#i think the only 2000-and-on vampire tv show movie book etc. i have genuinely enjoyed consuming in the past decade is hotel transylvania
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mukuharakazui · 2 years ago
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i think vampires are boring as fuck and that the "secret society controlling everything while converting people either en masse or very selectively" thing that vampire media has adopted in recent decades is stupid, boring, and overdone at best. i also think that the "vendor of wine" introduction line from m. defarge to the marquis in tale of two cities is more ominous, symbolic, and badass than anything you could make a vampire say.
however, i will say i think it's funny as fuck that vampires canonically did 9/11 in vtm.
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