the dynamic & getting more confident… JOURNALIST!GOJO BEING FLUSTEREDPEKSJ HELP MEEEEEE vamp!reader would find that so funny wouldn’t they. so sweet. now i’m just imagining the vamps teaming up to fluster gojo 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 me next

(he doesn't want u to be jealous he's more asking for reassurance - is it okay if the two of them mess around together too? and of course it is bc you want your boys to be happy)

dont even get me started on this ^^^^ im sending u my hospital bill watch out . MICKEY :(( im so obsessed w vamp!reader it isn’t even funny i need them so bad it’s sickening. they KNOW they call the shots and sugu knows it too and the way they’re kind of just. indulging their beloveds…… they’re sooo <33333 yeah.

i just wanted to let u know i am in fact thinking abt these three constantly i am kissing ur brain always. pls give mr armin a lil kiss from me too !! <33

HI ARI BABY!!!

it's so good to see you here (i might keep you forever)(/hj).

what do you think of playground love by air (btw doesn't the cover for this song look like sugu lmao i just noticed that) for this stsg? it might not be something you immediately thought of, right? but i feel like it suits the sugu teaching satoru how to paint?? do you see the vision?? or did you imagine something else?? i need to know. i think this moment would be such an important one in their relationship such a pivotal moment

i can totally see suguru talking about the colors and anatomy and how to hold the brush and then little journalist!gojo is just staring at him with stars in his eyes trying to concentrate because he really does want to learn but fuck it's so hard with this angel before him...

and i think the song name is also funny in a sense that satoru is like a teenager bc how easily he pops his boners lmao okay he just gets so fucking excited in his head it's literally not even sexual????? like sugu is just sooooo handsome under the moonlight it's making his head spin and oh! oops!

another thing i thought about is the fact that they definitely have a cat!!! idk if i said this already somewhere but they do!!! not a black one bc that's a little basic but maybe like a siamese one? meow very cute. anyway i think satoru desperately want to have the cat's attention but it loves sugu the most lmao and he's soooooo smug about that too!!! satoru is all pspspspsps bribing the kitty with the treats but it literally ignores him?????? and just gets comfy on sugu's lap without a second thought. imagine the pouty little satoru here:((( btw the reader is also jealous of sugu in this case but they refuse to show it. bc c'mon they're the leader of the house they can't be upset over their own cat liking their beloved more. no way. never. that's so childish. :(.

oh and and and!! the vamp!reader really does like satoru and they know that he's the perfect guy to help bring suguru out of his shell even more yk they know that a little curious puppy like him is only gonna do good in their household (after they reassure sugu ofc)

wait actually i can't remember whether i said that satoru just kind of moved in too right??? like he rarely goes to his city apartment and he just has his own room (as if he fucking sleeps there smh) and he absolutely loves lliving in the mansion he doesn't even hide it. i do need to say that he also adores having maids and a butler but he's still incredibly respectful towards them yk like he isn't pointlessly bossing them around

he also loves to blast stupid fucking music over the whole house.... canon i'm afraid. idk why but justin timberlake just popped into my head lmao like his music in the 10's wheww bangers though i won't lie

OHHH WAITT I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT SHOKO AND SATORU bc like they don't know each other yet!!!!! so imagine shoko comes over for their usual wine night and then finds this blue eyed guy lazing on the couch without a shirt on????? like who are you???? but then she recognizes him hehehe i think journalist!gojo is a rather known one he's good at his job so she just rolls her eyes but after an hour or two i think they actually get along surprisingly well!! (okay i mean it's not a surprise for us but for the reader and sugu) they kind of share the same stupid af humor and it all just gets super fucking funny when they're all playing board games together lmao (shoko always wins btw)(always.)

also heheheh armin came to sit with me just as i started writing this!!! he has received his kiss!! he meowed back!! he loves you!! i know bc i know his language so just trust me!!

ANYWAYY THIS IS THEMM!! i love talking about them it comes so easily the words really write themselves really (i can't wait to actually you know.. write something real for them lmao)(SOON I PROMISE SOON)

thank you for coming by i hope you never leave!!! mwah mwah mwah!! love you lots and lots and lots!!